Voting IWT Uprising Pre-Show - Black_Jesus vs Forrest!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Dec 8, 2013.


Who's your winner?

Poll closed Dec 10, 2013.
  1. Black_Jesus

  2. Forrest

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

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    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
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  2. I'll Post my Promo at around 3 or 4 today.....
    If you want to start Jesus then go ahead....
  3. I guess I will start. Give me like, 10-30 minutes.

  4. *Air Force 1 crashes outside the IWT arena. President Obama steps out and gets on his 'Murica bike. He rides into the arena and down the steps, he wrecks through the barricade. He steps into the ring.*

    President Obama: People of the United Of States America, tonight, tonight was going to be Tyrone "Gay Boy" Martin first ever match here in IWT, but as many of you know. I, President Barack Obama! Will be replacing him! Why? 1. I like kicking European ass. 2. I the goddamn president mudda fuckers. 3. Well, who else was gonna replace him? Mystical George? Moving on, I don't know much about my opponent. In fact, I don't know jack shit about him. Neither do any of you, according to the NSA's surveys that you had no idea you were in. I have heard through the grapevine that my opponent, is a republican! I also saw that he likes interracial midget porn.

    *The crowd starts looking at each other with disgust*

    I know, beautiful. Now, I hope that my opponent knows he got him self into, I really do. Because I heard he doesn't have any healthcare, plus Jono doesn't pay very well. I have to work a second job as the President for fuck sakes! Now, Forrest or what ever you name is? Black Night? Bruce Knight? Mason Ryan? What ever my ni-oh sorry. What ever my bitch ass bitch. Yeah, fuck you FCC.

    *The crowd start clapping*

    Bitches, when did I say clap?!? Now, since I am going off nothing here. Bruce Knight, how about you come on out here and face me like a real man, because if you don't.....those drones will get yo ass! Bruce Knight, I am the President, to me, you are a Muslim piece of shit. That's the bottom line because I'm the mudda fucking president!

    *President Obama goes over to his bike and throws it into the ring. He then starts it up and sits on it waiting for Bruce Knight.*

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  5. No Music Plays as Knight walks out, Looking at Obama and smiling at him with a menacing glare. He walks down to the ring, the Fans booing him as he does. He gets into the ring and perches himself onto one of the turnbuckles.
    Knight: So, It looks like Tyrone got scared and now I have to face you.....The 'President' Of America. Just by Looking at you, I can see why America is in the state it is now....A Pathetic country run by a Man who is wasting oxygen by coming out here and wasting what precious time he has left in office.
    You can tell everyone about all these rumors you come up with because we all know for a fact that.....You're more retarded then George.W.Bush.
    You see....I Have Healthcare.....But not the 'American' Kind.....I don't need to pay for that utter crap that you came up with......I stick with the British Healthcare, which many say is better then the American kind....
    But Enough of your 'Politics', If you truly have replaced Tyrone.....Then All I can do is think of all the crying the people of America will be doing once I break your neck and snap your spine.....
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  6. *Barack is revving his 'Murica bike*

    President Obama: What was that? I can hear you over MUDDA FUCKING 'MURICA!

    *The crowd start cheering as a bunch of army soliders run out and start firing guns.*

    Now, my friend. You say that Tyrone was scared. No, your scared. He had the balls to come out about being gay. Just do it already, bitch! You also say I'm more retarded than Geroge B. Bush, wrong. He is from Texas, he is a Rep. He also thought Osama was in Iraq, I know where he really was. That's why I killed his motherfucking ass just like I will yours.
    *Obama pulls out his Health Care gun*
    Now, you also say many people say a lot of people like the UK's healthcare better than ObamaCare. BULLSHIT! Me and Queen Elizabeth have drinks while listening to people's phone calls. We did the survey, ObamaCare: 100% Your Bullshit: 0%. Now, you still think Tyrone was scared? Bitch, he died. Why? Because he wanted better than you. He wanted a real challenge. So he went to heaven to face Mel Gibson's carer! Now, I want to introduce to you, my manager. JOE WHITE DUDE VP BIDEN!

    *Joe Biden bust through the roof. A big airplane drops a tank through the roof. It lands on the ramp. Biden gets out and is wearing a "#TyroneWasG(ay)OD" shirt. Obama gets back on his bike. He drives it off an invisible ramp and jumps all the way to the tank as red,white,and blue pyro go off behind him*

    *Obama gets into the tank and waits for Bruce to reply*
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  7. @Jonathan wrng prefix idiot goig to mke petion to remve u as GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Knight looks on at the randomness before him and begins to wonder 'Who the Hell Voted for this Lunatic?'. He remains on the turnbuckle, looking confident of the Tank in front of him. Snow begins to fall from the hole in the ceiling.
    Knight: And at this moment...We see the downfall of a man called Obama. Tell Me.....What was Tyrone's Cause of death? If it was Suicide then it shows how weak and worthless he was as a human being......and your no better. Hiding behind a tank won't help you Obama because I can easily climb into that tank and bash your head on the controls inside. So Tell Me.....How Safe are you in there now? Are you too much of a coward to come into this ring without any help at all to face me or are you just going to call the Airforce on this arena because you couldn't win a match?
    Knight Jumps of the Turnbuckle and lands on the floor outside on both feet. He climbs onto the tank and sit down by hatch. He hits it with his hands 3 times.
    Knight: Do you still feel safe Obama? I'm coming closer and closer to bash your head in.....and all this help you've won't save you. Tyrone was more of a man then you'll ever be Obama.....and that's 100% true as proved by your people and your survey.
    Are you going to fight me like a man, Obama......or are you going to hide behind the backs of many Americans and inside that Tank?
  9. 30 minute's left @Jonathan so you don't leave it open for an extra day.
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  10. Voting opened!
  11. Global alerts for IWT matches now :obama:

    I think it's pretty cool.
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  12. Very cool. So Obama is in the IWT now? :dafuq:
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  13. OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!?!?!?
  14. :nope:
  15. I feel almost obligated to vote Obama but.....I say knight because cheese
  16. voted for black jesus

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  17. that joke is already getting old as fuck. Use that joke in dark matches....but contribute in the shit or prepare for the consequences. :pity:
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  18. Like being pm'd to be forced to put a reason?
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  19. Forrest because I'm a Republican! :pipebomb:
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