Voting IWT VICE #5: Jack Lux vs. Braedon Cross

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Jun 4, 2016.

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Who Won?

Poll closed Jun 6, 2016.
  1. Jack Lux

    70.0%
  2. Braedon Cross

    30.0%
  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is a First Round Match in the IWT Grand Prix World Tour! And is the first match in a best of 3 series!

    (@rydogg) Braedon Cross vs. Jack Lux (@CBK_15)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for up to 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    ask as many questions, as you want. idgaf.


    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important and short.

    *DING DING DING!*
     
  2. The crowd goes silent as the lights go out in the arena.

    The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Braeden Cross walks through the curtain.
    Cross begins to yell in response to the boos from the crowd

    Braeden Cross: I don't give a fuck if you love me or you hate me! You're ALL BENEATH ME! I'M FUCKING SUPREME!
    Cross enters the ring and grabs the mic from the ring announcer.
    Braeden Cross: and a great big hello to you parasitic fucks too! You know, it's funny, when I heard about this IWT Grand Prix Tournament, I was tossing up whether or not I would join, but upon hearing from a friend of mine rather high up in the company that Jack Lux was getting involved in this tournament, I quickly changed my tune. Jack must be forgetting our best of 3 series and I think this would be a tremendous opportunity to not only go 2-0 against Luxxy, but to win the first match in our best of 3 series and knock that little punk out of the tournament.
    The crowd immediately boos at this boisterous claim from Cross.
    Braeden Cross: Boo me all you want, you saw what I did to him last time! Jack Lux has nothing on Braeden Cross! Y'know, it's funny, I've been getting tweets from you people saying shit like "I used to support you on the indies, but you've changed" and "Why are you beating up Jack Lux when you idolised him?" and then there's the fucking retards that tweet this shit "Braeden Cross, if you don't leave Lux alone, I'll find you and kill you!" Jack, I think your little brother has been making a shit load of twitter accounts. But you know, if little Joey wants to come try fight me, I'll kick him in the face just to prove a point. You tell that little 17 year old bitch that if he wants to fight, any time, any fucking place.
    The crowd boos and chants for Joey.
    Braeden Cross: These people want to see Joey more than they want you Jackyboy! How does it feel to know that your 17 year old little bitch of a brother is more over than you?
    The crowd boos Braeden profusely as Cross flips the bird to the crowd and motions to the back for Lux to come out.
     
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  3. #3 CBK_15, Jun 4, 2016
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2016

    *The crowd hear and unfamiliar song, but a familiar face comes out and it's Jack Lux with a microphone. He sits down at the top of the ramp indian style*

    Jack Lux: Before I verbally eviscerate you, Braeden, I really interested in who the fuck Joey is... I'm an only child buddy and even if I did have brother there is no way he'd be more over than me.

    *The crowd cheers*

    Jack Lux: Anyways, Braeden. The reason I decided to join this tournament, is because through I want to the IC Champ, I also wouldn't mind being the first winner of the Universe Championship!

    *The crowd cheers even louder*

    Jack Lux: I find it funny that your bitchin about people on fucking Twitter, but that's besides the point. You say you're supreme just because you are a group called supreme... out of everyone in your Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, I would consider you to be the least supreme. Oh and I'm pretty sure that the people behind the first 10 row of seats are above you and not beneath you.

    *The crowd laughs*

    Jack Lux: And Braeden since your buddy Michael said that whoever wins gets to pick the next match in our series when I win this our next will be... Three Stage of Hell!

    *Lux laughs and waits for Braeden's response*
     
  4. @rydogg get your arse back here
     
  5. Cross smirks at the imposition that Lux could verbally eviscerate him.
    Braeden Cross: Oh, I'm sorry, was that little bitch that I beat up when you decided to take a camera and invade my home and go through my housemate's porn collection and try get on their computer? I honestly thought since he looked like a prissy little bitch like you that he was your younger brother. My bad Luxxy, that's on me.
    Cross paces around the ring.
    Braeden Cross: It's cute that you called the greatest damn thing going in IWT a "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" given that you've been in some pretty fucking stupid stables during your days on the indies? Remember The Lux-urious Ones? Nice name, by the way dickhead. The thing is, you've actually got to live up to the hype of the groups name. Otherwise, you'd just be a bunch of fucking morons spouting gibberish... Kind of like you are right now. But that's none of my business
    Cross lets the boos rain down on him as he pretends to sip tea, just like the Kermit memes.
    Braeden Cross: You know, for the first time in the whole time I've known you... You actually raise a good point. Being IC Champ and the FIRST. EVER. Universal Champion would be pretty fucking sweet, and it would be great for me, for Supreme, for IWT and for these wretched cretins that call themselves 'fans'
    The crowd again showers Cross with boos as he smirks smugly
    Braeden Cross: What's that? Do I detect a hint of jealousy from you people? It can't be because I'm standing here, in the ring you wish you could be, with the physique you wish you had, banging the girls you wish you could, saying the shit you wish you had the balls to say and making the money you wish you could make. Let's face it, I'm superior to all of you in every fucking way. And you booing me doesn't make you any less pathetic than me. Actually, it makes you a common piece of shit, coincidentally just like Jack Lux, his little bitch friend Joey, who I distinctly remember cracking several of his ribs, along with Lux's knee.
    Lux stops pacing around the ring during his rant and sees a fan in the front row flipping him off and yelling at him.
    Braeden Cross: You got a problem with me? You don't like the truth? You want to jump over that ramp and fight me in the ring? Fuck, I'll talk to Michael, we can make this happen. I mean, you'd probably put up more of a fight than this fucking pussy sitting Indian style up on that ramp there. Sit the fuck down before you give yourself a fucking heart attack, you fat piece of shit!
    The fan stops yelling at Cross and sits down at the suggestion of secuirty as Cross turns his attention back to Lux.
    Braeden Cross: You ACTUALLY had a good idea, you see, it's like you said, whoever wins this match gets to choose the stip for the next match. I quite like the idea of the 3 stages of hell match. So no matter what, we'll be going for a 3 stages of hell match, boyo. I can't fucking wait.
    Cross leaves the ring and grabs a chair before going to the bottom of the ramp and setting the chair up and sitting in it.
    Braeden Cross: Go ahead Luxxy, say your piece and let's get right down to business.
    OOC: @Tsar @CBK_15 Sorry good brothers​
     
