News Put loved one's ashes in a glass dildo

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by GrammarNazi82, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. Yep, that title basically sums it up. Now widow women can have their loved ones cremated and get a whole kit with some of the ashes placed in a glass dildo. You can also smell his cologne and play music through the kit to really set the mood.

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  2. Hmm, that's spiritually interesting for dildo users I suppose.
     
  3. Riveting :zayn:
     
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  4. Uh.... Ummmm....

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  5. This guy has obviously never lost a loved one. I'm pretty sure that on the occasion that you miss being together with them, even sexually, the idea of having sex with a dildo of their ashes is likely to turn you off pretty quick.

    Not to mention that glass dildos are not something most women would want. They are usually either a "you love them or you hate them" kind of thing. There are way better alternatives to urns, but if you really want to recreate sex with that special person why not have your loved one get a dildo made of themselves. Then you can enjoy it with them before they pass as well.

    Oh.. and EWWWWWWW!
     
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  6. That's my biggest thing. I had to share it since it's such bizarre news. But I can't see there being a very big market for what is basically a dildo urn. :haha: I can understand missing a lost loved one / partner, and even missing the intimate times with them, but not sure how having their ashes in a dildo is suppose to actually make them feel better or less lonely. Just seems so odd. And like you said, it seems like thinking about it would quickly turn into a major turn off so you couldn't enjoy it anyway.

    As for your other point..... a Clone-a-Willy Kit would be great for that.