Pick -Up Rejections

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by catlady, May 22, 2013.

  1. Post a pick up line.
    The person below you rejects it by saying something funny/witty/mean.
    Then they post a new pick up line.

    Example:
    User one -
    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" & "i" together.
    User two -
    I bet you can't even recite the alphabet in its correct order.
    Did you get any bruises.. When you fell from heaven?

    I'll start!

    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
     
  2. I can't wait to die

    Yo muffin cum take yo gear off
     
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  3. Eternity doesn't real.
     
  4. DAMMIT DETH! :upset:
     
  5. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
     
  6. If i flip a coin what's the chance you bleed on me?
     
  7. I want to floss with your pubes
     
  8. I want to eat your taint
     
  9. BTw these are all directed at you brit.
     
  10. EVERYONE ALWAYS MESS UP STUFF IN MY THREADS! :UPSET: :pOOPBOMB:
     
  11. Nice legs. What time do they open?
     
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  12. a quarter passed fuck yourself!

    I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
     
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  13. Your math is worse than Gohan's.

    Is it hot in here or are your tits just huge?
     
  14. *slaps* Stop touching my ass!

    Can I have fries with that shake? :ksi:
     
  15. Compared to your penis!!!!!!!!!

    I'm hungry for an aryby's sandwhich. Let me eat your vagina.
     
  16. You don't need any FATTY!

    Can I buy you a drink and then slip a tasteless and scentless narcotic into it that will allow me to take advantage of you?
     
  17. "Meow. Wanna date or do you just wanna skip to the sex part?"