Storyline Open Challenge from God

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Dat Kid, Dec 15, 2013.


  1. Dat Kid is floats down via wires to the stage in a white suit with black pinstripes and a solid white cane. When he reaches the ground sparks shoot ouf the ground. Dat Kid raises both his arms and looks up with his eyes closed. He stays in this position for a good 30 seconds and the crowd begins to boo. Dat Kid quickly moves his head to face the crowd with an angry expression on his face. He unscrews the cap on the top of his cane and raises it to his mouth.

    Silence!

    Dat Kid's voice echoes trough the arena via the mic on his cane. Dat Kid's theme shuts off immediately as well as the pyro.

    How dare you boo me! After everything I've done for you people?! You're gonna boo me?!

    The crowd boos louder

    Shut the fuck up and enjoy what you paid $100 to see. I'm not talking to you peasants in the cheap seats.

    Dat Kid taps his cane on the stage and the wires move Dat Kid into the ring.

    Crowd: Flying Faggot! *clap clap* *clap clap clap*

    Dat Kid tries to talk but is drowned out by the chants

    If you don't shut the hell up, I swear to me that I'll fly around this arena and defecate on each and every one of you!

    The crowd boos louder

    Yeah, you guys WOULD get louder, you bunch of sick fucks! You know what I think it is. I think you've all forgotten who I am. Let's face it, it's been a while. Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am the first man to step foot in an IWT ring, former European, Tag, United States, and IWT Champion, the man who beat two world champions in one night, the only man to win two titles at mania, the creator of creative thinking in IWT, the man who single handedly ruined an entire PPV just by starting a rink dink company that only lasted a month and most importantly the god of professional wrestling in the entire world! I am Dat Kid!

    Crowd continues to boo. 1 mark chants "you're my hero" *clap clap* *clap clap clap* Dat Kid is legitimately pissed off. Dat Kid throws his jacket on the ground and stomps on it. The wires pull the jacket while Dat Kid is standing on it and he falls over. The crowd laughs and Dat Kid scurries to his feet.

    Am I stand up comedian?! NO! Then why the fuck ya'll laughing! I ain't up here telling jokes! I'm out here risking my life to entertain you! You know how many sweaty niggas have been in this ring? Do you think it's funny that I can slip and die while I'm trying to talk to you people?!

    DB Mark (probably Danielson): YES YES YES YES!

    Security can you remove this man from the arena. This man came to see a stand up comedy show and it sure as hell aint here.

    Security grabs the man and drags him out of the building. The crowd boos security.

    I know what I gotta do. I gotta whip somebody's ass. Then you gonna see how funny I am. You people want to see somebody get sacrificed to me, that's what it is. Okay…

    If there's any person in the locker room who wants to die, come out right now and I will give you the mercy killing you want. (Dark Match to take place on Thursday, Dec 19th
     
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  2. *gav walks out holding his tag team belt in one hand and a mic in the other*

    (gav the chav) come on then you cheeky **** gav will fight you
     
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  3. Kaizer: Where have I seem someone fly down from the rafters?????
     
  4. Dat Kid vs Gav the Chav? I'll be there.
     
  5. Flying faggot!! *clap! clap! clap clap clap!*
     
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  6. I bet he answers with some bullshit clapping.
     
  7. …who the hell are you?
     
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  8. I'll show you on thurday if you fight me
     
  9. How the talent pool has diminished. Fine, I'll take you on and end your career. Pretty stupid of you to challenge me. You must be new here
     
  10. lol fite me irl bro
     
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  11. Fan: DAT JOBBER FROM JERSEY
     
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  12. lol gav will outdraw you buddy.
     
  13. Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight we are brining you IWT's first "I quit" match, where the loser will be forced to leave the company forever. In this corner, we have Dat Kid from Jersey, a former IWT champion, with a record that no one could brag about, and in this corner, we have....Well you know who FTJ is.
     
  14. Flying Faggot! *clap! clap! clap clap clap!*
     
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  15. Old news. My record is 9-9
     
  16. I don't think so
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  17. That hand wasn't even black :pity2:
     
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  18. Dat Kid looks to see if the cameras are still on, then throws a steel chair at the audience member
     
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