Voting IWT VICE #9: Reagan Cole vs. The Blackfire

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Roadster, Aug 13, 2016.

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Who Won?

Poll closed Aug 15, 2016.
  1. The British Kid

    58.3%
  2. The Blackfire

    41.7%
  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    (@The ReagMaster) Reagan Cole vs. The Blackfire (@WUKOffical)

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for up to 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is a 2 promo limit.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    ask as many questions, as you want. idgaf.

    Please don't post during the match. If you need to post an OOC post,
    it needs to be important and short.

    *DING DING DING!*
     
  2. Vice returns from it's commercial break and the crowd is hyped and the titron flashes whitestarts as Reagan Cole is seen on the titron in a wheelchair

    Reagan: Ladies and Gentleman, My name is Reagan Cole and this will be the next stop on the Reagan Cole retirement tour but there's one minor problem. Poison Ivy, I mean Ivy Hale! Ivy hit my leg with wrench and injured my leg pretty bad so I am not able to fight this person...Who is this guy again? The Blackfire? That stupid interviewer? Huh. Anyway so instead I got a good friend to have this match for me because lets face it, they both have many similarities. They are both British and they are both kids.

    Massive pop as they realise who is Blackfire's new opponent

    Reagan: Wow, I can hear that pop from Essex. Also Ivy, don't think I forgot about you because when I come back, there will be a price to pay for not letting me kick this guy's ass myself. So let me introduce to you people who have no idea who I'm talking about. The British Champion himself.



    The famous song that hasn't been heard in nearly 2 years echos through the crowd as they raise to their feet and start cheering as British Kid jumps from the curtain at the 25 second mark and he is hyped like always as he head bangs to his own theme and throws his arms in the air with The British Championship on his shoulder to the roars of the crowd and BK runs down the ramp, making sure he high fives everyone on the front one including the commentators and ring announcers and the bell-ringer as he runs around the ring before quickly grabbing a microphone and sliding into the middle of the ring and shouting in the mic

    BK: HEYO!

    And the roof comes unglued as the entire crowd chants British Kid over and over again!

    BK: I am theo realo Britsh Kid! My formero Tag Teamo Partner Reago decided too try and replicato my tuneo beforeo he realised nobody can replicato The British Kid's tuneo! I am the guyo who makes English Teachers frowno and the kids give me the crowno! So who am I facingo tonighto? I dunno because I wasn't toldo! Or I was toldo and I never listenedo. Kids, always listeno to your highero upos. But I dido hear from my friendo Reago that his nameo iso The Blackfirrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oooh. Well sinceo he's a fireo. It only makeo senseo that I roasto himo outta here. K, So Blackfire. Moreo likeo doofus for hire!

    British Kid gets out the ring and sprints around the ring shouting OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the entire way before sliding into the ring and he jumps about seven times in the middle of the ring

    BK: Geto 360 720 mountain dewo no scopeo rekto mateo! OH SNAPO! I thinko you have justo been roastedo! It's overo before you comeo to the ringo! Buto I willo let you comeo downo to the ring to tryo and defendo yourselfo!

    British Kid runs around the ring, still proud of his "roast" as he waits for his opponent
     
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  3. Commentators "Well here he is the worst iwt wrestler we have but he has his own show"
    (the blackfire clothes rip)
    Commentators "OMG LOOK PUPPIES"
    The Blackfire " These are not my clothes but this is your last ride to hell as you last match you will be losing to the best wrestler in the world"
    (crowd cheered)
    The blackfire
    "For the sake of the audidence here let me just tell everyone what you are
    "U never pay the rent"
    "Cat Delley will never love you"
    "Keemstar will make a video about you"
    "Cena can't see you as your sh*t"
    "On the way home i hope you get boo and hit with stuff by fans"
    "Lie in your promos all the time"
    "Everyone don't even like you"

    so people in the crowd please get this trending here tonight #COLEYOUSUCK
     
    • Like x 5
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    • Winner x 1
    • Informative x 1
    • Optimistic x 1
    • What? x 1
  4. BK looks straight at Blackfire with confusion then at the crowd who are still chanting British Kid then back to Blackfire then to the crowd then to Blackfire then to the crowd then to Blackfire

    BK: Whato did you justo sayo? I dido not understando a single wordo you saido. My friendo, you thinko everybody don't eveno likeo me but atleasto I can constructo a sentenceo unlike you, my friendo. I sayo that thiso lasto ride to hello but it couldo be the youro lasto rideo to this very ringo. Because I don't likeo your styleo! You rippingo clothes is soooooo overusedo, That's whyo I use a masko filter on my masko so I can decide when to covero my eyeso and I think looking ato youo might beo one ofo thoseo times oh!


