Voting IWT Tag Team Tournament - Bass/Storm vs. Frye/Blitz

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Sep 14, 2016.


Who Won?

Poll closed Sep 17, 2016.
  1. Bass/Storm

  2. Frye/Blitz

  3. Participants only

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is a first round match in the IWT Tag Team Revival Tournament!

    (@TheFrostyBlur) Tyson Storm & Slate Bass (@Jet Starr) vs. Arno Frye (@Botchie Botcherson) & Brad Blitz (@NickThePenguin)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -The first promo must be posted within 24 hours.
    -There is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension

    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important, short and be in a Spoiler.​

  2. The arena swells to a dark shade of purple as the sound of rain echo's throughout. At 0:33 out comes Arno Frye in his usual garb. He walks straight to the ring, once inside he wrestles a microphone out of his jacket pocket and holds it as if were a glass of wine. He clears his throat and begins talking.

    A week ago I was contacted by IWT "management" and informed that I was inserted in this tag team tournament. I wanted to decline because I'm not one for collaborations but how could I call myself an artist and pass up such a opportunity. An opportunity to make something out of nothing. I--we, Arno Frye and Brad Blitz, have the opportunity to create something bigger than us. We have the opportunity to show IWT just how great we truly are.

    The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Frye as he stops talking to fix his jacket and lick his lips.

    And above all else...we can make the tag team division... *staring into the hard cam* beautiful. You and I Blitz...we could be the greatest, we could be the new Leonardo and Donatello, the new Warhol and Basquiat. All we have to do to achieve this is simply co-exist and defeat Bass and Frost tonight and then the rest of the sheep in the weeks to come!...

    Frye laughs's as simple as that.
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  3. Brad Blitz’ music hits as a huge roar comes from the crowd as Blitz’ comes out with an new bomber jacket. The jacket is decked out with a abstract design on the back with yellow and black being the main colors and a blackbird sitting in the middle of it. Blitz’ turns his back to the crowd and starts pointing at the design. He then points at the ring. He starts running toward the ring and slides in popping up right next to Mr. Frye. He shakes the hand of Mr. Frye and starts to address.

    Blitz: Hello Mr. Frye, good to see you again. I came down here tonight to get something off my chest. First off I wanna say thank you. This new bomber jacket you have made me fits snug and is pretty badass. Second I’m looking forwards to tagging with you here tonight. I trust that you have that same excitement that Im having right now, knowing that in only three more matches we could be the winner of the first ever tag tourney here in IWT. I hope you have the excitement of being able to wipe those smiles off the faces of Slate Bass and Tyson Storm.

    Frye nods in agreement

    Blitz: The third point I wanted to bring up is the last one and probably the worst of the three. My main goal in this match is not to win it.

    Frye looks at Blitz with a confused look.

    Blitz: My main goal in this match is to make sure that these two WILL NOT win this tourney. I don’t care if it means that we lose, I do not want these two goons going and winning this tourney. I do not want Dublin’ The Fucks to win this tourney so bad that I will in no doubt cost us the match if it comes down to make sure these two do not win. If you have a problem with that then fine because I really honestly don’t give a crap. I’m happy I don’t have a complete idiot as my partner but trust me you are not my prefer partner. But enough about you, lets talk about Dublin’ The Fucks. These two walk around here like they have a chip on their shoulder, like they are the best wrestlers in the world, like they own the place. Their cocky smirks, their stupid attires, and their dumb attitudes are just some of the reasons I want these two to just fall off the side of the earth. I got beaten by Bass, but thats doesn’t mean that he is guarantee to win here tonight. I have no doubt that this match is going to be grueling, hard hitting, and high impact. I would be lying if I told you that I wasn't going to try and injury one of these men tonight.

    Blitz’ points towards the back

    Blitz: So how bout this Dublin’ The Fucks, y’all can come out here, get your ass beat, cry about it, then walk back to the back and do what ever y’all do to each other in y’alls private time.
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  4. #4 TheFrostyBlur, Sep 15, 2016
    Last edited: Sep 15, 2016

    *Tyson Storm begins to make his long walk to the ring surrounded by many boos from the audience. Tyson Storm continues walk completely ignoring the boos from the audience, he stops at the ring as both men of the other team are waiting for him. Tyson waits a few seconds and decides to just climb the ropes and wait on the outside of the ring. Tyson isn't getting in the ring anytime soon by himself since he believes both men will just attack him right away. He begins to call for the mic which one of the refs grabs for him. The ref gives Tyson his mic with a smile on his face which Tyson sees. Tyson Storm yells at the ref
    "Take that smile away or I will do it myself" which the ref quickly responds to and walks away quickly to the other side of the ring. Tyson slowly begins to speak as both men stand tall on the other side of the ring*

