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Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by THG?, Sep 3, 2016.

  1. *At the IWT house show in Indianapolis, IN; Alias Antonio's theme hits to a chorus of boos. He instantly comes out, mic in hand, screaming for the production team to cut the music.*
    Just cut the music. And cut the damn boos too, save that for someone who cares. I came out here to clear the air because regardless of our cutting-edge interview with that Ingrid chick people still don't seem to get what the IW3 is. And no, I didn't come out here to explain to you what the fuck it is because I'm not going to hold people's hands forever and walk them through the most simple things in life. People always complained about me because I was too "eloquent", too "complex", too "wordy", too "long-winded". Well fuck you, fuck all of you actually.

    So I'll just be communicating to you all by using simpleton verbiage because that's what gets the pops nowadays. Simple, basic, pandering ass promos and matches is what gets the fans fired up nowadays. You're all so used to seeing the formulaic Jack Forte main event that you've grown numb to people doing the same stuff over and over.

    People can question "Who?" at what we are all they want. They can cut faux-pipebombs about us all they want. They can claim we're a made up stable all they want. Heck, they can suck my dick for all I care. The fact of the matter is that no matter how irrelevant they claim we are, the names IW3, Alias, Aids and Dat Kid are still in the mouths of all you stupid brain-dead idiots out here and in the back.

    I've had people like Joey Bryant call me in the phone like a disappointed father because he didn't like what I did and didn't "dig" the creative direction of the idea. Well who's standing here right now, you punk? I've had people like Ben Dover, Lord Lee, Little Lee, whatever the fuck call me at midnight just to blow a gasket over what I did. I've even had my own brother Jack Antonio question what I did. If that doesn't tell you about the shockwaves that we've already caused within the span of a few days, I don't know what will. I mean, you've had people actually care about what Michael, Forte and Chris Kaizer have had to say just by the mere fact that they were going to mention the IW3 in some way, shape or form. WE DID THAT. WE DID. You've got people rallying behind the Club because WE DID THAT. We're making those guys STARS as we speak and we haven't even squared off in the ring yet. WE DID THAT.

    We're not a brotherhood. We're not a couple of lads. We're not a tight-knight, family-esque unit. We're just three tough son of bitches with one common goal.

    And Michael can spew his rhetoric of lies about me all he wants, and people will for sure buy into it because they are as dumb as the man who runs this place, but the truth is that no one asked me to coach in the IWT Training Gym, people have shot down my input or just straight up haven't asked for it while I was indeed apart of the IWT Creative board. I've been a company man all my life, everything I've done is to try to better and improve this shithole but when this company fucks you in the ass for all you've done you get men like us doing what we're doing, people never appreciated my efforts here, heck I single-handedly came up with the Slammy's idea amongst so much more yet all people can talk about is how I've no-showed ONE main event in my career. Cut me a fucking break you ****s.

    I've no-showed one main event in my career, but Michael will claim it's 3 just to get the anti-Alias brigade even more fired up. Michael hated me ever since I beat his ass twice years ago and then I beat him again for the title so that just made his power much more susceptible to abuse.

    *Security come out to try and drag Alias out but he runs towards the ring with a steel chair.*

    Not just yet. Nuh uh. One more thing before you touch me. Apparently 3 years in this company is too much for some people, too much for people to handle. But when you're this damn good, you can be here for 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 20, 50 years, for as long as you want. If you fuckers wanted rid of me this bad, you should've done so every time I've said the words "I put my career on the line!". But you've never been able to, you won't be able to, and you will never be able to get rid of me. Because I've never been the cancer baby.....*smirks*.....I've been the cure.

    I know this is going to get a TL;DR reaction by unimaginative idiots who repeat themselves as much in promos as in their matches but people with an ounce of respect and smartness will realize that all I speak is the utter truth. People don't like me in the main event scene or the IWT. Boo fucking who. Care about improving your own damn self instead of bringing down a man who's worked hard for everything he's done here.

    Come at me, IWT. Come at us.

    *Alias smiles as security take him away.*
     
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  2. A horrid title for a good promo. Felt strong and legit. If it was real life, it would've felt like an on-the-fly promo, since most of the words aren't taken from a 16th century English dictionary. :obama:

    Good work.
     
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  3. Really?

     
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  4. thank u i guess
     
  5. GOAT TITLE BRO. Lick it right lick it good is what @Lady Deathbane tells me weekly. I can't, i'm so many states away.
     
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