Voting IWT Survival - Cousin Eddy vs. Eric Draven

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, May 8, 2016.

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Who Won?

Poll closed May 12, 2016.
  1. Eric Draven

    53.3%
  2. Cousin Eddy

    46.7%
  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    (@B1skit) Cousin Eddy vs. Eric Draven (@The Real GOAT)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for up to 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    ask as many questions, as you want. idgaf.


    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important and short.

    *DING DING DING!*
     
  2. *The three iterations of Eric Draven are sat in the same darkened room as before, a single light flickers as they talk. Draven #1 is wearing his Team IWT shirt, Draven # 2 is wearing the same shirt albeit with IWT scratched out and replaced by Draven, the third face of Draven is wearing a New Generation shirt, a straw hat and white trousers.*

    *Draven #2 speaks first.*

    ED #2 : Wow this really is a bit wacko, although I can't say I hate my own company. Hey Dylan see what you've done?

    ED #3 : Always with the Dylan talk, dude you're Draven daddy. Party up a bit relax. We've got bigger fish to fry tonight if you will permit me the metaphor. Oohh yeah, we've got a crazy doctor and his pet .... I have no idea what Eddy is but I'm pretty sure their family tree shows them as more than cousins.

    ED #2 : Yeah that thing is probably like a piece of spaghetti at this stage, your father is brother, your mothers is your cousin welcome to the Eddy family.

    * ED #2 and #3 begin to clap and dance in a circle to the beat of The Addam's family. ED #1 sits up and shakes his head before walking away. He turns and shouts *

    ED # 1 : AND THEY CALL ME CRAZY !

    *The remaining two versions of Draven are left staring at each other and smiling.*

    ED #3 : Now the soft side of us has left the building let's see what we have here daddy. We've got the vengeful side and the ooooo so slightly tipsy side...

    ED # 2 : You mean falling under the table side.

    ED # 3 : Ooooh brother a man takes a short side off the drinking hole and the whole world remembers?

    ED #2 : I still have the bruises.......

    ED #3 : Well if you willll let me proceed onto the next point which of us will be placed to serenade Cousin Eddy before we place him under the stars and let him catch up on his beauty sleep?

    ED #2 : You picked this fight, you lose this fight just remember more of us have to use that body so don't fuck it up too badly.

    ED # 3 : You choose oh so well, here I go.

    * The video cuts out as the crowd builds anticipation towards Draven's entrance. *



    Draven # 3 walks out wearing a straw hat, his New Generation shirt and white trousers.*

    ED # 3 : Well Doc here I am, ready to be marched through your meat grinder baby. I hope the music is good so we don't get too messed up. Also try to leave a bruise I want a memory of our night together.

    *Draven #3 winks towards the camera*

    ED # 3 : You say you need to collect oh so many pieces of a puzzle to re-build your monster. Can I recommend which body part you should take to add to your collection of oddballs and freaks? I'd recommend a pair of balls. Eddy baby, you can take over the world brother. You tower over all these toy soldiers in the field of IWT both physically and technically yet you cower to this midget and his phallus like cane. Eddy the next time he takes your beard take one little fingernail from him, drag his fingers oh so close daddy until you can smell the sweat oh so deep in the crook of his fingers and take the nail, just the tip ohhh yeah.

    *Draven begins to gyrate his hips either so slightly before catching himself and stopping*

    ED : Then you take this nail and bend it ever so slightly until he begins to scream, then you enjoy the scream ohhh the sweet scream of a man who can no longer hide from his destiny. Then you tear that nail off and rub it down his face and utter these words, every time you clutch my person I take a memento of you. Now that's what you should do, if only the good Wizard of Odd would you give you a pair of balls sweet Dorothy. Instead you stand there pathetic and scared... you're nothing more than a basic little boy.
     
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  3. The crowd chants “ba-sic boy” when the lights in the arena slowly darken. The titantron switches to show Dr. Occult walking down the halls of the IWT backstage area. Cousin Eddy blindly follows the good doctor with backstage crew members doing their best to avoid eye contact. Occult holds up his hand, and the two stop. He stares straight into the camera with squinting eyes.

    Draven… hello, old friend. Old buddy, old pal, old name, old dog with no new tricks. No new tricks, no further uses, no importance, no reason to be here. When someone has no reason to be here, they are given a choice. They can either walk out with no dignity, or they can be forced out by someone with no care for their saftey.

    The Doc takes a deep breath, exhaling loudly.


    But you would take option B, wouldn't you? Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me, people like you don't think about consequences. They don't think what happens when they…

    Occult gently puts his hand under Cousin Eddy's chin.

    Insult a loyal man's best friend.

    He grabs Eddy's beard and pulls him down to his own member with an iron grip.

    Now Edward… You were abandoned by society, labeled a lost cause. You were useless, hopeless, broken, and I helped you.

    The Doctor takes his other hand and give Eddy a friendly tap on the cheek.


    I saved you, I gave you hope, I gave you a friend. Now Edward-

    Occult hands Eddy one of his Eric Draven official action figures, forcing it in his hand.

    What would you do if someone tried to hurt me? If someone tried to hurt… your friend?

    Eddy frowns, and snaps the toy without effort. Dr. Occult laughs, and releases Eddy's beard. He gives off another hand signal, and the two walk. The camera pans backs to the darkened arena, and a spotlight appears on stage. Dr. Cyrus Occult and Cousin Eddy walk out and stand. They stare down at Eric Draven, and the lights of the arena brighten up. The crowd cheer as the three men all look down the ramp at each other.
     
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  4. @Tsar , 24 hours are up, unleash the hounds of voting
     
  5. I'll give it a time extension. Don't want a good match to end with only 1 promo each.

    @The Real GOAT
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  6. #6 seabs, May 11, 2016
    Last edited: May 11, 2016
    I'm not sure if I have any ideas for another promo now. @B1skit would you rather keep it to 1 each or what?
     
  7. Well since the time is over, might as well start voting.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
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    Read and Vote!
     
  9. Here's your winner...ERIC DRAVEN!
     
  10. By a vote, holy shit that was close. Good match @B1skit
     
  11. GG mate, if we ever do this again, we're going to have to go all out! Haha