    Tyson Storm: What the fuck is this? Some sort of Clown? This isn't a bloody circus, and look at his tag partner, dressed up in a fancy jacket for a wrestling match? Where is your wrestling gear? Shouldn't you get some face paint at least? You know, both of you can be clowns. Wipe the smiles off our faces? Bro....You're standing next to a clown. How are we going to wipe his smile off? Is this the best they have to offer? A fucking clown who likes Batman and someone showing up for casual dress? God.....I thought Fargo was bad when he came out with his Best Buy jeans. Where is that jacket from? Don't even think Best Buy sells shit that ugly. Do you guys have any shame? This place is for the elite, but we all know that this Joker and this weird guy looking all strong in the ring aren't elite. I really want to kick that clown in his face, and Slate probably wants to break your face again, Blitz. Me and Slate are greatness at its greatest. Me and Slate are the guys that would finish the school race in first place, but you both are the guys that wouldn't even finish the race. I'm sure everyone remembers that one fat kid that falls over half way through, yeah, that's you both. Tonight, Me and Mr. Bass will show everyone why we're the next IWT Tag Team Champions. Do you think you become champions by acting like jackasses? You need to win to become champions. We're the winners, you both are the other guys. You know those guys you notice but you just can't bring yourself to talk to them? You know those guys that are always picked last to play in the football game? Those guys that are picked to make the other team look strong? That's you both! We're going to look strong while you both fall back into whatever holes you came out of. What's the word I'm looking for......Yes, you guys are the jobbers. Me and Slate are the main event superstars.

    *Tyson Storm enters the ring as both Frye and Blitz stand on the other side. Tyson Storm begins to lean on the ropes smiling at both men, he gives them a thumbs up before speaking again*

    Tyson Storm: Do you guys even know each other? Like, did the GM call you both and ask you to become tag partners? This is why you won't become IWT Tag Team Champions. Do you think that two guys with no past experience with each other can work together? Dude, you're working with a clown. You do know what they say about them? Clowns are evil, so you should never and I mean never trust a damn clown. Their smiles are fake and you just can't see their real emotions. I know he's trying to look cool and all, but Frye, you're doing it all wrong. Show your face to the world! It can't be that ugly, can it? Don't hide away from everything under that paint, and Blitz, be smart about picking people to trust. Do you really trust that clown to have your back? Frye, do you really trust Mr. bomber jacket to have your back? This is why you can't win. Me and Slate can trust each other, and do you want to know why? We're both great in this damn ring. Do we cry when we don't get our title shots? No. We go out and take our damn title shots. I'm booked with the Universal Champion at IWT Anarchy. Slate and I will also be booked for that tag team championship finals. D.T.F will rule this company after IWT Anarchy. We want all the championships on offer in this place. World championship? We want it. IC Championship? We want it. TV title? We want it. We take what we want, and who in their right mind is going to stop us? You both? You're noting to us. Nothing is stopping us from taking those tag titles and that's the fun part. Do we give a shit if we hurt you very bad tonight? We don't give a damn.....Let IWT pay for your medical bills. Yo, I bet your wife and kids are watching. I bet they're watching to see Daddy beat that bad Tyson Storm and Slate Bass.

    *Tyson Storm calls for the camera to come face to face with him*

    Tyson Storm: Sorry kids. I'm going to hurt your daddy tonight, but maybe somehow daddy can come out strong? Right? I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm calling your kids Jimmy and Shannon since you're going to do nothing about it. Jimmy, daddy won't be able to take you to baseball practice anymore. Shannon, daddy won't be able to walk you down the aisle since his legs won't work anymore. And Sara, I'm calling your wife Sara since I like that name. Sara, your loving husband won't be able to do those special things he does at night anymore. God, he won't even be able to do anything with himself after tonight. You all want to know why? Because daddy was stupid enough to accept a match with Tyson Storm and Slate Bass. So, I'm very sorry about that. But, deep down you all will always have a special part in my heart. If you ever want a daddy that can pay for those new game consoles, new shoes and brand new anything, then come to me, Daddy Storm will always provide you with the best. And Sara, if you ever need someone to come visit at night then give me a call. I can do things Mr. bomber jacket couldn't even dream about. Daddy Storm is always here.

    *Tyson Storm backs up to the ropes for his own safety. Tyson laughs back at both Frye and Blitz who continue to stand on their side of the ring*

    Tyson Storm: Chill out guys! I didn't really mean any of that. Do you think I want more kids? I don't mind giving your wife a fun time if she ever wants some fun though.

    *Tyson Storm climbs out of the ring to secure his own safety from any unwanted attacks. Tyson Storm leans against one of the barricades where the fans are all trying to catch a feel of Tyson Storm. Tyson begins to speak once again*

    Tyson Storm: I'm not scared or anything.....I just don't want them to get any silly cheap shots. Me and Bass will be at our best when we take them down. But I am very bored right now. Drinking all night among other things does this to people. So let's hand it over to Mr. Funk himself, Slate Bass!

