Voting IWT Mania - World Heavyweight Championship!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Apr 1, 2014.


Who's your winner?

Poll closed Apr 3, 2014.
  1. Dat Kid

  2. Mystical George

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and is for the World Heavyweight Championship!

    Dat Kid(@Dat Kid) vs Mystical George(@Mystical George)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

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  2. #2 Dat Kid, Apr 1, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2014
    Cut the music.

    The music stops and the lights return to normal. Dat Kid begins to walk down the stage with mic in hand.

    Let's not pretend like this is some sort of big spectacle with this live band and all these light show crap. Nobody cares about this match, nobody cares about George, nobody cares about the world heavyweight championship, and most importantly none of you care about me. So you expect me to come out here, with some huge pyrotechnics display, fuck that. You get what you earned and allow me to tell you what exactly you have earned.

    You have all earned an average night in the life of Dat Kid. I'm going to go down to that ring, promo better than everyone on this card, hold up my worthless belt, and you will all forget that this match even happened. I'm not gonna dive off of a ladder, I'm not gonna jump through a table, I'm not even going to wait for the confetti to come down when I pin this overrated piece of crap that I'm facing here tonight because even if I did all that you'd all be talking about Aids Johnson and Alias, so it doesn't matter what I do.

    Dat Kid steps into the ring.

    I know all the former cure members are in one big circle jerk backstage right now with their anuses pre-moisened for the return of the not so Mystical George and they are ready to run to his aid no matter what I say here tonight and I know that, but it's not the first time I have walked into a losing battle. I'm not even using my champion's advantage, like so many other champions who use it like a crutch, am I right Aids?

    Unlike those champions, I don't need it. In fact, I don't even need this match. I've got nothing to prove. I don't need this championship, I don't need to steal the show, even though I will, I don't need to name drop so that people in the back get an erection from hearing their own name. I don't need any of this! I don't need to be called god! I am greater than god! I am Dat Kid and every time I have a match whether it be with some random faggot or a main eventer, it is always the greatest match you have ever seen!

    So you can talk all the shit you want about me, but there's a reason why Alias is begging me for a fight and not Joey Bryant, no offense Joey. There's a reason Aids Johnson is ducking me like a little bitch! There's a reason why I'm ridiculed by the no names of the IWT, like Roadster or whatever the fuck he calls himself these days. The reason is, because I am the greatest OF ALL TIME and you all are simply in denial of that fact!

    Dat Kid takes off his World Heavyweight Championship and tosses it out of the ring.

    You can call me what you want, but at the end of the night the only thing you'll be calling me is 3 and 0.
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  3. Kaizer continues to sleep...
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  4. *Alias looks on from the backstage monitor, once again, calm, cool and collected*

    Alias: Hmmm, seems like our paths are crossing eventually Kid. Sooner than you'd think....
  5. *watches backstage, listening to Dat Kid's theme and thinking about much of a manly bloke he must be, and trying to count all the fanny he gets*
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  6. *Jwab sits backstage getting ready for his match with Christian. He starts talking to himself*
    Jwab: Not ready? I'll show him ready....
  7. Artist walks outside to see no sign of George, and he automatically says, "Dat Kid = Destroyer of transportation, R.I.P Mystical George"
  8. Christian watches backstage as he awaits his match.

    : Yeah... this was expected.
  9. OOC: Randy Orton could drown in baby oil by the time George puts his promo up.
  10. OOC: a black guy could be in office by the time George shows up....oh...:sad1:...It's already happened...
  11. moty
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  12. #12 Mystical George, Apr 2, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2014

    Mystical George's face is seen behind an all black background. He's sporting his usual smug smile, oh so self assured about IWTMania.

    "Surprise, surprise! Look who showed up? It's me, little ol' Georgie Pie is here to ruin your fun. Were all of you worried that I'd bail again? Or perhaps glad because you can't stand the sight of me. Well, either way you wasted what little thinking time you have because once your champion called me out with his bruised ego in hand thinking that I would punk out of a challenge, his and my fate were already sealed. I use the word 'challenge' loosely because even though my match against Dat Kid at 'Mania is in his domain, in front of his people and ran by the superiors that support him there ain't a god damn question over who's walking out of our match the victor because everybody, and I mean everybody, knows that Crayo's patsy hasn't got shit on me. I've had your boys mail me saying, ... "We can't give you a one on one shot because we're scared that you'll take our belt and hold it hostage" ... Well, you didn't say that, but you might as well have because there is definitely a lack of confidence for your beloved champion, Dat Kid. I don't blame you for not being confident in him, but I do wonder how he got this far. Believe me, Dat Kid, I've seen you at your best and I've seen you at your worst ... But I'm having trouble trying to tell them apart. I guess that even a mouse looks tough when it's competition is cheese. Bitch, you best believe that I'm no cheese hahaha.

