Random Cheesy Jokes

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Samalan, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. I came up with these from the top of my head but somebody else may have already used them but err well.

    1) You need some balls to play bowling.
    2) Trees are very chunky.
    3) What is a cats favorite game? Chinese whiskers.
    4) How well would a dog do in a test? Very paw.
    5) How good are cats? They are very purrfect.
    6) Dogs are barking mad.
    7) What do ducks like to do at christmas? Pull christmas quackers.
    8) When do dogs like going outside? When it is pawing down with rain.
    9) Don't go near a lake, it can be very fishy sometimes.

    Some are lame and stupid but again, they came from the top of my head.
     
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  2. Played the most predictable game of poker with the Japanese Origami society, every round they folded.
     
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  3. ARE THE FIRST TWO EVEN JOKES
     
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  4. Had an argument with a lollypop lady today, she made me cross.
     
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  5. Idk about the second one, my mates thought they were so yanno. The first one - you need balls (bowling balls) obviously but also balls as in you need some guts to play.
     
  6. What do u call cheese that's not yours??

    Natcho cheese


    #darksidegames
     
  7. :cole: "Why did the chicken cross the street?"

    :booker: "Why Cole?"

    :cole: "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!" :haha:

    :booker: " :finger: "
     
  8. Predictive text ruined my chance with this girl when I told her I wanted her. Apparently there is no explaining "I wish you were nine."

    Not cheesy but I couldn't find another joke thread!
     
  9. What do you call this thread? Gay.
     
  10. Actually giggled. :)
     
  11. I didn't laugh :(
     
  12. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    nope

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    :haha: noob

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    :mog:

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    to die

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    mega noob :haha:
     
  13. Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
     
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  14. :obama::obama::obama:
     
  15. Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch :boss1: