Kayfabe Leaked

Discussion in '2K17 League: PlayStation' started by SupaHeeroh, Jul 21, 2016.

  1. *Buster Gates storms into a room where Reginald is sitting, reading a newspaper.*
    Buster Gates: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
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    *Buster shoves an iPad into Reginald's face to show him the news story.*
    Reginald: I, uh...
    Buster Gates: HOW!? WHY!? WHAT!? WHY!? WHAT!?
    Reginald: We need to get a lawyer on the phone right away.
    Reginald: Don't worry, I'll get it taken down.
    *Reginald fumbles to get his phone out of his pocket.*
    Buster Gates: This is the internet, Reg! They're on there forever now. If Jennifer Lawrence can't get pictures taken down, no-one can.
    Reginald: What are we going to do?
    Buster Gates: We're going to hunt this bitch down!
    Reginald: Do you have any idea who it could've been? Who did you send these pictures too?
    Buster Gates: No-one! I sent them to no-one! I mean, I had them on my phone but I wasn't stupid enough to actually send them around!
    Reginald: So who's had access to your phone?
    Buster Gates: Nobody! I keep my phone with me at all times! Actually... I might have showed some girls at parties from time to time when drunk, but they've never actually been sent a copy.
    Reginald: How long ago was this? How often... Never mind...
    Buster Gates: What?
    Reginald: I was going to ask how often you get drunk, but that's a silly question.
    Buster Gates: Exactly! Fuck... My heart is racing... I'm so angry...
    Reginald: Listen, it's all going to be ok. Who goes on TMZ anyway?
    Buster Gates: Who am I facing this week?
    Reginald: Uhh... Anthony Sharpe. Why does that...
    Buster Gates: He's going to die.
    Reginald: It probably wasn't him though... What's the chances that...
    Buster Gates: HE'S GOING TO DIE! I don't care! I'm going to send a message to whoever managed to get a copy of those photos that you do not mess with me! I don't care if you're a man, woman or infant child. I will rip your dick off and shove it down your throat!
    Reginald: That's... Graphic...
    Buster Gates: THIS IS GRAPHIC REG!
    *Buster presses the iPad to Reginald's face.*
    Buster Gates: My middle leg is on display for the world to see! I'm not Ron Jeremy, this isn't what I want! FUCK!
    *Buster throws the iPad across the room and leaves. The screen fades to black.*
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