Voting number 1 contenders match for X-division title - lucas hacksaw v johnny

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Gav in da BPL!, Feb 8, 2014.


who's your winner

Poll closed Feb 10, 2014.
  1. johnny b cool

  2. lucas hacksaw

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

    lucas hacksaw(@Samalan) vs johnny

    The rules are as follows:

    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.
    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

  2. You should add that it's a number 1 contenders match for the X-Division.
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  3. OOC: Away from computer until tonight so I will start then.
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  4. I woke up, saw this, and went back to bed. Completely forgot. I'll start in a bit.
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  5. I'm about to go eat at a restaurant so my promo won't be up for another 4 hours or so
  6. *Chris Kaizer falls asleep*
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  7. *Alias Antonio falls asleep*
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  8. I can officially say LUCAS HACKSAW IS BACK! You know, I have been in professional wrestling for a long time and you name a company, i've held a title in it. Except for this one. I have not held the title in this company and I am the 'never steal food from a fat kid' hungry for this title. At the moment, you are the person stealing food from a fat kid. You are stopping me from winning that championship. This may be the number one contenders match but if I lose this opportunity, I might never get a chance for that belt. It may not be the most prestigious belt in this company but it is still a championship title. Now I respect you for putting up a fight because in this business, you need to earn championship belts. I understand that, unlike someone in that locker room... I am not going to make them look any more stupid but i'm pretty sure if you have been watching IWT, you will know who i'm talking about.

    Pretend I am a really fat kid, the title is a huge chocolate cake and you are a skinny kid trying to steal it from me. Come at me.
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  9. *Johnny walks down to the ring with amass boos, in a Gucci red robe with 2 lovely ladies on each arm. When he gets to the ring he sends one of the ladies to go fetch him a microphone. He pulls up the second rope for both of the women to enter the ring*

    Ladies and Gentleman, if I can even call you that, I want every single one of you un-pure, hillbilly, low-class mouth breathers to take a very good look at your next X Division champion. I also want you to take a good look, because this is the closest that any of you will get to such a fine, distinguished, and overall beautiful man! You see I could buy you all a roof over your head with every single fabric in my closet. You can also trust me when I say that there has never EVER been such a noble tycoon to walk through these doors! Now with all of that being said, I’m not going to be completely bitter! As a matter of fact. This is a celebration! So if you don’t mind….Ladies!

    *Money by Pink Floyd hits again and 5 more ladies come out with a giant cake and a bottle of Champagne. As they walk down the ramp, he begins to talk again*

    Ok, cut it. I SAID CUT IT! Now, before I was rudely interrupted I declared this a celebration. Not only is this the beginning of IWT having a good name since I am now here. This is also the beginning step to a very long X Division title run. You see they don’t just give out #1 Contenderships to anybody (except my opponent). I am living proof that you don’t need brains or experience to make it places in life. The only thing that you need is Beauty! As far as-

    *A Joey Bryant chant breaks out in the arena*

    Thank you all, you are too kind! But it’s actually pronounced Johnny B. Cool.

    *Johnny takes a sip of champagne and tells one of the ladies to get on all 4’s while having the cake lay on her back. The other ladies start to feed him cake*

    Now, Lucas. Did you just say that I am a fat kid trying to steal your food? That is rubbish! Why would I need to steal a twinkie when I could have one of my personal chefs whip me up a 5 star meal? You see you may be new here but that doesn’t give you a reason to be delusional! You said something about if you didn’t win this match, then you will probably never have another chance at the title? You never had a chance to begin with. It doesn’t matter how many titles you’ve won in other so called companies, If you don’t have the look then you won’t make it anywhere! Not only in this company, but in life. Fortunately for me, pretty people live an easy life.​
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  10. *Lucas Hacksaw laughs*

    You do realize it isn't about looks. If you want to actually win something slightly big, you will have to get in to the modelling industry. However, looking at you, nobody will probably hire you. Now these people deserve a real champion who actually wrestles. They deserve a real champion who isn't a parody. They deserve a real champion who actually shows respect. If you don't understand, because you have a small brain, they deserve a champion who isn't you. They don't want a champion who keeps boasting about their terrible figure. They don't want a champion who treats them like dirt on bottom of your shoe. Looking at your shoes, you should fire your cleaner. You should also fire your chef, he couldn't even make me a sandwich correctly. Who puts chicken in a sandwich without mayo? He didn't even put mayo on it. If he can't make a decent sandwich, how the hell does he make a five star meal?

    I know you are the fat kid in this ring but what I meant was, you trying to take this opportunity away from me, is like you trying to steal food from another fat kid. It won't happen. You say I never had this opportunity but look at yourself. You're not a diva, because they are the ones who are signed based on looks. Unless you are hiding something. You know, I used to be fairly arrogant when I had my last run. I was also exactly like you, a jerk. However I have changed after realizing what I had become. I was becoming you. I hated that. I didn't want to be anything like you. I don't mean physically because that would be even worst with your body but mentally, yes. I have overcome that. It seems you haven't. I take it you never will either. Maybe you should try therapy. Then again you will probably bore the person when you talk about looks, just like you bore everyone in this arena. Do everyone a favor, and just shut your gob and never open it again.
  11. @Fullofit I'll give you till 12am uk time to get your last promo in
  12. Cool
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  13. *Johnny B. just rolls his eyes and looks annoyed*

    A sandwich? You have a 5 star gourmet chef and you ask for a sandwich? That absolutely appalls me! The only way that I can relate to you is when I ask myself which sand should I grace today.

    If could be serious for a moment, I need to get some things off my chest. You see when I was 5 years old I walked into kindergarten with a Louis Vuitton backpack. It was just another item to me, and was very nice for a cheap $2000 bag but that is beside the point. I walked into that class room and nobody treated me any different. I was just another person because nobody realized the value of a dollar yet. When I went into high school I was treated like a star. I walked the halls and people treated me like a king. Which is why of course, I became homecoming king for 4 years straight. The reason that I was treated like that was because I graced the halls in a school of hillbilly’s just like all of you. School didn’t really phase me because I bought my way through it.

    Now I know what you’re thinking. What does this have to do with anything? Well I don’t have to tell you shit! But since I’m a nice guy you’ll receive an answer anyways. As you can see I once also to live the hard life and just be “normal” but I overcame it and became the best damn thing in existence! Much like how I have started being at the bottom of the barrel. I will go on to the Elimination Chamber and become the X Division champion. And just like that, I will go up in the rankings, one by one until I become the IWT Champion. I don’t quit things until I get what I want. I wanted a Porsche so I snapped my fingers and there was keys in my hands. I am a B. Cool and we do not take backseats to anybody.

    Ladies, would you mind taking me to my private jet? I need to fly to the Elimination Chamber event.

    *The ladies form a swarm around him and walk backstage*​
  14. Voting open good luck to both competitors
  15. And the winner is... @Fullofit

    good job from the both of you @THG? Come and meet your opponent
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  16. *Come and meet the person you are going to bury
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  17. Too easy.
  18. @Fullofit I hope you ain't gunna let him get away with that