Meltzer Report On Raw Opening

Discussion in 'RAW' started by Star Lord, Jan 8, 2014.

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  1. No shit. Orton said it himself on Smackdown.
     
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  2. Randy Snorton! *clap clap* *clap clap clap*
     
  3. so thread worthy, Orton/Authority has only kicked off 80% of RAWs since Summerslam
     
  4. These are starting to remind me of TNA in 2011, when you were compelled to turn on the show at 9:15 so you miss Immortal blabbing on about how great they are... And someone needs to be smacked for giving Orton and Del Rio more mic time than Ziggler and Sandow every week. SERIOUSLY. STOP GIVING THIS JACKASS THE MIC. :aries:
     
  5. my name is randy orton. this is my promo cutting voice. as you can see i am here to cut a promo. if I weren't cutting a promo I wouldn't be using my promo cutting voice. promo promo promo
     
  6. many promo
    such intense
    wow
     
  7. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  8. I have a beard. and two championship belts. look at my six pack, glistening with baby oil. promo time, promo voice, this is my promo face. baby oil, end promo voice. exit stage rko
     
  9. That's why he's my favorite :yay:
     
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  10. Great idea to open the show... It's so obvious no one could've ever guessed that's what was going to happen...
     
  11. "Report" hahahahaahha
     
  12. Nostradanielson Reports: he will be interrupted by John Cena
     
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  13. and the show will start in an unprecedented low ratings, moving from the opener to the first match, 25 minutes into Raw and after a 5 minute commercial AND a WWE network promo.
     
  14. The show will feature a pyro on the entrance stage!
     
  15. source? better set my dvr
     
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  16. Ziggler will also job
     
  17. Dammit, Aids! Nice job reminding me of this.

    "OMG YOU MUST CHECK OUT THE WWE NETWORK!"
    "WWE NETWORK! COMING SOON!"
    "WATCH LEGENDS HOUSE ON THE WWE NETWORK!"
    "WWE NETWORK AVAILABLE ON THE WWE APP! DOWNLOAD NOW!"


    This is going to be absolutely insufferable.
     
  18. legends house sounds awesome. can Kevin Nash be on it?