Voting IWT VICE #3: Michael vs. Gav the Chav

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, May 26, 2016.


Who Won?

Poll closed Jun 1, 2016.
  1. Gav the Chav

  2. Michael

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    (@Tsar) Michael vs. Gav the Chav (@Gav in da BPL!)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for up to 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    ask as many questions, as you want. idgaf.

    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important and short.

  2. *Gav the chavs music plays as gav makes his way out to ring still looking battered and bruised from the attack by Michaels goons he takes a mic and begins to address the crowd*

    (Gav the chav) now then you fucking cheeky ****s Michael and his cheeky ****s tried to take me out earlier this week but they forgot one thing I'm fucking gav the chav I'm hard as fuck it's gunna take a lot more than that to keep me down i don't give a fuck whether you come out here on your own or you bring your little gang with you I'll bounce every single one of you around this ring

    You know what i believe roadie is scared he couldn't take me out on his own he knows that I'd of chewed him up and spat him out like a piece of meat so he had to bring his little mates to do his dirty work for him I wasn't prepared but now i don't care whether its one on one or one vs ten I've come well prepared

    *gav pulls out his 12 inch shit stained dildo out*

    Come on out roadie and those little tramps you call mates out with you its time for gav to make you his bitches

  3. The lights dim down, and slowly a red light begins to flash around the arena. The arena gives a small pop for Supreme's theme. Michael steps out onto the stage at around 0:43 of the song. He is wearing his IWT World Championship around his waist. His hair is slicked back and is dripping with water. He looks around at the crowd and begins to walk down to the ring. He flicks off the crowd before climbing the steps. He wipes his feet on the apron and enters the ring. He grabs a microphone and stands nose to nose with Gav.

    Michael: I knew you were going to come out and juice the ever fucking life out of your stale gimmick. You were gonna come out here with your seizure inducing theme music, wearing your crap attire, talking about ****s and so on. So I came prepared, as you said. Except, I came with these *Michael holds up his fists*. You come here with a dirty dildo, a bootleg track suit and you think you're invincible. Let me give you a reality check, Gav, because you're not invincible. If dildos were the key to winning titles and matches, then you should've been X-Division champion right now. But you failed because you may wield a dirty sex toy, but you have no skills in this ring to back up your trash. Aids may be a has-been, but you're a never-was. You won the IWT Championship because you cashed in a briefcase. You beat an already beaten man, and then you think you're hot shit? You complain about not being prepared against Supreme yet you're fine taking the title from an ill-prepared Joey Bryant? It's sickening to think that the only reason you stayed employed here is because you tickle the funny bone of everyone here, and that's it.

    Michael hands his title to the referee and adjusts his black leather pants.

    Michael: I'll send you home with your tail tucked between your legs with a yellow streak running down your back. I'll swipe the last remembrance of a bygone era off the face of the IWT, and everyone will watch as you fade into unknown levels of irrelevancy. Just face facts, Gav. You're not important. You never were. The only reason I am here is so that I can finally put the Jonathan era of the IWT, 6 feet under. I couldn't care less about you, or your dildo. Why should I care for a guy who loses a title years ago, and comes back hoping for a rematch? You're obviously not the same ass backwards retard we knew. You've changed, and not for the better. You've inched ever so closely to the brink of insanity. You're losing your mind, and your touch. You couldn't get the job done for the last 6 months, and for some reason you think you can get it done now? Just enter reality and see that no one cares about you, and that all the people that did - are gone. You serve no purpose. You're a stepping ston-... pebble. You're a spec of dust in this new IWT era. As for me, you can consider me the duster.
  4. *gav is stood grinning Towards Michael*

    (Gav the chav) you really are a cheeky **** you aren't you? You think I'm not important? You disrespectful little **** I'm one of the companys longest serving competitors I've been here through the good times and the bad times backstage when i was part of jonathans staff when shit hit the fan i was the one left to pick up the pieces during that eras final days Until there was no more i Could do other turn all the lights off and lock the gates and walk away just like everybody had at that point i may come across as just your typical chav but I've giving more blood Sweat and tears to this company than you can imagine so don't disrespect me like I'm as you say a spec of dust you cheeky **** otherwise I'll smash your little fucking face in you disrespectful horrible little ****

    Let's talk about you shall we roadie you've done pretty well for yourself recently you've somehow defeated aids Johnson and won the IWT championship the same aids Johnson who refused to face you a year ago coz you were beneath him but something puzzles me I'm looking back i haven't seen you participate in any number one contender matches in fact i can't can't remember when you last competed in a match so what gives you the right to say i don't deserve my rematch when you did fuck all to earn yours you cheeky **** you've been a cheeky **** since day one when you cheated your way to victory not once but twice you're lucky your arse wasn't sent packing for good But here you are sat top of the tree giving it the big one thinking your fucking clever with your little duster analogy I'll dust your fucking cheeks off

    One more thing roadie you know what's funny you claim to be getting rid of the final remnants of the Jonathan era but the way you speak to i got beat by ryan davis your slowly turning into him
    • BURN! BURN! x 1
  5. OOC: I'm on mobile. I'll do it later today.
  6. Michael looks at Gav with a dead glare. He walks ever so closer to Gav.

