Do you follow any? To clarify: A lolcow is a victim of a flame war who can't help but be milked for lulz. Aka a person who's actions put him in comical situations for all the world to see online. So do you follow any lolcows online? Back in 09 I used to follow Chris-Chan and Tom Preston sporadically. But over the Christmas holidays due to finding out about Chris-Chan getting arrested for macing a Gamestop employee, I've fallen into the rabbit hole and read up on his escapades. I've never interacted with any lolcow in any way personally, but just observed. Do you have a favorite cow?