Voting IWT NoC - Gav vs A Chav!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Sep 19, 2014.


Have you voted in the Google Docs poll?

Poll closed Sep 21, 2014.
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  1. #1 Jonathan, Sep 19, 2014
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2014
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  2. *fungis theme music plays as fungi comes out towards the ring receiving an hostile reception from the crowd fungi takes the mic and begins to address the crowd*

    Fungi: now then lads and lasses its me fungi sounds like none of you like me Well you know what right you can all get on your hands and knees and suck fungis Because I do not give a flying fuck!

    *the whole arena erupts and boo fungi who laughs back at them before continuing To Speak*

    Hahahaha fucking bellends speaking of sucking dick Where the fuck is gav the chav? The fucking little pussy I wanna smash that complete and utter twats face in you all worship him like hes some sort of hero But by the end of the night I'm gunna expose to you all just what a complete fraud he is whrn I'm done with you gav you will wish you never fucked with fungi because fungi is gunna fucking wreak you so get your scrawny little arse out here do we Can do This!

    @gav the chav
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  3. *the camera cuts towards the ramp and gav the chavs music plays and gav comes out towards the ring holding up his money in the bank briefcase gav walks down the ramp and enters the ring he takes a mic and begins to speak*

    ( Gav the chav) so come on then fungi here I am gav the chav mr money in the bank and very soon to be the next IWT champion you know what right you have gav intrigued gav wants to just why you think he is a fraud now im sure you have an amazing explanation to tell us all but first Im gunna tell you exactly what I think of you

    you see here right what gav sees In Front of him is something much more hideous than @B.Dazzle who thinks he's the rock Gav sees something trying to be exactly like him but executed poorly you dress like me you talk like me you act like me you're a bit of a cheeky **** to be fair and What the fuck is up with your obsession with wanting people to suck you off you scruffy little **** nobody wants to touch that thing I bet you'd catch all sorts of diseases from that thing gav thinks you should simply fuck off out of here and don't come back unless you come back as something original because there is only room for one chav in IWT but please before you do that can you please tell me and all of gavs fans just why he is a fraud
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  4. #4 fungi, Sep 20, 2014
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2014
    *fungi walks up towards gav and picks up the mic and begins to speak*

    Fungi: I'll tell you exactly why you're a fraud for starters that briefcase you're holding right now you don't deserve that everybody knows that it rightfully belongs to b.dazzle he should be the one cashing in soon you keep telling us the chav era is about to begin but we all know you're just a little pussy and don't have the balls to cash in actually I bet you cash in on joey bryant when hes sleeping or something preventing him from actually competing

    another reason why I think your a fraud you have all met gavs mum right? I bet most of you have fucked her too haven't you Yeah you fucking little sluts you all think thats his mum really? I believe the term we like to use is THATS BOLD SHIT RIGHT THERE!!! because it is you lot must be fucking blind if looked closely you'd see that gavs mum is actually a bloke from Sheffield in drag @seabs thats right you silly basterds you've all had dirty bum sex with gavs mum you bunch of dick munchers if you remember rightly gav told you all his mother died a long time ago if so how could that slut you've all been shagging be his mum think about it you stupid ****s

    oh and another thing hes not even a fucking real chav for fuck sake that might shock you but its true he actually comes from a decent background his family are all posh as fuck when gav was at school hes was a fucking nerd I even have a picture to prove it but due to some bullshit rule I ain't allowed to show you

    you know what right I came to IWT to prove to you all just what a fraud gav was but you know what right you all deserve him because after tonight win or lose im out of here I came here to save you all from gav and to show you all what a real chav is but you can all fuck off carry on worshipping gav because he is the chav you all deserve
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  5. ( Gav the chav) here did you just call my mam a slut you little cheeky **** I will smash your face in you prick you know what right in getting sick of you now im this close to Wiping that smug look from your face

    You know what right you are just a typical scouser you aren't you coming out here and imitating everything little I do trying to steal gavs spotlight from him you thieving **** but unfortunately for gavs about to catch you out and send you packing you'll be lucky you're able to walk after this you might think gav ain't a chav but trust me mate when im done with you'll see just how much of a chav I am

    Once I take care of you I gunna prove to you and all of gavs other doubters and I am gunna cash in on joey bryant and win the IWT belt so joey I hope your watching because time is running out for you and your reign as champ the beating fungi over here is about to receive is the same beating gav is gunna dish out on you so you better to make sure you're prepared because once I take care of fungi im coming straight for you!!!
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  6. Holy fucking shit, Solidus voted :blackshock:
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  7. This match was... interesting.
  8. Let the man finish his Dominoes pizza.
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  9. Hmmm I wonder who you pinched that joke from?
  10. I mean't to mimic you.
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  11. Your winner, with a score of 7.678571429 to 7.321428571... Gav, the Chav!

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  12. I actually thought fungi might have won this lol
  13. love you gav!
  14. match of the year

    match of the year

    match of the year
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  15. Stop it
  16. this thread was older than i thought
  17. I'm talking about the LQ not the date