Voting IWT SummerSlam - Schizo vs. Cousin Eddy

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Shadow, Aug 24, 2016.


Who Won?

Poll closed Aug 29, 2016.
  1. Schizo

  2. Cousin Eddy

  3. Participants only (others will be suspended)

  1. #1 Shadow, Aug 24, 2016
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 24, 2016
    The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the Television Championship!

    (@Jacob Fox) Schizo vs. Cousin Eddy (@B1skit)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -The first promo must be posted within 24 hours.
    -There is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension

    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important, short and be in a Spoiler.​
  2. The arena goes quiet as the lights turn out. For about 30 seconds, the arena simply remains dark and quiet. Then, a midget in the front row sees his cell phone begin playing a ringtone that he never downloaded.

    Schizo comes out onto the ramp, the TV Championship on his waist, looking around trying to find where the death tone is coming from. He finally sees the midget and slowly walks over to him. Cocking his head to the side, Schizo indicates to the midget to answer the phone.

    Midget: I am not fucking scared of a ring tone!

    The midget flips Schizo the double bird and then answers the phone. He immediately dies.

    Schizo ignores the surprised gasps by the fans in attendance and simply heads towards the ring. He slips in under the rope and stands up in the ring. Schizo takes off the belt and puts it over his shoulder.

    Schizo: Eddy, I've been looking forward to this as I know you must be as well.

    Schizo points to the belt.

    Schizo: This world is full of questions. A lot, maybe even a majority of these questions can never be answered. But we're about to find out the answers to some that can. We're going to find out who is more psychotic. We're going to find out who can dish out more pain and who can take more pain. We're about to find out which one of us is willing to go the furthest in order to mutilate the other.

    I won't lie about what this belt means. However, it doesn't mean that I am the TV Champion. This belt was awarded to me after dissecting and destroying my opponent. That is when it was given a meaning that the IWT never intended. In order to take this belt out of the hands of the most violent and brutal maniac in wrestling history, you will have to become the most violent and brutal maniac in wrestling right now. That is what the belt means. It means that someone was willing to go into the darkest place they could in order to destroy me. So if you are able to take this belt away from me, it will mean that you are more depraved than I am. It will mean, that your mind is sicker than mine. You will carry that mantle if you can do this.

    Eddy, I have decided not to bring any weapons to this death match. I'm much more interested in what you're going to bring and how you are going to use them. I am curious as to how far you're willing to go. I want to see the kind of imagination that you have.

    You see, me, I can adapt. I've adapted for years playing these games with numerous wrestlers all over the planet. I've been beaten down within an inch of my life almost as many times as I have destroyed others.

    You know what you're up against. You said it yourself. I have no soul. I am empty inside. Most people will feel the void inside them... those cold depths of nothingness and despair. I don't. I feed off it. Because you see, when you have no soul, you have no conscience. When you have no conscience, you have no morality. When you have no morality, you can do terrible things to people without a single ounce of guilt.

    Schizo walks to the middle of the ring and sits down. He lays the championship out in front of him.

    Schizo: Eddy, you and I are of a different breed. Most of the IWT wrestlers come out to the ring and they talk about how great they are. They talk about how they are going to destroy their opponent. They talk about the glory of victory.

    That doesn't work as much for you. I can tell you I am going to peel your skin off of your flesh. And I am going to. I can tell you that after I do that, I am going to peel the flesh off your bones. And I'm going to. But for competitors like us, that's not really a threat. Both of us can deal out more punishment than almost anyone in this company. We're going to cause each other so much pain, it will be legendary.

    No, Eddy, with you and me it's not about dealing out the pain. It's about receiving the pain. It's about seeing which one of us can take the most agony. It's about which one of us can endure the most pain. It's about who can have more of their blood spilled and still get up and ask for more.

    Schizo holds up the Television title by the strap.

