Post Psychological, Mindblowing, Uber Facts ITT

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by CM Punk, Jan 25, 2014.

  1. - Alcohol is a diuretic, so drinking too much causes you to become dehydrated, which can lead to dull, dry skin and premature wrinkles.

    - A banana milkshake is one of the most effective hangover cures.

    - Cough keeping you awake at night? Put Vick's Vapo-rub on your feet and put on socks. Within minutes the cough will stop permanently.

    - Over 85% of people tend to make weird unnecessary sounds when they're bored.

    - If you stay *completely* still for about 15 minutes your body will shut down and you will fall asleep.

    - The man who invented Life Savers (candy) had a son who committed suicide by jumping off a ship.

    - In 1985, a New Orleans man drowned at a pool party attended by 100 lifeguards celebrating a summer with no drownings.

    - A lethal dose of chocolate for a human being is about 22 lbs., or 40 Hershey bars.

    - Smoking marijuana moderately reduces risk of depression by over 60%. It also an effective pain reliever.
  2. - The word " Slut " was originally used to describe an untidy sloppy woman, one who took few baths & failed to keep her residence clean.

    - Magnum-sized condoms aren't that much bigger than regular condoms. It's all a psychology trick.

    - Scientist say, our dreams can often warn us of things that have yet to happen.

    - Replace "youtube" with "youtubeskip" in the URL and you won't see ads

    - Cuddling before going to bed is 12 times more effective than sleeping

    - People with brown eyes are viewed as more reliable, honest and non-judgemental.

    - The human brain isn’t fully functional for learning until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools begin way too early.

    - Talking to your mom has the same effect as a hug and reduces your stress levels.
  3. If Brita had made this thread, it would be on page 3 by now. Uber fact.
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  4. Forgot to mention the part where people would be calling her a psycho. :pity1:
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  5. So is this another shit on Brita thread? hahaha yea she sucks lol. tits and duckfaces for everyone!
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  6. - Deja Vu is a sign of great mental health. People who experience it frequently are less likely to experience mental disorders.

    - The higher your IQ, the easier it becomes to stay up later at night. Avoiding sleep requires a lot of mental energy.

    - A dream is the mind's way of creating an alternate universe in attempt to escape a reality filled with unhappiness & pain.

    - Dreams carry more weight and meaning than our conscious thoughts while awake. 70% of your dreams contain secret messages.

    - Listening to music regularly keeps the brain stimulated and healthy & reduces risk of mental disorders.

  7. I get deja vu all the time. Honestly all of this shit you are posting bodes well for me. Keep it up
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  8. I do remember the first time I put on a magnum condom and I was like WAIT WTF LOL. Total mind fuck at the time
  9. - Women are biologically attracted to guys who are taller than them because height is associated with the ability to protect & defend.

    - Sleeping in during the morning increases a person's mental stamina and improves creativity.

    - Females with an " A " in their first name are said to be more beautiful, intelligent and live longer. (Lol, no?)

    - The more educated a woman is, the more likely she is to drink heavily, scientist say. (I believe this)

    - Eating chocolate & or ice cream has the same effect on the brain as when listening to music you relate to.

    - Sleeping on the left side of the bed can put you in a better mood when waking up in the morning.

    - Waking up too early in the morning can increase heart attack and stroke risk. Sleeping in is actually healthier.

    - Men fall in love faster than women do. Women take longer b/c they have to create a “memory trail” of their mate’s behavior.
  10. Why? Was it too big for you? :dawg:
  11. Not once I double knotted the rubber band at the base. Smooth sailing until I lost the condom inside of your mom and now we're stuck with you.
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  12. - " Funsized " is often used to describe women who are 5'5 & shorter. These women are often viewed more desirable by men. :yes:

    - Every human being starts out as an asshole: it's the first part of the body to form in the womb.

    - The best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

    - People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

    - Chocolate comes from cocoa. Which is a tree. That makes it a plant. So chocolate is actually a salad.

    - Winnie The Pooh characters each represent a different mental disorder.
    Eeyore - Depression
    Pooh - Addiction
    Tiger - ADHD
    Owl - OCD

    - Sleep is a natural cure to forget about problems, pain, stress, and everything for a while.

    - If the United States cut its military budget by half ($400 billion), every single U.S. student can be sent to college for free!

    - After an argument, over 85% people think of all the clever things they should have said.

    - If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.
  13. I can definitely fucking confirm this shit:

    People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

    I'm brutally honst with my friends about everything.
  14. Makes for some awkward moments when being honest about a friends GF/relationship.
  15. K cutie.

    - Once you fall in love, those feelings never leave. Though you may no longer " like " that person, you'll always care to some extent.

    - When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his.

    - Someone who stays on your mind after months & years of no communication is the one who has your heart.

    - Missing someone is your hearts way of reminding you of how much you care for that person.

    - People tend to value memories more than actual people. Sometimes you miss the memories, not the actual person.

    - Unexpressed emotions will never die. They become buried in your mind and can often destroy you mentally.

    - Psychology claims that If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were. #Russo

    - A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences.

    - We only need two close friends in which we can trust. Having too many "friends" is linked to depression and stress.

    - People will claim to miss you and yet they don't even make an effort to text, call or see you.

    I'll post more.
  16. - Constantly dreaming about someone may indicate that they're actually missing or thinking about you a lot.

    - 'K' is the worst, most annoying, most irritating, aggravating response ever. @Naked Snake

    - When you fall in love with someone's personality, everything about that person tends to become beautiful. #TrueDat

    - Your mind spends about 70% of it’s time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect moments.

    - Ironically, the people you meet by accident are often the ones who become an important part of your life.

    - When someone smells good, it automatically makes them more attractive. #OnZackMorrisLevelNow

    - Guys are more likely to fall in love based upon appearance. Women are more drawn to a guy's behavior.

    - When you masturbate it relieves depression and creates a sense of higher self esteem.

    - When people in love stare into each other's eyes, their heart beats sync together. - Quick time @Shadow

    - Researchers found that after 25 years of marriage, you actually start to look more like your spouse.

    - A man once faked his own death to see how many people would attend his funeral. Only his mother showed up. #Jonathan

    - Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse.

    - Relaxing your shoulders during an orgasm can increase the pleasure by up to 50%

    - Fifteen straight minutes of laughter has the same health benefits as 30 minutes of sit-ups

    - If you think somebody is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you.
  17. This is starting to dip into Britonian levels of corny now
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  19. That's cause you wanted relationship shit. The other one's were more entertaining. Blame yourself for wanting them.
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