Storyline Post-win Shenanigans with Dover and his entourage!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Ovaldinho, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. *Camera is situated in a nightclub, pitch black, suddenly music starts playing*


    *The song is played in it's entirety in a continuous loop throughout the promo. Blue and Yellow lights illuminate the nightclub, as we pan to Dover, Stinson, and the rest of the Cure celebrating at the nightclub, Johnson and George competing with each other to see who can chat up the female bartender, meanwhile David is showing off his black swagger to young college girls, and Atom and Alias are shoving their tag belts in the face of every person that enters the nightclub*

    *The camera closes up on Dover*

    DOVER: Did you virgins just see me XX-Terminate "No Sexx Duggan"? If you didn', you missed out on one of the most beautifully flawless annihilations in the history of the IWT, he only got a move in for the first few minutes, but when I got serious, oh, WHEN I GOT SERIOUS, THAT LITTLE HASBEEN GOT PUT THROUGH SO MUCH HELL, BY THE END OF THE MATCH, HE EVEN GOT A QUICK CHANCE TO SAY HELLO TO HITLER!! As if that dork wasn't enough of a dork, now it's safe to his dick is going to be less used than Arsenal Football Club's transfer budget. I would have talked to my fellow lads on this forum I go on to discuss my brilliant win; but they removed their shoutbox...
    :meh::pipebomb:

    BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I GOT SKYPE TO TALK TO THOSE DENCH MEN!!

    THE BEAUTY OF ME WINNING IS THAT I AM THE MORE POPULAR PERSON, SO ME WINNING MAKES MORE PEOPLE HAPPY, so me winning... IS A GOOD GOOD GOOD THING!

    I know Gav once wanted me to turn him into a comatose Neanderthal, and the beautiful is, is that Dexx Duggan is actually more qualified than Gav, beating baby lizards in the zoo and taking on amateurs at some kiddy fight club is more impressive than just some fool speaking like he's been hit in the head with a titanium dildo and fights old people...

    I AM READY TO TURN GAVIN's SILLY LITTLE FANTASY INTO A REALITY, HE WILL GET TO TAP OUT TO MY PENTERATOR, JUST LIKE DUGGAN. WHICH IS WHY, I CHALLENGE GAV THE CHAV TO A SUBMISSION MATCH!! ill only opt if it's a submission match, what's the fun in having pinfalls in your matches anyway...

    I, Ben Dover, Doctor currently working for the mighty cure, shall cure you of Moronosis.

    SO PREPARE TO BEND OVER TO BEN DOVER!!!

    *Dover and Stinson high five as they proceed to spank a women ass*
     
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  2. *gav the chavs music hits*

    (gav the chav) a submisson match? Sounds good im in ben dover why don't you just bend over now so i can kick your arse now instead of embarrasing you later i'll see you at uprising

    *gav leaves*

    (Ooc) how does the submission match work exactly i know its a prediction contest but what do we predict?
     
  3. No Stinson quotes?
     
  4. Matches on next weeks raw or any other live show.
    And No-Sexx Duggan? Well that's a new one...
     
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  5. *duke nukem comes out to who is normal entrance and walks into the IWT ring* Ben dover you should stop talking trash you won one singular match and you get more of a push then all of the other new guys around yeah ok you beat dexx but you did not beat the rest of us what makes you so special? i will tell you it is being in the cure you ar right you won a popularity contest not a wrestling match fuck your image and fuck your stable anyone with any sense will agree with me check out my new t shirt avalible to buy on IWTshop.com *points to t shirt saying 'the cure group = cowards
     
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  6. Ben Dover: You're equally as socially inept as Gav the Chav, do any of you English subordinates have nearby schools you can attend?
     
  7. ooc: drinking last night lol
     
  8. ooc: just thinking about the match and im not sure if a submission match will work tbh any ideas how?