    Schizo: Whichever one of us can take the worst, the most brutal, the most vile beating and still get up... HE WILL GET THIS! THIS WILL BE THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT HE IS THE MOST PSYCHOTIC WRESTLER IN IWT HISTORY! I live for the pain. You asked me if I wanted to play a game! I DO! LET'S PLAY THIS GAME NOW! IT'S THE GAME OF TOTAL AGONY AND WHOEVER IS MORE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD WILL BE THE ONLY ONE STANDING WHEN THIS MASSACRE IS OVER!

    I chose you because I know you won't hold back. Be prepared that I won't either. Come and try to destroy me because I am ready to destroy you!
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  3. #3 B1skit, Aug 25, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 27, 2016
    As Schizo looks down the ramp, the arena lights darken once more.

    The theme of Cousin Eddy plays as the crowd try to see through the darkness. As the intro dies out, the song stops and the arena lights turn back on. We can see Cousin Eddy himself sitting on the stage floor with a microphone in his hand and his barbed wire plastic bat on his lap. He smiles at Schizo, showing off his rosey red cheeks. Eddy's overalls are unbuttoned as usual, but this time he has a Ken Doll with the face of Schizo taped on tied to one of his hanging straps. Eddy raises the microphone.

    Hello friend! Are you ready for our play date?

    Eddy chuckles to himself, imagining what "fun" they could have. Nerf guns to the eyes, choking each other with plastic basketball nets, barbed wire whips, the options are endless.


    Eddy slowly begins to stand up, and swings the bat over his shoulder.

    I've been thinkin of all the games we can play together. I've been thinkin of all the fun we can have! All the blood, all the tears, this will be the funnest thing I ever did!

    Eddy begins laughing to himself again. He begins to walk closer to the ring as he talks.

    Friend, I'm not gonna stop playin if I hurt, and I'm not gonna stop playin if you hurt. That's when the game really starts, and I know you're really at it.

    Eddy reaches the ring and smiles again.

    That's good, because my games get boring when people quit early. You won't quit, I won't quit, so let's play till we die, friend!

    Eddy points at Schizo's TV Title, and stares at it without blinking.

    I want that shiny thing. People like shiny things, friend! If I have that, I won't have to find people to play with anymore, I won't have to look for new friends, because everybody will come to me! I'll meet so many new people, make so many new friends, so many new families, and all I have to do is beat you. All I have to do to play forever is not die first!

    Eddy puts his bat in front of him, and squeezes the barbed wire, as well as crushing the plastic. His hand begin to bleed.

    Friend, I won't die, not yet, so you can try and try, but I'm takin that shiny thing, even if I have rip out the part of your head that makes you get up! I want to play as much as I can, and if I have to tear you apart first-

    Eddy grabs the doll ties on his overalls and rips it in half.

    -then I will, because if you want to stop me, you'll have to do the same thing to me! If I'm not walkin out with the thing, friend, then I'm not walkin out of this place alive, ya hear?!

    Eddy begins the pant, and he stares at Schizo straight in his eyes, straight into his non-existing heart, his non-existing soul.

    Show Spoiler
    Pretty much, just imagine this guy sounds like a deep voiced Forrest Gump.
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  4. Wanna just open voting or what?
  5. Real talk, why is the text so BIG
  6. Gets the point across BETTER
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. Lol, I don't know, I saw Fox with big text so I just kinda did it too
  8. Interesting design choice, ngl
  9. Yeah, maybe open it up for voting if Jacob doesn't reply....

    Crap...should have did that weapon when I wrote the Playroom Brawl match in NGW....
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  10. I was informed of a delay by Fox, a day or so back.
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  11. While Cousin Eddy talks, Schizo has his head lowered and watches Eddy from the top of his eyes. He pats on the Television championship belt.

    Schizo: Oh, Eddy, you couldn't be more correct. I've spent years traveling to different parts of the Earth, chasing down people who were too scared to ever get into the ring with me. When all the wrestlers in Japan became cowards, I went to China. But it didn't take long before they began running away from me too. So I went to Africa, to Asia and even all the way to Antarctica. All those years that everyone was running away from me, I should have realized that all I needed to make them come back to me was this. Because everyone wants the shiny thing. And they will be more willing to put themselves in danger if there is a chance that they will get it.

