Lava porn

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Harley Quinn, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. YES

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  2. NAW

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  1. Fooqy knocks on the door with a pizza. @Solid Snake answers the door. "Hello would you like a.....large pizza?" Farooq asks. "No, I hate pizza because it isn't natural and it sucks and cheese is cow boob food which means you're sucking a cow's tit." She replies, "But I got a pussy for you."



    Brit leads Farooq and throws a cat at him. Farooq ducks and @Butters walks in. "Gurl you got my earri---Ahh!!" The pussy gets stuck on Butter's face as he falls to the ground. @Random Hero walks in with a bottle of booze. "BREWERS WIN!!!" He says, running around naked. @Danielson walks in and super kicks Aids. "OH HELL NO METS WIN BITCH" He said, taking the booze away and going on Brit's computer and mooning people online.

    "Don't worry Butters!" Farooq says as he pulls out a claw with two ropes on it. "It's the twerk claw! Two people twerk and it works!!" He says nodding. "Okay let m--" "Not you miss flat ass." Farooq says, interrupting Brit. Farooq walks outside, looking at everyone. He grabs @CrayJ Lee and throws her into the house. "Twerk or I'll blow up hospitals or something." Farooq says. "Nnnnnnoooooooo not the homosexual rabies hospital!" She says, putting on one of the ropes around her waist. Farooq ties the other, and they start to twerk. The pussy is removed from Butter's face and the day is saved.

    The end
     
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  2. :lol1:
     
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  3. I'm scared. Now I feel like Farooq will abduct me one day and force me to twerk :urm:
     
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  4. You can't stop the plan :4/10:
     
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  5. The next sequel should have me pushing this bitch off a cliff for having my earrings. :tyson:
     
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  6. FINE. But, if you don't provide me with the finest meals money can buy, I will twerk so hard I'll break your home :tough:
     
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  7. :mog: What have you created, Farooq!?
     
  8. :4/10: I'll twerk so hard your ass will shrink
     
  9. That's not possible! You don't have a magic a$$!
     
  10. OH yes I do :testify:
     
  11. I voted yes for a sequel... I want to see @Butters! get beat down by @Solid Snake and then @Big Booty Boss runs in to try and stop the fight but slips on a banana peel, that was strategically placed by someone unknown (*clears throat*.. me), and falls and pops his big ass and the air from it popping pollutes the room and everybody falls out unconscious.

    Just a thought.
     
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  12. Sounds like Kim Kardashian's ass.
     
  13. I think you need to :gtfo:

    Brit deserves to fall down a flight of stairs for taking my earrings.
     
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  14. Well.. you said you have a magic ass... Kim's would fit that description as well.

    Now, go write up the sequel!
     
  15. Look bitch.. I whipped your ass the other day.. I thought you would've learned not to talk to grown ups that way anymore.

    Would you like another lesson?
     
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  16. The sequel....
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  17. That's your opinion.
     
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  19. Where's the lava....or porn? :sad1:
     
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