Storyline Kaizer's Pimpebomb~

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  1. IW3 ❌ while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want youto digest this, because before I leavein 3️⃣ weekswith your WWE Championship I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.

    I ❌don’t❌hateyou, IW3. I don’t❌even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the . I hate this ideathat you’re the best because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s 1️⃣ thing you’re better at than I am⁉️ and that’s kissingVince McMahon’s ass.You’re as good at ‍❤️‍‍kissingVP’s ass as any creepy teen was. I don’t knowif you’re as good as Aids . He's a pretty goodass-kisser... always was and still is. Oops I’m breaking the 4️⃣th wall![Kazier waves to the camera.] I am the best wrestler in the world.I’ve been the best ever since Day☀️1️⃣ when I walkedinto this companyand I’ve been vilifiedand hated since that day☀️☀️because Mr.Smith saw something in me ☺️☺️that nobody else ‍‍‍wanted to admit. That’s➡️ right✅, I’m a Mr.Smithguy. You know who else ❓was a Mr.Smith guy? Andrew… and he splitjust like I’m splittinbut the biggest difference between me and Andrew is that I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

    I’ve grabbed so many of Michael’simaginary brass ringsthat it’s finally dawned on methat they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary.The only thing that’s realis me, and the fact that day in☀️and day out, for almost 6️⃣ years, I’ve proved to everybody ‍‍‍‍‍‍in the world that I am the best this microphone, in that➡️ringand even commentary.Nobodycan touch ❌ me.And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m ❌not❌ your lovelylittlecollectors’ cups, I’m not on the coverof the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m ❌not on any crappyshowthe USANetwork, I’m ❌not the poster of IWTMania, I’m ❌not the signaturethat’s produced at the start⏱of the show.I’m not Conan O’Brian, I’m not Jimmy Fallon, but the factof the matter is I should be. This isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that "Aids”is in the main event of IWT Anarchy next yearand I’m ❌notmakes me sick❗️


    Oh hey, let me get something straight,those of you who are cheering me right now, you are justas big a partof me leaving as anyone elsebecause you’re the ones sipping out of those collector cupsright now, you’re the onesthat buythose programsthat my face☺️ isn’t❌the cover of, and then at 5️⃣ in the morningat the airport try to shove itin my facethinkingyou can get an autograph✍✍and sell iteBaybecause you’re too lazy to get a realjob.

    I’m leaving✌ with the IWT championship ??? 17 and hellwho knowsmaybe I’ll go defend itin Japan Pro Wrestling, maybe I’ll go to NGW✊...hey Kelsey Taylorhow you doing❓The reason I’m leavingis you people because after I’m gone✌️ you’re still going to pour moneyinto this company I’m just a spoke the wheel. The wheel’sgonna keep turning. And I understandthat. That Michaelgonna make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire❓It’s because he surrounds himselfwith glad-handingnonsensical ☝yes☝️men like Nick, who’s gonna ✋tell him everything he wantsto hear. And I’d like to think that maybe this company will be betterafter Michael is dead but the fact is it’s gonna get takenoverby his idiotic IC Champ and his doofus gay boyfriendand the rest of his stupidfamily‍‍‍‍‍‍.


    Let me tellyou a personal storyabout Michael. You know we do this whole bullycampaign…
     
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