Voting IWT VICE #13 - Dat Kid vs. Artemis

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Oct 14, 2016.


Who Won?

Poll closed Oct 17, 2016.
  1. Dat Kid

  2. Artemis

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  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    (@Dat Kid) Dat Kid vs. Artemis (@SmackChat-Luke)

    The rules are as follows:

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    -The first promo must be posted within 24 hours.
    -There is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension

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  2. A golden limo pulls up into the arena, driving down the ramp, straight to the ring. The sun roof opens and Dat Kid climbs out to a large disapproving audience. He's still in his late night show clothes. Kid walks on the limo and jumps to the apron. Kid notices there's no theme music cause Roadie has no sense of production, so he signals his chauffeur to play something on the radio, it ends up being Flo Rida, which prompts more boos from the crowd.

    Kid climbs the turnbuckle and spreads his arms out while closing his eyes, feeling the heat from the crowd and the scrubs & circle jerkers backstage.

    Many of you may not know this because this was untelevised and Artemis doesn't matter, but he beat me in a one on one match. Im not going to lie, the man did his research, he knew where and when exactly to counter my moves and i was humiliated in front of the 12 people that showed up to that barnyard event, due to Bullad Club being champions and house show attendance being at an all time low as a result.

    The crowd boos and Kid shrugs.

    Artemis after an ass whipping like that most men would go into hiding, return, change their name to jack forte, and hope nobody noticed. However, the key difference between then and now have my full attention.

    Artemis I didn't know a thing about you, but now i know everything. I spent the last week wondering where i had gone wrong, losing to a rookie and it's because i went soft. I wanted you to look good. I wanted people to think you had a chance. Then you beat me.

    Now instead of looking good and shocking the world, you're going to be hung on those ropes tonight and you're going to REMIND the world of who the fuck i am. God!

    Instead of being my opponent you will be my martyr and your career will die tonight for the sake of mine.

    You were cheered for making God a desperate man, but now watch me be vilified for making you a dead one.
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  3. #3 SmackChat-Luke, Oct 16, 2016
    Last edited: Oct 16, 2016

    The arena lights shut off and the audience begin to boo from hearing Artemis' voice.

    The usually expected music fails to kick in, however, as Artemis walks out on stage, microphone in hand.

    He drops to his knees in mocking prayer, eyes closed and hands clasped together around the handle of the microphone.

    Forgive me father, for I have sinned! I must confess that last week I... I... straight up murdered a man!

    Artemis springs back up to his feet with a laugh.

    I mean really, you went easy on me? Wanted me to look good? LIAR! [The crowd boos] In what possible parallel world would someone like this [He lifts his arms to show himself off, to the chagrin of the crowd] need you to make them look good. You're a mess at the moment Kid! You have what going for you, exactly? A shitty little talk show that nobody is taking an interest in, that you only have because you stole it from Jimmy Fallon of all people - that's not an achievement, you have no major achievements recently!

    Yet now you have the bollocks to fight me twice? To waste my time? You're such a joke mate, stepping out here and calling me out after I kicked your arse in my first match, and you come and claim you're going to hang me off these ropes? You won't do shit! I failed in only one respect last week, I didn't finish the job. I let you walk out of this ring intact. This time, it won't just be your body that's damaged - it'll be your reputation.

    Me? I'm no martyr, but you're no god. If you're feeling so insecure about me beating you last week that you want to start some holy war between us, then that's fine. You were, and still are, a desperate man. Desperate for attention, desperate for a victory, desperate to share a ring with me... too desperate to stand a chance.

    I've no interest in flogging a dead horse, but, if it's a whoopin' you're-a wantin', I've got all day. I get to kill a 'god' for a second time, and there's no coming back from that...

    Artemis strides down and enters the ring.

    You should have changed your name while you had the chance, Kid.
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  4. Dead horse? You stealing lines from Luis now? Everything you're saying is something someone else has already said. And i know you have original thoughts in your head, it's just those original thoughts (such as sitting in front some blue orb chanting to Zordon from the fucking power rangers) is the best you can do. So you sample from the guys who beat me, a little from Alias, a little from Aids, a little Victoria Parker- AND BY THE WAY- the wife is doing fucking great!

    The crowd pops.

    The thing is, I couldn't get a read on you last match because there was nothing to get a read on. Now I know exactly how to beat you because if you're going to sample the guys who beat me, im going to use the exact same moves that beat them because with all your research you forgot one thing...Dat Kid lets no one walk away with a win...ever. And that includes you.

    Dat Kid points at Artemis.

    In less than a week you went from beating one of the most iconic men in the iwt to losing to Charles Raynor. WHO THE FUCK IS CHARLES RAYNOR?! At least lose to someone I actually know. Honestly if you had lost to anyone else I wouldn't bother having this match, but i got pinned by a guy who Trent Reznor beat in the same week, in a match that wasn't even fucking close. Roadie is already having a hard time booking, he doesn't need you confusing him on whether or not you belong in the main event or wherever the hell we keep FTJ locked away nowadays.

    Also a lot more people have been talking about my 3 little shitty shows than anything you've done, so why don't you calm the fuck down. You get 1 win in this company and your panties are wetter than Ivy Hale's at a HIM concert.

    I like how you threw in the "recently" at the line you have no major achievements because you know exactly what i have done and if you honestly believe that you fought me at my best last week, you are mistaken, not only are you mistaken, but you're proving out to be what you want people to think you aren'

    You think you can damage my reputation? No one can damage my reputation because it's already damaged. I have to be in a match for the second time with a rookie on-

    Dat Kid nearly vomits.

