Promos IWT MITB - Special Guest Referee Tag Team Match!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Jul 17, 2014.

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and is a special guest referee tag team match!

    @Zach & @Ed! vs @HunterHearstJericho & @The ReagMaster
    w/ @Ric Flare! as special guest referee​

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    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a 2 promo per person limit on promos.
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    *DING DING DING!*

     


  2. "Reptile" by Skrillex hits as William Taylor comes out onto the stage in his full zookeeper's outfit. He has a green parrot on his shoulder as he walks to the ring slowly and walks up the stairs, going through the ropes as he stands in the middle of the ring, the crowd cheering softly.

    William: What we have here tonight lads is the long awaited debut of William Taylor. The newest member of the Dudes with Tudes and tonight I go up against two of my teammates, Clobbersaurus and The British Kid. Since it seems my opponents are too scared to come out here and start, I'd figure I would do it myself. Now, I've been doing some research on the odd, socially awkward creature that is the Clobbersaurus. As an experienced zookeeper, I've come upon many strange creatures but none more confusing than this rare, prehistoric animal. The last of his kind, the Clobbersaurus finds it hard to reproduce because, even though he is the biggest guy in Dudes with Tudes, he is the smallest down there, if you know what I mean.

    The crowd laughs sarcastically as a handful of people boo.

    William: The Clobbersaurus is nearly going extinct, and for only 3 pennies a day you can support the Clobbersaurus and provide it with food, water, and shelter from the harsh environment that has been cruel to it and it's family. With your help, we can keep this primitive species alive for as long as possible.

    The parrot on his shoulder laughs, earning a small pop from the crowd.

    William: And as for The British Kid, I can't wait to see what kind of gibberish escapes your mouth when you come out to the ring right now. We both come to America from across great big oceans but when it's between the UK and the great Australia, we both know who is superior. You may be better than us at football but you're terrible at that too, you didn't even win a game in the World Cup. When it comes to rugby, we beat you down on a semi-annual basis and when it comes to wrestling, I will beat you down in this ring a hundred times in a row. So come on down, the team of Clobbersaurus and British Kid, let's see what you have to say.

    He pauses before raising the mic to his face again.

    William: As for my partner Eduardo, I know you're a worthy partner and I look forward to being in the ring with you as I respect anyone who can make a life change such as your own. I would like to invite you to join me down here in the ring as well.

    William waits patiently as he looks up at the ramp.
     
  3. Thought it was 1 then opponent then me, but hell, writing it now
     
  4. hes the 1 calling you out
     
    • What? What? x 1
  5. 48 hours for 1 promo. :no:
     
  6. fucking christ
     
  7. I thought there was another tag match on the card....hmm...and it was today as well...
     
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  8. Yeah what the hell @Delik ?
     
  9. Fell asleep in my office just thinking about the match
     
  10. i was waiting for Ed. i had a promo ready!
     
  11. Come back to me when you can beat someone besides Adam, brah.
     
    • BURN! BURN! x 1
  12. I Absolutely love this dude's with 'tude angle.
     
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  13. I love you
     
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  14. So go vote in the MITB IWT match. Help me, help you all.
     
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