WHAT A MOMENTOUS OCCASION! I MADE IT TO 5,000! YAY! First of all, I'd like to thank Seabs and Hoss, and my family, and my friends... screw it. They don't give a shit and I'm pretty sure you don't either. There are people running around with thirty thousand, people with twice the posts in half the time. So, not only does this "momentous occasion" really not mean shit, but you guys have no reason to care outside of this meaningless tripe taking up valuable locker room space. So, you guys will throw your little jabs and flames in the comment section, and to that I say... BITCH I HAVE 5,000 POSTS! But you still don't care... Carry on with your mundane little lives.