Storyline nursery rhyme time with gav the chav

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Gav in da BPL!, Jul 1, 2015.

  1. (Gav the chav ) now then you little bellends the other day right i was digging through some of my old shit and came across my old nursery thyme book my mam @seabs used to read to me when i was little so i thought it was worth sharing with you all

    Humpty dumpty
    Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
    Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more,
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    Bent the bitch over and fucked her again

    Ok now heres another this is gavs version of Jack and jill

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
    Jack got a shock
    and a mouthful of cock
    cos Jill's a convincing tranny.


    Lets have some more Humpty Dumpty coz hes one naughty little bastard

    Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
    Little Bo Peep was giving him head
    As he came, she started to weep
    She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep

    Ok now did anyone know the rhyme row, row, row your boat I've created my own little version

    Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
    Screw a kangaroo.
    69 a porcupine.
    Orgy at the zoo

    Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo.
    Finger an orangutang.
    Orgy at the zoo.

    Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
    Screw a kangaroo.
    Eat a grape, rape an ape.
    Orgy at the zoo.

    Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
    Screw a kangaroo.
    Masturbate with a snake
    Sunning at the zoo.

    Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
    Gently in the ass
    Roll around on the ground
    Until you cum at last!


    Ok thats all for today tune in another time for more
     
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  2. OOC : Epic Rap Battles Epic Rap Battles of Chavestry
     
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  3. OOC: Marking, Marking, Marking, Marking, marking, marking, marking marking.
     
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