We all know the horrendously obvious illogical moments that happen in the land of kayfabe can sometimes ruin wrestling if you don't have it in you to look past it, so let's post what we would do as wrestlers to abuse it. For example: If I was a new wrestler in the back, I'd want to make an impression. I'd attack Cena in the main event for no reason, wearing a mask while I'm doing it, which will inevitably put me into the main event of the next PPV. That means I get employed, I get the most amount of money - they've acknowledged it in kayfabe land that it's more money if you're in the main event - and the most spotlight. What about you? How would you abuse the ridiculous that is kayfabe?