    *Tyson Storm backs up to the ramp as he awaits Slate Bass. The fans begin to chant "chicken" targeting Tyson Storm. Tyson begins to yell "Shut up" to the fans with anger. Tyson has a look of dismay in his face as Slate Bass begins to make his entrance*

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  5. #5 Jet Starr, Sep 16, 2016
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2016

    The music of The Head Pimp in Charge, Slate Bass, walks out onto the stage with microphone in hand, does a quick spin and begins to speak.

    Slate: Excuse me for my lack of theatrics everyone, I just needed to come out here quickly and save my dear ol' buddy Tyson from the freakshow going on in the ring. I wouldn't want him infected by some wannabe Twisty the Clown, and that jive-turkey I've already defeated. Speaking of that jive-turkey I already defeated...Blitzy-boy, are you hard of hearing, illiterate or just stupid? First of all, our name is Dublin' The Funk, and not dublin' know the rest. Now, if you're neither of the aforementioned three things, then that must have been your vain attempt at insulting us by purposefully mispronouncing our name. Well, number one, it didn't work. Number two, you're not funny. Number three, why didn't you just back out of this match when you had a chance? I already embarrassed you in that very ring, so what makes you think that you can defeat me and this raging storm over here? Need I remind you, that he's fighting for the Universal Championship? On top of that, I'm just superior to you two cretins in the ring in every feasible way.

    Slate walks down the ramp and meets Tyson at the foot of it. He tips his fedora at Tyson, who replies with a head nod.

    Slate: Twisty, that's you Arno; what even are you? Believe it or not, there are people who criticize The Head Pimp in Charge for being a little eccentric and against the norm...but you not only take the cake, you helped build the entire factory, playa'. I don't know who you are or what you think you are and I don't think you understand who you're dealing with, jack. D.T.F, Dublin' The Funk. The future Tag-Team Champions in IWT. Hell, the future of IWT in general because we want everything this place has to offer. We'll gladly take all of the Championships here while dancing all over people like you two. The outright delusional-motions towards Brad Blitz- and the just funkin' most embarrassingly ridiculous failed artist I've ever seen-motions towards Arno Frye.

    Slate takes off his entrance entire and hands it to a stagehand.

    Slate: If any of that gets dirty, you will be fired, I'll make sure of that...Blitzy-Boy, you can't trust Twisty. He doesn't really want to have a dance partna'. Twisty, you can't rely on a flat out disgrace like Blitzy-Boy. Baby, fact of the matter is that you two are a poor excuse for a team. You're already in shambles and the bell hasn't even rung yet. Blitzy-boy is shakin' in his boots at the sight of me and Twisty is thinking about his next "masterpiece". A loser and a painting mental patient, two people always picked last during recess...Actually, I think I have a great name for the two of you. How about something like "Autistic Ambiguity"? I think that fits you both perfectly. Now, I think it's about time that D.T.F got our hands a little dirty. We're gunna paint this canvas with you blood, sweat and tears. Then I'm going to use it as my own personal dance-floor baby.

    Slate places the microphone down and taps Tyson on the arm. They both walk towards, and enter the ring, together. A stare off between the teams ensues as they wait for the match to begin.
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  6. #6 TheFrostyBlur, Sep 16, 2016
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2016
  7. @THG?: Alias Antonio
    @Shadow: Jack Forté
    @Gav in da BPL!: Gav the Chav
    @Nickelodeon: Nick
    @Jacob Fox: Schizo
    @King B: Declan Zanotto
    @impactking: Chris Young/Lilith Young/Ashley Young
    @CBK_15: Jack Lux
    @Ring Rust: Perceval "Rusty" Donohue
    @Drag: James Dragon
    @Ryan Davis: Ryan Davis
    @rydogg: Braeden Cross
    @Chief Dojopper: Scott Fargo
    @Ovaldinho: Luis Ovaldhino/Lord Lee
    @Indy: Danny Jacobs
    @AfricanScatMahn: The Scat
    @B1skit: Cousin Eddy
    @Forrest OAKADA: Leo Taylor
    @C.M. Shaddix: Corey Marcus "C.M." Shaddix
    @Chrxsiie: Raine
    @TheTNHMaster: Chris Kaizer
    @Blind: Mark Knight
    @KevinJamesFan: Ronnie S. Huxley
    @Dylan™ : Guernica
    @Big E Rection: Dat Kid
    @RedDwarfTechy: Colt Hellbeck
    @TheWUKMaster: The Blackfire
    @Gino Bambino: Louie Aldo
    @Aurtle the Turtle: Rio Nakayama
    @NLSuplex: Ivy Hale
    @Black Wizard: Kelsey Taylor
    @Electro: Darius LaVonte
    @Adamska.: Adam Burke
    @Swing Car: Paul Allen
    @PJ Ibarazaki: Paul Ravana
    @SmackChat-Luke: Artemis
    @SupaHeeroh: Buster Gate
    @Y2JCake: Alexander Adams

    Read and vote!
  8. participant option?
  9. Done.
  10. #10 Beaver, Sep 16, 2016
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2016
    I'll say my thoughts on each person individually. I'll put em in spoilers and if anyone has different thoughts, pls share.