    Have you ever wondered why every time that I come back I'm the hottest shit going in your stale-ass company? It's because I'm real and it's because reeeeeaaaally good at what I do, it's because I don't bitch and I moan, I tell you people the truth and you along with the Corporate Cockfest shunned me because you didn't like what you heard. That's when the seeds of The Cure were planted, don't ya' know? Me and my buddies, we came over to your side of the tracks with open arms, but we weren't accepted because we were only seen as the youth. The only one that seen us for what we could be was Aids Johnson, so he hopped on our coattails and started riding since he knew that the only way he was ever making it up the card was through me and my peers. Aids, your time will come, but it will not be as sweet as my victory at Mania. Dat Kid has a special place in my heart because he represents everything that I hate about this place.

    Is that bitching in the rafters I hear? Poor souls whinging for not getting something that they didn't deserve in the first place. No surprise! What more could I expect from you foolish, foolish souls. All of you boys in the back might as well keep crying now because I'm expecting a trail of tears leading me out of WrestleMania when I walk away with Dat Kid's IWT World Championship. To anyone who feels like they should be in my shoes now, I've felt that pain before. Not getting the go ahead when I felt like I was the man to step up and take the brass ring. I've realised that in IWT it's not about how good you are, it's about how popular you are ... And that's why I manipulated your patsy champion into giving me this match. Unfortunately for the rest of you, I don't let people get under my skin. And once I get a hold of that belt, the brass ring becomes entirely out of all of your reaches.

    I look around and all that I see is hatred and jealousy when I stare at these letters put before me. You paint me out to be some sort of evil serpant, but it is with all of you that the lizard lies ... the cold blooded originals of a forum that doesn't even have the same name anymore. Is this the place that all of you call home? You pretend like it's the same, but it's not. You can feel it in the air around here. But there is a rumbling in the background, a thud that tickles my ears. Can you hear it or is it just me? I can feel the change coming in my bones and I know that I'm not the only one. The empty hole in your stomach, Dat Kid, that's probably what you're feeling knowing that your demise is the catalyst for the rebirth of The Cure, but this time we're not the youth to be mocked or made fun of ... We're taking over and we're burning this waste land to the ground.

    When all of this ends only one victor's story will told with regards to the redundant World Championship to which Dat Kid holds right now and it will be mine. Dat Kid - you've made you're bed, now it's time to piss in it. You knew just as well as I did that once I showed up, your chances in this war quickly disappeared. Say hello to the next IWT World Heavyweight Champion...."

    The transmission ends with Mystical George's face slowly disappearing into the distance. Letters form on the screen which spell out:

    We Are Everything,
    We Are Nothing,
    We Are LEGION.
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  13. Artist tells the camera, "He doesn't bitch he moans?"
  14. OOC he mentioned me!? [​IMG]
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  15. Dude, I wrote than more half of this within 15 minutes before going to school this morning. Cut me a break.
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  16. GOAT.
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  17. OOC Makes it that much better IMO
  18. It was joke bro, didn't mean to offend you.
  19. [​IMG]

    Tick, tock ... Tick, tock .... Tick ..... Your time with the not so precious World Heavyweight Championship is running out, Dat Kid. What did I tell you? We're on your home turf in front of your people and you're sweating like a stuffed pig while my brow is dry. But there is hope for you, not much hope but there is hope. Before you give yourself an unnecessary pat on the back, it's not because you're better than me that you have this hope, it's because you and your Corporate Ass Kissing Family outnumber me and anyone who's supporting you is doing it to give me the metaphorical middle finger. You can read above and even you know that you're not in my league. You're not in the league below for Christs' sake! I'm hitting World Series winning bats while you're content with Little League status and that's okay just as long as you don't forget that you've entered yourself into a popularity contest, not a war. The art of war states you know defeat when it's staring you in the eyes and that's what I expect at Mania, not your boys giving another tainted victory because it's not like I haven't been screwed over here before.

    There's a division on this forum when it comes to me ; those who recognise how good I am and love me for it and those who are still in denial about how good I am and resent me for it, just like you. Honestly, I don't know why I get such a hard time ... I've never spoke ill of anyone who didn't deserve it, I never embarassed anyone that didn't have it coming, but I guess I'm the bad guy ... *Razor Ramon Voice* Say hello to the bad guy!! haha That's rich, painting me as the bad guy when I haven't done anything but good to this hopeless, worthless shit fed on a hopeless, worthless domain. I brought a group with me to these parts and we made it our own. Every single person who put their faith in me had it restored, didn't they? David? He did great things under my reign, but couldn't hack it solo. Jwab and Ovalhead? BBoth could only achieve their potential when they were under my vision. THG, he's done ok for himself hasn't he? He's not great or anything, but he's good now ... Because of me. And finally, Aids Johnson, the guy main eventing this whole charade, got big with me because I'm the fucking star around here and I made all of them and I can make anybody else a goliath as long as they work under me.

    So, Dat Kid, after I beat your ass at Mania I'm offering you a formal invitation to work under me and become better than you could ever imagine. I'm welcoming you to become the first inductee into LEGION. Let that rest on your mind. To the rest of you who are wondering how you can achieve your full potential should contact me, I'm not hard to find and maybe, just maybe you can reach your full potential too.
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  20. #20 Roadster, Apr 2, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2014
    OOC: Why is it when Kid promo's his opponent is late and when George promo's his opponents late. I guess this is how it works in the Upper Mid-Card.
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