    Michael: You were here to pick up the pieces? The pieces of what? Last time I checked you didn't show up until I rebuilt this place. You couldn't care less when this place went under, and we all know that's the truth. You were back in the UK counting your remaining days under contract, and I was here building from square fricking one. You surely didn't bleed enough, sweat enough and cry enough to help this place get back up on it's feet. I contacted you, and you decided to come back. I booked you, and you decided to compete. I rebuilt your career, and that's why you're still here. You owe me, but I never asked for anything in return because I actually care for this place. I paid for your sorry ass, and never expected you to do anything for me. However, now that I am champion, I don't care whether you want to or not - you're gonna pay. You're gonna pay for everything I've done for you. You're gonna pay for all the days I spent working on your future. The future that led to nothing. You're a failure. You beat a beaten man, and since then you haven't been able to do anything more. You think that just because you've here for 3 years and were a Jonathan crony, that you deserve some respect? Give me a break, how about you make a sacrifice and do something for this place. You come here day after day and think your name carries weight. It doesn't, and it never will. Like I said before, you're just here for us to laugh at you. You truly are our I Got Beat by Ryan Davis, and you always will be.

    Michael backs up and leans on the ropes.

    Michael: And you ask when's the last time I competed? I buried, physically, buried Dat Kid 6 feet under last January. That's what I did to earn a shot at this title. I re-established IWT, and gave it new life. That's what I did to earn a shot at this title. More than you ever could've or have done in your career. What did you do to make you believe that 2 years after losing your title, that you deserve to return and challenge for it again? Lose to Prince Balor, and Danny Jacobs at IWTMania IV? Or how about the 2 month hiatus you took afterwards? Give me a fucking break, Gav. You have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, and you want to dust my cheeks off? I'll fucking break every bone in your living, breathing body and we'll see who exactly will be doing the dusting around here. So shut the fuck up, Gav, you're nothing more than a helping hand in the lower midacard. In fact, I've always looked at you as a good hand. Someone to show up, put on a moderately good match, have the fickle fans cheer and then want a bigger star to really get behind. You never served a broader purpose. You never drew like Dat Kid and Antonio, you never performed like Forte or Nick. The sad matter of fact is, we don't need a clown to warm up the crowd anymore. We have enough talent on this roster to keep them warmed up from the start. So, you have no place in the IWT anymore, and you will be quickly phased out amongst the broader and more talented IWT roster. This new era is filled with people who can evolve, and you are by-far the last to evolve. I evolved and won the IWT title. IWT evolved and grew, once again. You...haven't done either. And it's safe to say, Evolution has already passed you by.
  7. @THG?: Alias Antonio
    @Shadow: Jack Forté
    @Tumbas: Spawn/Will Savat
    @Nickelodeon: Nick
    @Aids Johnson: Aids Johnson
    @TheArabHammer: Gato Volar
    @The ReagMaster: Reagan Cole
    @Jacob Fox: Schizo
    @The Real GOAT: Eric Draven
    @King Barrett: Dylan Grey
    @impactking: Chris Young/Lilith Young
    @CBK_15: Jack Lux
    @Ring Rust: Perceval "Rusty" Donohue
    @Awesomenrh: Alexander Hightower
    @Drag: James Dragon
    @Ryan Davis: Ryan Davis
    @rydogg: Braeden Cross
    @Dojo: Scott Fargo
    @Bubblegum: Shinjiro Death
    @Ovaldinho: Luis Ovaldhino/Lord Lee
    @Indy: Danny Jacobs
    @Harrison: Handleman
    @NickThePenguin: Baron Moreau
    @KingsPunch: King Votan
    @AfricanScatMahn: The Scat
    @DemonHunter1257: Al Blizzard
    @B1skit: Cousin Eddy
    @Ricky Daniels: Ricky Daniels
    @Forrest OAKADA: Leo Taylor
    @Pop Tatari: Scotty Mcboatface
    @C.M. Shaddix: Corey Marcus "C.M." Shaddix
    @Crithu: The Ringmaster
    @Thierry: Taigāman
  8. Really great from both, my points are mostly pointed to Tsar though because he usually is really on point with his history. 1) Draven is the last of the OG gen, he has been here the longest of anyone around too. 2) his point was BEFORE I took over he carried the creative - and anyone in IWT creative then knows he does, and 3) You mention he took a 2 month hiatus after WM, but stated you won the only match that made you #1 contender in January.

    Gav - You really gotta work on those paragraphs and punctuation bro. Get an intro, maybe add some props.

    I'm going to Tsar though, The stuff I didn't complain about was great.
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. Gotcha. Will work on those, if I stick to competing.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. Good match, Gav.

    Took me a long time to write up a promo because I couldn't find a good way to counter. Good shiz.
  11. Reags changes his vote in every match. lol.
  12. You consistently cut great promos, why quit? Especially with the Brand split. Heel boss doing whatever the FUCK he wants ftw.
  13. @Tsar congrats on being a paper chump poser, you seem very apprehensive to face Scotty Mcboatface, maybe it is because you do not own a set of balls. You can keep your fancy title and fuck it like you do every night, Scotty Mcboatace does not care for titles. He only cares to see you in a body bag.
  14. Michael: Scotty McBoatface? You should kiss the ground I walk upon. I gave you an opportunity to showcase your skills and prove yourself to the wreslting world, and instead you walk around and boast your shit? You are nothing, buddy. You won't be anything until you can walk the walk. Get back in line, fiddle the lower midcards and when you show your skills - get back to me. I have more pressing matters to attend to other than a leech stuck to my success. Get your sorry ass out of here.
  15. If I had a nickle (not forum $) every time I saw this in a promo from when I was champ. You undefeated? 0-0?
  16. You are jealous of me,throwing your toys out of the pram because I have a award that you do not, been talking a lot of smack about me lately, I have you unsettled. You gave me no opportunities, I have owned you In every unsanctioned encounter so far and will continue to do so. You are dodging a opportunity to truly test yourself but you rather go with has beens. Stick to what you are good at walking through shit and thinking your the mack daddy
  17. You beat Reagan Cole at get me at Summer Slam. Deal or are you gonna stick to talking shit when you ain't shit?
  18. I do not back out of challenges, see you at summer slam.
    • Like Like x 1
  19. and If I win? Do I get you at Summerslam?