    BotchMan (open)
    Botch: Arlo is a very interesting character and your last few CD promos have been very good. Just your promo this time wasn't as up to them. If you would have said a couple of paragraphs about Slate Bass and Tyson (Frost) Storm, then it would have been better.

    My Pingu (open)
    Nick: Pretty good promo. You're getting better with Blitz aka totally not Justice's long lost twin brother ;) But "Dublin The F***s" simple and good "nickname" and I say you did quite well overall. Better than the first match.

    The Snowman (open)
    Frosty: First of all, you do realize that Brad Blitz's jacket is just his entrance attire...HE IS WEARING HIS RING GEAR! SAME WITH FARGO AND HIS BULLAD CLUB SHIRT! Sorry, lost my cool. But I feel as though your promo was a bit all over the place reading it. A lot of good lines, but I personally didn't see a clear direction with you're speaking.

    King Fedora (open)
    Jet: Man I miss the Funk-ster. Brings back memories of when I hung him from...nvm. But strong promo overall. You put over your partner a bit which was nice and you're continuing to drop the bass well.

    My Vote (open)
    DTF As a team they did better overall. Frost had some good lines and Jet played his character well so that won me over.
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  11. I think Scott Fargo came out with jeans and all that other shit (Wasn't just the entrance attire that week). I used that to my advantage in that promo. I just wanted to get this out since I couldn't be arsed with much this week.

  12. *double checks from the previous match.
    * Well I'll be damned...I retract that part, well played sir. But still the Jacket is Blitz's entrance attire. So that part still stands. :p
  13. Damn I didn't realize it was two posts per team... I was ready to clap back but whatever. Y'all obviously won, good job.
  14. Had to ask Roadster that myself. Thought it was two promos per person at first
  15. Thought everyone did alright. @Botchie Botcherson, my only complaint with you is that your promo's really lack length. That shouldn't necessarily be an issue as you're good and I think you know how to tell a lot with little, but it's hard to go first with little to no story besides wanting to win and then having a pretty short promo compared to the others. Like the gimmick, though.

    Nick, let me be completely straight with you. I remember you shitting on me a while ago saying how bad I was and how bad Drag and Oval were, and that's fine if you feel that way. I don't have to entertain everyone. I know enough hate us as a group because we're outspoken, and that's fine. However, if you have all these complaints about us and that we're shit, show us how it's done next time. You didn't show me that here. I remember you making a strong promo in IWT around the time that you shat on us and I liked that and I've seen you do well in NGW so I know you're good. I wanna see THAT Blitzman, not a guy who claims the things I quoted above. I know what you were trying to tell but the way you put it came off really weird. You're certainly not bad, but you can do better and I hope you do next time, my brother.

    @TheFrostyBlur honestly enjoyed this promo a lot. Like R said, it didn't have a lot of direction but then again, it's a first round tournament match so I ain't blaming you. Best promo I've seen from you so far in general. You kinda act like you're 2cool4skool ripping people on their appearance, which is enjoyable. Also, you guys continue saying how you're fighting for a World Title which is kinda a big fucking deal whilst these others haven't come close to that success was an easy + as well. Even though your ruthlessness where you went into detail about ending their lives and making their kids cry didn't really fit your character, I enjoyed it. Good shit. Same goes for @Jet Starr who is a good writer as well and added to what Frosty said in his own kinda style and even though he lacked that same kinda direction as well, it looked good. My vote's for you lads. Well done.
  16. Some pre-IWT Mania IV banter. Interesting looking at this in hindsight haha.

    That aside, solid effort, even from the lad I've quoted here. The quote Indy highlighted above was quite questionable and the promos did lag behind the others, but I imagine rustiness played a part.

    With direction I think the future's bright for Bass & Storm
  17. I was reluctant about going first because I really had nothing to talk about. Think this is the last time I do that. As for promo length, again nothing to really talk about. I have no history with anyone so a long storied promo doesn't make too much sense. I just like getting to the point.
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  18. Here are your winners and advancing to the semi-finals...Slate Bass and Tyson Storm!
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  19. 10 to 1...

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  20. You should stick together. Your promos were good, but Bass and Storm have likely been writing for longer and much more.