    Crowd pops so much that Blackfire has to cover his ears from the volume but British Kid is used to it so he doesn't

    BK: Blackfire, this is what you don't seeo. #Coleyousuck won't goo viralo but the video of me kickingo your bootyo might because aftero tonighto you willo beo lyingo on the flooro like the massiveo pieceo of garbageo youo are! And the veryo handsomeo refereeo will counto oneo, two and threeo and determineo me as the winnero ofo the viceo! not youo! AND YOUO WILLO BE ON THE LISTO OF THE BRITISH SUPERKICK!

    OOC: If this doesn't get the stinker of the year award. I give up.
     
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  5. The Blackfire - "well go look for a secret message i have made for you and stinker of the year well my secret message is a stinker and you will never ever win again as you are the worst wrestler in the world. If i was you i would forfit now to avoid being laughed at mate. I do this for the kids , the parents and the op's and make them happy each and every week. They are not here for you , the boys backstage or for Michael no they are here for me and to say thank you michael for helping my son. Last month i gave away WWEF$125 to charity and what have you ever done brother NOTHING AND HOPEFULLY A KID WILL NENVER SEE YOUR FACE AS IT IS UGLY. So people think of the right man and be friends with him and for F*ck sake get rid of that dumb camera angle on vice it's shit
     
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    • Winner Winner x 1
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  7. @THG?: Alias Antonio
    @Shadow: Jack Forté
    @Gav in da BPL!: Gav the Chav
    @Roadster: Michael
    @Nickelodeon: Nick
    @The ReagMaster: Reagan Cole
    @Jacob Fox: Schizo
    @King B: Dylan Grey
    @impactking: Chris Young/Lilith Young/Ashley Young
    @CBK_15: Jack Lux
    @Ring Rust: Perceval "Rusty" Donohue
    @Drag: James Dragon
    @Ryan Davis: Ryan Davis
    @rydogg: Braeden Cross
    @Kylojo Ren: Scott Fargo
    @Ovaldinho: Luis Ovaldhino/Lord Lee
    @Indy: Danny Jacobs
    @AfricanScatMahn: The Scat
    @B1skit: Cousin Eddy
    @Ricky Daniels: Ricky Daniels
    @Forrest OAKADA: Leo Taylor
    @C.M. Shaddix: Corey Marcus "C.M." Shaddix
    @Chrxsiie: Raine
    @TNHOffical: Chris Kaizer
    @Blind: Mark Knight
    @Ellis Sullivan: Johnny Thunder
    @Botchie Botcherson: Arno Frye
    @KevinJamesFan: Ronnie S. Huxley
    @Dylan™ : Guernica
    @Big E Rection: Evander Amos
    @RedDwarfTechy: Brandon Pain
    @WUKOffical: The Blackfire
    @Gambino: Louie Aldo
    @Aurtle the Turtle: Rio Nakayama
    @NLSuplex: Ivy Hale
    @Black Wizard: Kelsey Taylor
    @Jet Starr: Slate Bass
    @TheFrostyBlur: Tyson Storm
    @SupaHeeroh: Buster Gates

    Read and vote!
     
  8. This match was thoroughly horrendous. British Kid, I don't remember that gimmick, but I can imagine why you are not using him full time. That style of promo, is so much of a hassle. I spend more time envisioning how the words are being pronounced and how long it took you to make. The promos felt cheesy and odd.

    WUK, I'm glad to see a miles different effort from your previous matches, but I'm not really sure why a 4 ft man has boobs? Did he get surgery? Has he been concealing them? Also, you consistently mentioned things that have no factual or kayfabe sense.

    I have a lot to say about this match, but I'd refrain from boring any more. If any of you two want to know my thoughts on your promos and on this match, PM me. Otherwise, my vote goes to Reags, as his promos made factual sense despite being horrendous in their own rights.
     
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  9. WUK is a gift we don't deserve.
     
  10. WUK didn't just do this for the kids, parents and ops, he did this for me. And I love him for it

    (Reag also did an alright job but yeah the choice of gimmick was cock on toast I'm afraid. Under normal circumstances you'd get the vote but Blackfire pops me like no other)
     
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  11. You've made more references to this than you won matches in IWT before 2016. If this could cease that would be corn on the cob.
     
  12. I'm gonna be as blunt as James, this is honestly horrendous and not in a funny way either. If I had the choice between having to read these promos or being able to read and write, I'd go with the latter.
     
  13. I have only ever mentioned his bosoms now, as he only just revealed them, in this match.
     
  14. More the 4ft thing, as while it is mentioned within a 'fact-file' it doesn't take away from WUK's promos (although there isn't much you really can take away from his promos in the first place I will admit) and I think a 4ft madman is great for the e-fed industry!~
     
  15. British Kid was the guy that beat you lol.
    Feel like I now know why I lost nearly all of my matches in my first year. :p
     
  16. I have to agree.
     
  17. What the fuck
     
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  18. What
     
  19. The amount of votes... on a Sunday. Man, SS better be like 40+ each.
     
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