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  6. #6 CBK_15, Jun 5, 2016
    Last edited: Jun 6, 2016
    *Lux laughs at the comments of Braeden Cross*

    Jack Lux: Really... The Lux-urious Ones. Man, Braeden you really were a big fan of me. For those of you who don't know, before I actually trained as wrestler by Ric Flair. I doing this backyard wrestling thing on YouTube. That's one of the reasons why I laughed, Braeden being that you were such a big fan of mine and being that you were wrestling in Japan at the time. I thing you know about the original Bulletproof. It was Prince Bálor, Jack Lux, Karl Anders, and Good Luck Fale.

    *The crowd starts chanting "Bulletproof" on loop*

    Jack Lux: You hear that, sounds like the crowd remembers. We were the baddest motherfuckin gaijin ever. No one could stop us. The second reason you made me laugh was when you implied that the guy who you were talking shit to could beat me. I don't know why he'd want to do such a thing being that he is literally wearing my shirt, which all of my fan including you Braeden can buy on IWT.com.

    *Lux gives the camera a cheeky wink*

    Jack Lux: Don't get me wrong... I'll fight him, but I just saying he probably won't want kick the shit outta me. The reason you made me laugh was when you were saying that all about being better than the fans. You talk your physique even though you have a barely there six pack, then you go for cheap heat and say you make more money, and then something about saying shit these people wish they ball to say. Look and think about this for a sec, you are one the bosses cronies, no fire you for the shit that you say. In fact that's what you're stable should... Michael and his 3 cronies. Finally the last thing that made me laugh.

    *Lux gets up and jumps off the ramp to get a chair. Jack get back up on the ramp and set up the chair so he can sit face to face with Braeden.

    Jack Lux: The last thing you said that made me laugh was you bragged about how women you've fucked. Look Braeden, I'm absolutely sure that there is only 5 things you've ever fucked and I'll list them too. The first is your right hand, next is your left hand, then it's your fleshlight, and then your roommate, and finally the only girl you actually fucked and I look her up too, but I couldn't find any information about her exept her name which was Kaye Fabe.;)

    *Jack Lux gets up and rolls into the ring to get ready for his match with Braeden Cross*
     
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  7. OOC: @Tsar you can open the voting.
     
  8. @THG?: Alias Antonio
    @Shadow: Jack Forté
    @Gav in da BPL!: Gav the Chav
    @Tumbas: Spawn/Will Savat
    @Tsar: Michael
    @Nickelodeon: Nick
    @TheArabHammer: Gato Volar
    @The ReagMaster: Reagan Cole
    @Jacob Fox: Schizo
    @The Real GOAT: Eric Draven
    @King Barrett: Dylan Grey
    @impactking: Chris Young/Lilith Young
    @CBK_15: Jack Lux
    @Ring Rust: Perceval "Rusty" Donohue
    @Drag: James Dragon
    @Ryan Davis: Ryan Davis
    @rydogg: Braeden Cross
    @Dojo: Scott Fargo
    @Bubblegum: Shinjiro Death
    @Ovaldinho: Luis Ovaldhino/Lord Lee
    @Indy: Danny Jacobs
    @Harrison: Handleman
    @NickThePenguin: Baron Moreau
    @KingsPunch: King Votan
    @AfricanScatMahn: The Scat
    @DemonHunter1257: Al Blizzard
    @B1skit: Cousin Eddy
    @Ricky Daniels: Ricky Daniels
    @Forrest OAKADA: Leo Taylor
    @Pop Tatari: Scotty Mcboatface
    @C.M. Shaddix: Corey Marcus "C.M." Shaddix
    @Crithu: The Ringmaster
    @Thierry: Taigāman

    Read and Vote!
     
  9. @Aids Johnson - You were on for an entire hour and didn't vote. You said I shouldn't tag you because you know when matches are going, but you haven't voted here. :dafuq:
     
  10. I said i'd vote when I was checking out IWT's section, not going to make 100% son, deal with it. Worry about the active people missing voting and get off my ass.
     
  11. I already tagged them. :burns:
     
  12. ...and so far 6 votes have been made. Again, GTFO my ass and worry about your active shit. I said i'm done and I meant it, i'll vote when I take the time to read shit - this has been a chore long enough for me.
     
  13. Voting is 6-3.

    Mistake was made in voting.
     
  14. Here's your winner...JACK LUX!
     
  15. Hate to be a grammar national socialist but crikey.
     
  16. I wrote that promo on my phone, so unfortunately I couldn't check for grammatical mistake I made.:upset:
     
  17. I'll let it slide.