    -ugh-Vice. This poor man's show where only people with original names like Arnold Fries and Charlie Gaylord preform. Bullad Club and even the IW3 is backstage laughing at me right now because i have to redeem myself against the likes of you. I've held nearly every title in this company, i have the best record in mania history, i've made more money than all the people you've ripped off in your unoriginal promos combined.

    When you came up to me backstage, sparkles in your eyes, and said "mister, mister kid, I haven't been booked, can you pweez have a match with me, pweez?" I felt sympathy for you.

    I see a lot of myself in you and im not just talking about the rape you're about to endure in this match. You were a rookie looking for a fight and no one was willing to fight you. Despite being the second to last man in my 1st match for the IWT Championship i was never granted a title shot.

    So i did what you couldn't do. I joined the backstage side of things, I sabotaged careers and made others. I gained the ability to make this place bend to my will and when the time was right i came back and i stole the United States and Tag Championships in the same night. I stole the IWT Championship one month later. I did all of that in the course of 3 months. Meanwhile in the 1st 3 months of your career, you're losing to Charles Raynor and fucking with a man who will do a lot more than put another one in your L column.

    Should i say Jesus Wept or are you going to steal that line too?

    Kid drops the mic
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  5. #5 SmackChat-Luke, Oct 16, 2016
    Last edited: Oct 16, 2016
    Now why the fuck would I need to steal lines from anyone else? You're presuming that I spend all my days studying each and every promo in this shithole, just to beat you. If you feel like you're hearing the same ideas all the time, it's because you're not adapting to the times Kid, what was true before is still true now. [Artemis shrugs his shoulders in disappointment] You're stagnating here. Yeah, you're on VICE, fighting me for a second time. I love that it seems to bother you because if you're right, and I'm not main event material, then neither are you - and that doesn't just bother you... it kills you.

    Me and Charlie boy. I'm glad you brought it up because it only proves one thing to me. You're having to resort to other peoples successes just to convince yourself that you have a chance. Charles surprised me, I underestimated him. The boy deserved more from me and he'll get the chance to face me at my best very, very soon I'm sure. But you? [Artemis begins to circle around Dat Kid, a look of annoyance across his face] You get me at my best, because I may well shoot down the man that you are now - which you know is a failure - but the man I saw before then was a god. [His annoyance turns into anger] I will bring him out of you, kicking and screaming if I have to, and I will get the match I deserve, because right now? Right now, he's not there and I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU!

    The crowd lets out a cheer as they hear a member of IW3 being spoken down to so brazenly. Artemis stands directly in front of Dat Kid, making sure he has his complete attention.

    I don't need backstage politics, I make my name here, tonight, by kicking your arse again. And in a few weeks I look forward to fighting Jack Forte, because you just don't cut it here any more. You don't get to redeem yourself against me tonight Kid, you get to bury your career. You won't get laughed at by any of the guys backstage, you'll be pitied. And meanwhile, I'll do what you never could - reach the top and stay there.

    Artemis moves to his corner of the ring, calming himself down before turning to face Dat Kid. Just before he tells him it's his last chance to get out of the way (as he usually would), Artemis breaks out into a smile.

    Jesus wept...

    He drops his microphone.
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  6. @THG?: Alias Antonio
    @Shadow: Jack Forté
    @Gav in da BPL!: Gav the Chav
    @Nickelodeon: Nick
    @Jacob Fox: Schizo
    @King B: Declan Zanotto
    @impactking: Chris Young/Lilith Young/Ashley Young
    @CBK_15: Vitor Mata
    @Ring Rust: Perceval "Rusty" Holloway
    @Drag: James Dragon
    @Ryan Davis: Ryan Davis
    @rydogg: Braeden Cross
    @Dojo: Scott Fargo
    @Ovaldinho: Luis Ovaldhino/Lord Lee
    @Indy: Danny Jacobs
    @B1skit: Cousin Eddy
    @Forrest OAKADA: Leo Taylor
    @Chrxsiie: Raine
    @TheTNHMaster: Chris Kaizer
    @Blind: Mark Knight
    @Botchie Botcherson: Arno Frye
    @Dylan™ : Guernica
    @RedDwarfTechy: Colt Hellbeck
    @Aurtle the Turtle: Rio Nakayama
    @Beaver: Ivy Hale
    @Jet Starr: Slate Bass
    @TheFrostyBlur: Tyson Storm
    @NickThePenguin: Brad Blitz
    @Black Iron PJ: Paul Ravana
    @SupaHeeroh: Buster Gate
    @Y2JCake: Alexander Adams
    @Super Saiyan Goku: "FTJ" Frank the Jock
    @Trevor~: Charles Raynor

    Read and vote!
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  7. I thought Dat Kid took the 1st round but Artemis came back with a strong second promo. That said, overall I think Dat Kid had this one.

    Wasn't an easy choice, had to give it a read a couple of times to make that decision, good match both of you :)
  8. This is the Dat Kid that needs to try and beat me :hhh2:
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  9. Actually a really good and close match. Kid barely edged it out for me, thought both your second promo's were really strong and even but Kid's first promo was slightly better for me than Artemis' first but a big thumbs up for the both of ya'll niggas
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  10. Here's your winner...DAT KID!