Promos IWT VICE #7: Trevor Raynor vs. Luis Ovaldinho

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Jul 11, 2016.

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and is a Semi Final match in the IWT Tournament

    (@Ovaldinho) Luis Ovaldinho vs. Trevor Raynor (@Trevor~)
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  2. #2 Ovaldinho, Jul 13, 2016
    Last edited: Jul 14, 2016

    *Luis Ovaldinho's music is met with a mild pop, he emerges through the curtain donning his trademark Red Umbro tracksuit & plain black Umbro shorts. He courteously applauds the audience before promptly rushing to the ring. He signals for a mic, being given one soon enough. He subsequently throws his tracksuit to ringside. He composes himself in the middle of the ring, mic in hand.*

    Luis Ovaldinho: Now, I must admit I do have a regret about entering this tournament. My one regret is that I will be expected to endure being merely an 'extra' to the story that is 'Alias Antonio vs Jwab'. I get it, the big blockbuster of Summerslam to sell out the box office. But alas, I'm not here to play roles in overhyped spectacles. I'm sorry to tell those pulling the strings that I won't be following the script. Hell to Rayn, Raynor...whatever his name is for making yet another returning 'debut' and hell to Jwab for once again getting swept up in some pipe dream of his that will lead to a humiliating downfall, just like the last few he cooked up. But hey, when me and Jwab come face to face in this ring, he'll know this is only the start of my verbal onslaught. Tonight, the menu shows only one choice, and that's Trevor Raynor.

    And well Trevor, while he can do every bit of showmanship, and pull every stunt, I'm not interested. All look yet no substance, the autopsy given for each and every time a Raynor stint ends in tatters in the IWT. When my mentor, Lord Lee faced Rayn at Summerslam 2014, it went all Lord Lee, no problem at all. Whenever Lord Lee came to face Rayn, Lord Lee came out better. And with that man giving me the vital info on that my opponent tonight, I feel all the more confident.

    I almost feel as if I should be saying goodbye to Raynor in advance, as it's all too obvious this is going to be his one and only match before leaving again. I'm sick of all these part-timers who only come back when they think they'll be getting a piece of the pie. It's a spit in the face to those who work tirelessly to get their name in lights.

    *Crowd cheers*

    I'm fighting tonight to earn sponsorships, to keep a sustainable living while doing what I was born to do.
    I'm fighting tonight because winning the IWT championship would make up for all the doubts I've suffered, for all the injustice given to me in NGW. IWT is my chance to throw that ugly monkey off my back.
    Why, oh why is Rayn here? To sort out some exaggerated animosity towards Alias and Jwab? Give me a break!

    *Ovaldinho shakes his head in disgust*

    Trevor, bring out your obnoxious USA flag, tank and your parody-fuelled patriotism persona to the arena tonight. Be my guest, but it won't be of much use as I'm booting you in your head. The silver lining of all this is that I'll be making you bleed red and making your face alternate between looking white and blue as I choke you out. I'll be making you look like the true tribute to America and even American culture. It's just a shame I don't need a gun to dismember you tonight, or I could have delivered a more complete American package.

    You're nothing more than a meme Trev, and a bad meme at that.
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  3. Here's your winner...and advancing to the FINALS of the IWT Tournament...LUIS OVALDINHO.
  4. Really good match guys. I was masturbating prior to reading and frankly these promos gave me what I needed for the 'ol cum.
  5. *Luis Ovaldinho waits...and waits...and waits before violently shaking his head and turning to the ref, a look of disdain plastered upon his face*

    Ovaldinho: What do we do now?!?!

    *The referee, almost as perplexed as Luis, puts his hand on his chin, contemplating what to do. Eventually he rubs his head with his hands before signalling for the bell. Ovaldinho huffs and looks off to the distance in response, disappointed by the outcome. The referee attempts to raise Luis' arm but Luis brushes him off, refusing to take accept the customary gesture*

    *Then his music starts playing, by this point Luis has completely lost his cool. He rushes to ringside, re-obtaining his tracksuit, grabbing a microphone and re-enters the ring*

    Ovaldinho: STOP MY MUSIC!! NOW!!!

    *The music cuts. The crowd is essentially mute, merely watching on as a disgruntled Ovaldinho attempts to regain composure*

    Ovaldinho: I knew it. Raynor has, in trademark Raynor fashion made a complete shambles of this whole thing. I train, I prepare I dedicate my time and effort to put on a scintillating bout for the fans who make the effort to spectate what could have been a goddamn wrestling masterclass!

    *Crowd predictably cheer at Luis' attempts to play up to the fans in attendance*

    Ovaldinho: Why should I be annoyed though? You could tell from Raynor's returning promo that he didn't care, but somehow, both Michael or Alias neglected to notice or at least make note of this potential problem. Maybe those two have more in common than they realise...

    *Luis looks down at the floor, the sense of frustration is practically tangible*

    Ovaldinho: Well. I hope Jwab is watching. I hope he hears this, because if he does, he at least has time to digest the reality, that I will be destroying his fantasy! I just wish he got to see me fight Raynor tonight, he could have seen real athleticism from a real competitor. I don't need to hide behind the 'perfect story' to mask my weaknesses. Back in 2014, Jwab hatched a plan for the perfect Mania moment, and it all came tumbling down when a man I look up to, Lord Lee pulled the stilts hoisting Jwab in the air and everyone in the IWT laughed and cackled as Jwab fell back down to Earth. Very few men have beaten Jwab in a 1 on 1, but Lord Lee did. And I'll be sure to get my mentors hot scoops on Jwab. When it's all said and done, it'll be more tears for Jwab and another hissy fit exit out of the e-fed.

    Once again, thanks to the fans, for coming out tonight. God bless, and I'll see you at the finals!

    *Ovaldinho tosses the mic to the floor. He then emphatically lifts his arms to amp up the crowd. He applauds them once more before leaving the ring, the applause is returned back to him as he makes his way up the ramp and back through the curtain*
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  6. lmao
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  7. You still gonna do IWT?
  8. oo[: only love broski just had to do the industry trademark burial (where were you tho GODDAMNIT GRRRR)
  9. Only just saw this.

    Have to say real fast that I'm a big fan of Roadster even bothering to ask this question. Above all else, Roadster's persistence (even if it's well past even bothering at times) is his most valuable quality.
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