Voting IWT Uprising - European Championship!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Jun 27, 2014.


Did you vote on the Google doc poll?

Poll closed Jun 29, 2014.
  1. Yes

  2. :(

  1. #1 Jonathan, Jun 27, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 28, 2014
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    The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and is for the European Championship!

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 36 hours after the last promo is posted.​

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.

    Please do not post OOC AT ALL. Do not post "backstage/ringside" comments either.

  2. #2 TheTNHMaster, Jun 27, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2014

    Chris Kaizer comes out dancing in a "Arrive.Sleep.Leave" hoodie. He makes his way down to the ring by dancing and humming his theme.

    Well, tonight's the night. Tonight is the night where me and Lord Lee go one on one for the European title. So far tonight, a champion has not changed hands. But, the two people who have challenged for a champion are either 1. Irrelevant or 2. Overrated by Aids. But, I intend on changing that. Lord Lee, I'm not going to come out here and talk about your career suicide in joining up with Unkown. What I do want to talk about though, is the fact that I am the biggest challenge you have ever faced, and you know it.

    D'z wasn't your biggest challenge, at least I show up. Senhor or Draven weren't, I'm not washed up. B.Dazzle and Unkown defiantly weren't. Gav carried B.Dazzle. Me, I've gone toe to toe with world champions, I just beat Andrew a couple of weeks ago. I beat the Royal Rumble winner. And you want to say that my Adam Cole moment is months away. In my eyes, it's minutes away.

    Lee, I didn't have a nightmare, I had dream, a dream about a girl named Christine. You should remember Christine. I dreamed about how she beat Leia, Leia, as you remember was a cocky, self righteous, and thought she could just run over Christine like nothing. Christine took advantage of Leia's cockiness and underestimation, and she beat Leia. She shocked Leia. When I woke, I had a smile on my face. Because I remembered, just how similar that is to us.

    You call that European belt yours, you say you respect your countrymen, I'm sorry to say, but I think they would much rather have FTJ be the face of their country than you. Yeah, they may be more proud of a non-European man holding that belt, they may be even be more proud with a woman called Christine holding it...hmm..who knows?

    Kaizer smirks

    You called me, in a very impolite tone,a cheeky, arrogant, sniveling little punk. That's true, but the same can be said for you. You are a cheeky, arrogant, sniveling, little punk. But the only difference is, you have gold around your waist, but that changes. You sir, enjoy your "Reality Check".

    Sincerely, Chris Kaizer.
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  3. Chris Kaizer is sleeping in the corner as Lord Lee finishes. A staff member runs over and awakes Kaizer.

    Wow, he is finished, I thought he was going to be relevant by the time he was over. Yesh. So, what did I miss?

    Chris Kaizer rolls out of the ring and runs over to a fan, the fan gives Kaizer a recap. Chris Kaizer runs back into the ring.

    Okay, thank god I fell asleep, it sounds like you dragged on. Anyway, you are awake now, which is good, because if you were sleep walking, this match would be boring.'re back. Like...murderous rampage Lord Lee or what? If so, I need to call the cops. My life, their lives would be on the line if I didn't.

    You also said something about my story. pointed out how we are big, menly men. That really doesn't change much. The story still ends with Chris or Christine on top. Sex has nothing to do with that.

    Oh yeah, something about how political parties...which no one cares. No one went to Ticketmaster and bought tickets to hear you talk about your political beliefs. If I wanted to hear political bullshit, I have TV, it's called Fox News.

    You talked about my past opponents, how most of my wins, were in a way, "Un-impressive". But there was one man, one former world champion you talked about that reminded me of you. Andrew, you said something along the lines of he only did well for so long until he just fizzled out and lost momentum. It just makes me think of you. You have done so well for so long, but you have lost momentum. It's just time you fizzled on out. Like a rocket ship. A rocket ship, it flies high up into the sky, but it will eventually run out of fuel. Then it comes crashing back down to earth.

    You dissed Duke Nukem...which makes me lose every inch of respect I have ever had for you. You don't diss Duke. But hey, it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

    Ben Dover, Sir Lee, Lord Lee, what ever you want to call your self, Chris Kaizer has awoken again...HE.IS.AMAZING.

    Kaizer Slept.
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  4. voting time I think @Delik
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  5. Might want to make a poll @Delik
  6. I got you man, switched it to voting earlier too..... @Delik - :meh:
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  7. Incredible, great reading this. Will be close.
  8. Good read, but the length of Oval's promo's are kinda of unnecessary, but just giving a tip. Really good.
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  9. #11 Ovaldinho, Jun 28, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 28, 2014
    Tbh, I would do 800 word promos if I could haha, I like building a picture with persistently reiterated and highly detailed promoing. My 2nd promo isn't really that long, its a title defence so naturally a lot needs to be said and there has to be some level of critical detail.

    I respect the opinion of other people in IWT though, which is why my promos have went from 900 on average to 500 on average.
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  10. If you can't read a 500 word promo, then you are a lazy fuck who needs to go back to 3rd grade. I only write 200-300 word promos now because anything higher, people can't read because "TOO MANY WORDZ!!!!"
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  11. It's not a case of not being able to read it, it's a case of you start to ramble and you can say the same thing with less words.
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  12. But what if you touch on a lot of subjects in one promo and go into detail about it? A 200-300 word promo isn't going to do it justice.
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  13. Yes, that's true, but a good promo IMO should focus on 2-3 subjects at most, any more and you aren't giving each it's due.
  14. Some of the best writers I have seen, don't write a 300 word promo where they focus on 2-3 subjects. They write a 500-sometimes 1000 word promo where they touch on various subjects and put a lot of detail into it (e.g @Mystical George , @THG?) I'm sorry, but a 200 word promo that touches on 2 subjects and basically has half a paragraph about said subject isn't good.
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  15. No body is saying 200 words.
  16. But to many, 200-300 word promos are short. Mostly anything above 350 or even 400 is long.
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  17. Think voting is over. @Delik