Voting IWT Uprising - Tag Team Match!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Jun 24, 2014.


Have you voted in the Google Docs poll?

Poll closed Aug 1, 2014.
  1. Yes

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  1. #1 Jonathan, Jun 24, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2014
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    The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    The Real Rock 'n Roll Desperadoes (@Shadow & @Stopspot)
    vs Club Kumbi (@Trevor~ & @NexFlax)​

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a limit of 2 promos per person.
    -Voting will then last for 36 hours after the last promo is posted.​

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.

    Please do not post OOC AT ALL. Do not post "backstage/ringside" comments either.


  2. Chris Kaizer awakes and looks at his watch waiting for the match to start.
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  3. #4 Trevor~, Jun 25, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2014

    On the titantron fizzles on to BG Kumbi's bedroom with NexFlax accompanying him. They run around the bedroom in circles combing their hair as the music plays from a laptop. The music comes to an end and they sit indian style on the carpet.

    Attention Rock N' Roll Desperadoes, Le War has official begun! Consider yourselves dead. Me and NexFlax have sworn to take over IWT and it all starts right now. The Kumbi Club has no remorse. We do not forgive and we do not forget. Did you hear Mr. Krabs playing the World's Smallest Violin for you? You simply have 0 percent chance of defeating the Kumbi Club. Now, I don't know much about the Rock N' Roll Desperadoes personally but what I DO know is that you STOLE that gimmick from the Kumbi Club. Me and NexFlax are the original Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes. We know everything about Rock 'N' Roll kids. We invented Rock 'N' Roll.

    BG Kumbi stands up with a Guitar Hero controller and begins to sing "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback. NexFlax sits on a stool and bangs on Rockband Drums. He covers the entire song in perfect fashion and then sits back down.

    That My friends was real Rock 'N' Roll, something that these fake Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes would know nothing about. I wanna let the these kids know something before we hand it over to them Nex. I've been wrong, i've been down, i've been to the bottom of every bottle. But, these five words keep screaming in my head "Are we having fun yet" and I think Nexflax would agree with me when I say. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

    BG Kumbi and NexFlax keep singing YEAH until the video on the titantron fades out.

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  4. #5 Stopspot, Jun 25, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2014

    *The Desperadoes come out, money falling from the roof like rain. Andrew is dressed in his usual attire and Spinzz is dressed in black and gold gear. They slide into the ring and stand on the corners, posing with their IWT tag team titles for the world to see. *

    Spinzz: Once again the time has come for the Desperadoes, the greatest tag team in the business, to show of their skills and good looks to the world. And it seems like word of our abilities are reaching even further into space than even we could imagine. Since the two UFO: s Trip set up for us to knock down this time don't even seem to want to get in the ring. They seem perfectly comfortable in that spunk smelling bunk bed room you see on the titantron.

    *Spinzz turns towards the tron.*

    Spinzz: Are you two schmucks comfortable in there, or can your lard asses just not fit through the door? That's a nice room you have there by the way kiddos, my left shoe is worth more than that room of yours.

    Spinzz: The moment this belt was placed around my waist, it increased in value tenfold. Not just because of the insane quality of the match in which the dude with the attitude and I won them, but because of my Midas touch. Everything I touch, becomes profit. Money, gold, diamonds, cash, moolah. Whatever the moneymaker does, he makes profit, even getting in the ring with flunkies like you makes me and Andrew a hefty profit. So if you two would be so kind, get off your asses, put some clean sweatpants on, get in a cab and get to this ring so we can put you through it and stop wasting the rest of the people here's time. ​
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  5. "When We Stand Together" begins to play in the arena and spotlights flash looking for the Kumbi Club. BG Kumbi starts to walk down the steps in the crowd holding a microphone singing the HEAYAAHHHEYAAHH in When He Stand Together. NexFlax is walking behind him with marching drums. The crowd joins in with the singing as they walk through crowd confidently. They're dressed like they're fighting the civil war with muskets on their backs and old military clothing. They hop over the barricade still singing the song and playing it on the drums. The Kumbi Club enter the ring and they finishing singing the song, NexFlax ending it with a drum solo. The crowd cheers the performance and then BG Kumbi lifts the Microphone to his mouth to speak directly to the Rock N Roll desperadoes.

    We the Kumbi Club stand together to face these fake Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes. Me and NexFlax have decided to take Le War directly to the front lines. Manning this war from homebase hasn't been able to get the message to these fakes. We come with muskets on our backs, beating our war drums for a message. We fight for Civil Rights. We come to protect our freedom and infringement from organizations such as the fake Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes here. How can we stand here and let these two individuals take our ideas and use them for personal gain? You all saw the money falling from the ceiling the titles around their waits, this could have all been ours. But we were just late to the party. The Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes lack originality. You guys (speaking directly to the Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes now) come out out here, throwing money, calling names. The Kumbi Club Invented all of that. You stole what is ours and we have come to take it back! You hide behind your money like sandbags in this war, and your belts as golden shields. They protect you from the truth. They're tools that you've used to tell yourself lies that you're the best but, you're not the best because, at the end of the day, you're just two thieves.

    BG Kumbi hands the microphone to NexFlax and then awaits a response from the Rock 'N' Roll Desperadoes.
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  6. "did trevor repeat the 1st promo but with a diffent layout or is it connected to his 1st? His 2nd promo looks like an entrance."

    "Bill Clinton dislikes this"

    I can't take criticism likes this. *quits iwt*

    not really quitting but im sad fyi
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  7. Good.
  8. y the h8 m8
  9. cus u feg
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  10. *NexFlax is seen eating a combination of Pizza Hut and Taco Bell and is also shaking his gold chain around*
    We're not joking, just joking, we are joking, just joking, we're not joking.
    We're not joking, just joking, we are joking, just joking, we're not joking.
    We're not joking, just joking, we are joking, just joking, we're not joking.
    We're not joking, just joking, we are joking, just joking, we're not joking.
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  11. *Andrew who was slumped over in the corner laughing turns around, and walks over to his partner*
    "Thanks kiddos, it's been a while since I had a good laugh. If I can recall correctly recess only lasts about twenty minutes, so play time is about to be over. *Andrew points at Trevor* Now, you can say we stole this or that, but the fact is it's complete and utter bullshit. In-fact, every word that has came out of your prepubescent mouth has been bullshit. This isn't some second rate indy company no-body cares about (*cough*FAW*cough*), this is the IWT. The money maker Spinzz, and I, the sinner, have revolutionized this division. Look up at the ceiling kid because it'll be the last thing you, your partner, Joey, and Kaizer will be seeing when The Rock N' Desperadoes are done with you."

    *Andrew turns his focus on Nexflax*

    "Pizza hut? That's gross boy. I thought all the cool kids your age hung out at Chuck-E-Cheese's anyways. And as far as jokes go you're the only joke I see. Hell, you make Based God Darth, and Unknown seem like credible wrestlers. I can't believe you got booked for this show over good, hard working talent like Butters. Take your food and just leave while you still can."
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  12. How dare you mention FAW ;)
  13. OOC: Only a few more hours left on this guys
  14. @Delik - 24 hours past the first promo right?
  15. I'm officially a Kumbi Club mark
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  16. Kaizer awakes and looks at watch waiting for voting to open.
  17. Bump because vote
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  18. Vote because bump