    Schizo chuckles a little bit.

    Schizo: All my career, I've avoided belts because they haven't really meant anything to me. I like the violence. I like the agony. I like the sounds of bones cracking and of blood pouring. I never realized that a simple gold belt would be the thing to bring them to me.

    If you can take this from me, Eddy... if you have what it takes to last just a few seconds longer than I can... you'll have more friends to play with than you could ever imagine. It will open up worlds to you that you never thought were possible.

    I usually spend a whole lot of time standing here, speaking in metaphors... quoting dead people... because face it,the most admirable thing in the world is death. But I'm not going to do any of that. There are no metaphors here. No quotes. There will be no double language that attempts to question your motives or accusations of how long you will last.

    You and I don't need words for our language. We needs barbed wire bats. We need sledgehammers. We need razor wire. Violence is our culture and death is our language. So let's just beat each other senseless.

    There's only one goal here, Eddy. There is only one thing you have to do. Live for one second longer than me and this will be yours. But you'll find pretty soon that I'm the most difficult thing you've ever tried to kill.

    Let's play. I'll even give you a head start.

    Schizo takes the belt and throws it out of the ring. He then takes his fingernails and scrapes bloody grooves into the side of his face. He smiles evilly and waits for Eddy.
  12. #12 B1skit, Aug 28, 2016
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2016
    Eddy laughs, and throws his toy bat into the ring. Schizo catches it, looking down at Eddy with blood running down his face. Eddy drops his mic on the floor and slowly walks up the ramp into the back. Schizo looks fairly disappointed that the bloody fight he was looking for didn't take place. A smiles appears on Schizo's face when Eddy returns to the stage with a weapon of his own: a wooden croquet mallet. Eddy walks down the ramp dragging the mallet behind him, stopping at the ring. The two men look each other in the eyes, and Eddy shouts at the masked man.

    We're gonna have... A LOT... of fun!

    Eddy laughs and rolls into the ring. Schizo allows him to get up, and the two raise their weapons. Security guards rush in from the back to stop the bloodbath before it starts. When the security guards get into the ring, they attempt to push Schizo and Eddy into opposite corners. The two men look at each other, and Eddy begins to laugh. Eddy and Schizo push the guards off of themselves and begin attacking them with the childish weaponry. They take out one, then another, then another, and another, and before they know it, all that are left in the ring are the two of them. One last guard attempts to get back to his feet, and Schizo hits him in the back with the plastic bat so hard that the bat bends backwards. Eddy and Schizo stare off once more, but rather than fighting, Eddy hands Schizo the wooden mallet and rolls out of the ring. Eddy picks up the mic he dropped.

    We're gonna have a lot of fun, friend.

    Eddy smiles and chuckles to himself.
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    @Androode: Jack Forté
    @Gav in da BPL!: Gav the Chav
    @Roadster: Michael
    @Nickelodeon: Nick
    @King B: Declan Zanotto
    @impactking: Chris Young/Lilith Young/Ashley Young
    @CBK_15: Jack Lux
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    @Drag: James Dragon
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  14. the text is bigger than my ambitions in life. This reminds me of CZW for some reason, Cool characters with edge.
  15. Felt that Eddy had a more unique style of writing. This match was more of a story than a battle of words. I loved this match, and I feel that Eddy really brought a lot to the table. Schizo was great at story-telling, as usual.

    Great match/10
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  16. Damn I really enjoyed this. Probably the most demented match in IWT history, good stuff.
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  17. I wish I could give you two likes, because I freaking love that sig
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  18. This was actually the most challenging match I've had yet. Since Schizo is mainly about two things, violence and trying to confuse people with the way that he talks in metaphor. Cousin Eddy comes across as someone who doesn't really care what Schizo says, he just wants to fight... so it was challenging. I literally sat here and was really scratching my head thinking, how the hell do I combat this?

    Haha great job.
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  19. Ayyyyy haha Miz the GOAT. Nice meeting another Miz Mark. It is a terrific gif.