Promos IWT Uprising - Cousin Eddy vs. Johnny Thunder

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Jul 19, 2016.

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    (@B1skit) Cousin Eddy vs. Johnny Thunder (@Ellis Sullivan)

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  2. You can go first, Ellis
  3. I'll go first if it's still blank by time I wake up tommorow (like, 10 pacific)
  4. The camera comes in to the IWT crowd. They begin chanting loudly for some of the fan favorites.

    The arena becomes dark, and the crowd starts to boo. As the beginning of the song comes to an end and the theme starts to play, Dr. Cyrus Occult and the 6'8'' Cousin Eddy walk out onto the stage with a spotlight on the two. Cyrus stands with his cane in hand, and Eddy seems to be dragging a sack behind him. The two walk down the ramp, stopping at the ramp. Cyrus gives a small hand gesture to Eddy, who nods and walks over to the ring. Eddy climbs onto the apron and throws the sack over the top rope. The spotlight leaves the Doctor and follows Eddy, who walks into the middle of the ring. Eddy smiles wildly, and the song cuts off, lifting the lights to the IWT arena. Cyrus holds a microphone in his hand, and raises it to his mask.

    Johnny... wherever you are, I advise you enjoy it. The clock is ticking, ticking, ever so slightly, counting down to the day of demise. Ticking, the seconds are lost, one by one. Ticking, wasting away until your last breath. Ticking... Tell me this, Mr. Thunder, if you were to stare into the abyss, what would you do if it stared back?

    The camera transitions onto Eddy's face, zooming in onto his cold, lifeless eyes.

    Everybody here has a purpose, everyone has a cause, for if they didn't, the madness of nothing would surely drive them insane! You, Mr. Thunder, are not insane, only very, very stupid. You have a purpose in life, my friend, even if you do not know it. Allow me to show you the light. Your purpose here is to serve as a stepping stone for Edward here. Your purpose is to allow this man redemption for his mistakes against the prey that got away. Your purpose is to be the meat that feeds the hungry lion. The hands of fate are leading you to this inevitable truth, the hands of hate will clear the path. Do not hide, Mr. Thunder, do not flee, it is destiny, it is fact.

    Cyrus takes a deep breath and makes a gesture with his hand. Eddy nods and opens the sack he's brought with him. Eddy pulls it upside down, dumping many toys onto the mat. Eddy digs through the pile of toys until he finds what he is looking for. He pulls out a ken doll with Johnny Thunder's face taped onto it.

    Johnny... you are but a toy in this man's world. Edward can do whatever he pleases, and you can do nothing about it. You are worthless, helpless, hopeless under the control of this man. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, your fate is in the hands of this man.

    Cyrus walks up to the ring and places the microphone on the mat. Eddy walks over to it, mesmerized by the doll, and sits next to the mic. He speaks, the mic only slightly picking his voice up due to the distance.

    Ring around the rooooosey... pocket full of pooooosey... aaaashes... aaaashes... they all... fall...

    Eddy snaps the doll in half.


    Cyrus's laugh can be heard, and he grabs the microphone.


    Cyrus turns towards the stage.

    Please, except your fate, do not hide, do not fight it. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
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  5. Time is up..

    Here's your winner...COUSIN EDDY!
  6. Damn bro, I really like this. Brings back memories from the KJ/Eddy saga...Ah, memories.
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  7. Man, that was like, 3-6 months of rivalry, good times, even if I lost