Voting IWT VICE #2: Bishop vs. I Got Beat by Ryan Davis

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, May 21, 2016.


Who Won?

Poll closed May 22, 2016.
  1. Bishop

  2. I Got Beat by Ryan Davis

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    (@DK James) Bishop vs. I Got Beat by Ryan Davis (@WUKOffical)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for up to 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    ask as many questions, as you want. idgaf.

    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important and short.


  2. (as the music plays toms of fireworks goes off and reveals i got best of ryan davis)
    commentater - wow he's back he was fired after a row with the whole iwt cast
    Me - hello Newcastle
    (Crowd Cheers)
    Me - good to be back now back to this. i was rehired by tsar who is the best boss ever and i want to beat one of his friend like let me just talk that name for a second BISHOP who are you are you the worse comediion ever john bishop
    (Crowd laughs)
    Me - i would love to see you cry after i beat you here tonight i love to see you enternes so see you all later
    (more fireworks goes off and sparklers spells out the name of the wrestle he is)
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • BURN! BURN! x 1
    • Zing! Zing! x 1

  3. *The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as the music of Bishop plays over the speakers. The lights in the arena all turn red and gold and at 0:15 seconds of the song, Bishop walks out onto the stage in his ring gear for the first time. He slaps his chest and runs his hands through his hair before slowly walking down the ramp and getting into the ring. He grabs a mic from ringside and finally lays eyes on the opponent in front of him and shakes his head. His music begins to fade and some chants of "BISHOP! BISHOP!" begin and Bishop laughs before raising the mic to his face.*

    "Y'all don't seem too happy to see me..."

    *The crowd gives off another mixed reaction of mostly boos and Bishop smirks without even looking at the other man in the ring.*

    "Be salty all you want it ain't gon change the fact that Joey Bryant's layin in some hospital bed somewhere and Jack Forte's out hirin bodyguards."

    *The crowd boos loud now at the mention of both attacks and Bishop finally turns his attention to "I Got Beat By Ryan Davis". He stares at him for a second or two before looking visibly angry*

    "So lemme get dis straight. I debut at IWT Survival by taking out the former X-Division AND the current mother fuckin Intercontinental Champion. I show up on Warfare da next night and take out a 3x IWT Champion and IWT Hall of Famer, and in my damn debut match y'all put me against this chump?! Man I ain't gon lie I feel pretty disrespected by that. In fact I feel so disrespected imma absolutely decimate this fool here on the very first IWT Vice. I been hearin your name is somethin like "I Got Beat By Ryan Davis" or some shit and that right dere alone tells me you ain't worth my time. Imma state the obvious here but what kinda man goes around boasting about losin to someone, huh? What kinda man comes out here, says a few words, and expects to beat the hottest free agent in IWT history? You must really be lookin to be embarrassed again."

    *Bishop pauses and paces slowly around the ring as he begins to speak again.*

    "I grew up poor as shit, I worked my ass off my whole life to get to this point and now I got more money in my back pocket den you do in your bank account. I got more hoes than Kanye West's clothes and I got more talent in my middle finger than you do in yo entire body, you feel me? Michael knew what he was doing when he signed me but I gotta say I got no fuckin clue what he was thinkin when he let you join up with the big boys. I didn't come here to be disrespected by a nobody like yoself, I came here to BEAT nobodys like yoself and dats exactly what I'm bout to do."

    "Lemme pause a moment and give a shoutout to a couple people right quick though while I got the time. Forte you better keep eyes in the back of your head cause imma be a thorn in your side for all of 2016 until I get dat gold around my waist. Scott Fargo, I heard yo little name drop too, just cause you won a match against a punk don't mean you deserve shit. I'll be seein you real soon, whether you see it comin or not is up to you. I got goons watchin both of your every moves, I ain't afraid to tell them to pounce either. Y'all think I'm alone here?"

    *Bishop chuckles and shakes his head and the crowd boos.*

    "Hell naw. I got boys on speed dial ready to roll up and kick some ass whenever I see fit. I don't need em here tonight doe because imma beat this fool right here with one arm tied behind my back. After im done with you, imma head to the bank, cash that sweet, sweet winner's check and come back next week on Warfare and continue to remind y'all what im all bout, you feel THAT? Either way you boutta be feelin some pain real soon."
    • Like Like x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1

  4. ME- I'm going to keep this short and sweet
    That is all
    • Like x 4
    • Dislike x 2
    • Funny x 1
    • What? x 1
    • BURN! x 1
  5. fucking stupid
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Dislike Dislike x 1
    • Disagree Disagree x 1
  6. *Bishop stares at his opponent in disgust.*

    "Shit, I ain't even gotta say nothin else. Imma beat you so bad your ass gets fired again. Thanks for the automatic win in my debut match tho, I'll pay for yo hospital bill too while I'm at it. Another shoutout to Jack Forte, Scott Fargo, Danny Jacobs, Joey Bryant, or anyone here, pay real close attention to what imma bout to do to this fuckboy and remember It'll be 10x worse against y'all."

    *He shakes his head at his opponent one last time and sighs.*

    "Time to make myself another grand richer."

    *He drops the mic and gets ready to beat some ass.*
    • Like Like x 3
    • Winner Winner x 2
  7. this is the absolute funniest shit I've ever seen
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Utterly. Fucking. Phenomenal.

    I am dead inside.
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  10. I love that WUK also voted for DK.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
  11. [​IMG]
    • Like Like x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  12. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahaha
    • Agree Agree x 1
  13. What a waste of talent, WUK that is.

    Hahahaha, JOKES.
  14. My guy WUK (not calling him his 'actual' IWT name, I'd rather watch a Ryan Davis YT video. scratch that, rather catch syphilis than either) is doing something unique. He killed it, much love! <3

    What did you think would happen you spastic? Stevie Wonder saw this outcome happening. Don't get all 'God this is dumb, smh at WUK' when you agreed to book this match.
    • Like Like x 2
  15. I expected some effort.
  16. Mate. It's like shooting a guy in both of his kneecaps and telling him to dance. Of course WUK would deliver that absolute meme we all expected.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  17. Have you seen any of his posts ever? Real talk, if correct spelling was a game, his highscore would be 3 words max. If you honestly expected anything else from him, you're pretty stupid. Like, have you seen his fucking YT channel?
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  18. I think WUK would be brilliant in NGW ngl
    • Agree Agree x 1
  19. Not sure if he just broke the fourth wall.... sounds like IGBBRD just hoped in a coffin while DK started reading a will he wrote for WUK himself.
  20. Fair to say this is the most one-sided match in IWT history?
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Disagree Disagree x 1