News Oregon Man High On Meth Allegedly Fights Off 15 Cops While Masturbating

Discussion in 'Gaming & Media' started by CM Punk, Dec 31, 2013.

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    http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/31/andre...e-officers-while-masturbating-in-bar-4245713/
     
  2. This dude looks a bit like Trevor from GTA.....
     
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  4. I don't think he looks like Trevor, but it's something Trevor would do. :lol1:
     
  5. I'm used to the mullet :downer:
     
  6. This man is a inspiration.
     
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  7. BWAHAHAHAHA! Good for him! He was just trying to have some fun.
     
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  8. I love how it took 15+ cops to get one man under control. Get in better shape ya piggies!
     
  9. Need a pic of the bartender to see if it was worth it
     
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  10. You could say he fought them off single-handedly har har har
     
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  11. At least we know he was jacked
     
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  12. Let this be a lesson people, meth is a terrible drug, unless you need to become a one man army without fear of tasing.
     
  13. @Shadow didn;t you say your name was Andrew earlier
     
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  14. Yeah, wait...no wonder it hurt to masturbate the next day.:downer:
     
  15. So much for his happy ending.