Storyline Luis Is A Teenage Dirtbag

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Drag, Apr 18, 2016.

  1. We fade in on Big Drag's foot tapping rhythmically on the floor. The camera pans up to reveal his hand snapping with STYLE. Then finally we move to his gorgeous face which is covered by a mask of the fugly Luis Ovaldinho.

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    As viewers wonder how something can be simultaneously so ugly and so beautiful at the same time. Some music begins playing off-screen. Our ear holes are treated to the sound of Big Drag's silky smooth voice.



    "My name is Luis.
    I'm managed by that shithead, Leeroy doofus.
    I've been asking some questions; got a text from my mum.
    I'm Brian Bell's son.

    But Bri doesn't know who I am.
    And Bri doesn't give a damn about me."

    Drag takes off and rips the Luis mask in half. Revealing his gorgeous face to the world.

    "CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED. BY. BIG DRAGO.
    I'M WINNING AT MANIA, NOT YOU; OH NO.
    YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED BY BIG DRAGO
    I KNOW.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    Drag switches gears and catches a LORD LEE mask. Equally as ugly as the LUIS mask but Drag suffers for our enjoyment.

    "My name is Lee.
    There's no way to be Big Drag, that I can see.
    He's a freak of nature.
    He won't give us a chance.
    I'm pissing my pants.

    And nobody knows who I am.
    And nobody gives a damn about me."


    Drag again takes the mask off but instead of throwing it away he stuff it down his pants and swivels to the song. God, is there anything this man CAN'T do!?

    "CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED BY BIG DRAGO.
    I'M WINNING AT MANIA NOT YOU; OH NO.
    YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED BY BIG DRAGO.
    THAT'S RIGHT.
    PRAY THAT IT'S SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT!!!!"

    Multiple people jump on frame and join Big Drag, all dancing with masterful synchronisation.

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    "OH YEEEEAAAAAAAAH.
    LUUUUUUUUUUUUUIS.
    YOU. BETTER PRAY THAT IT'S SWIFT.
    OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
    LUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIS.
    YOU. BETTER PRAY THAT IT'S. SWIIIIIIIIFT
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAOOOOOHHHHHH."

    It's mental. The guitar player flails around making one hell of an ending. Bodies are flying everywhere, Big Drag stands tall with his arms folded and a smirk on his face. Over the thumping crescendo his final words are barely audible.

    "Welcome to the new IWT Luis. My kingdom. See you at 'Mania"

    He winks and the video transistions to black as the final hums of the guitar fade to nothing.

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    @Ovalhead @Tsar (Are you happy, fucker?)
     
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  2. I can't wait for the pokemon version.
     
  3. Gonna ride out on a tricycle to Fred Durst next, probably.
     
  4. Now we just need you two to promo in the Match PM that I sent. :becky:
     
  5. Good thing I didn't get one