Random Cough

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by catlady, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Make up a disease, how its contracted/spread, what the symptoms are and how it is cured. Can literally be anything.

    Mine:

    Disease: Kitenconjunktivitus
    Spread: Watching to many kitten videos on youtube.
    Symptoms: Itchy toes, tail growth, purr-cough, hair balls.
    Cure: Getting licked by a puppy.
     
  2. well i have one of the syptoms ;)
     
  3. Disease: Stoopiantitis
    Spread: Talking to someone stupid
    Symptoms: Dillusions, hallucinations, affective flattening, alogia, avolition
    Cure: Reading a book
     
  4. :dawg::isee:
     
  5. how2gramer. :pity:
     
  6. Disease: Duncaninjitis
    Spread: Reading the Naked issue of Attitude UK w/ Blue on the cover
    Symptoms: Change of underwear every ten seconds
    Cure: THERE'S NO CURE IT'S LIKE CANCER
     
  7. Disease: Laurinaitis
    Spread: Only few badasses are chosen catch this disease.
    Symptoms: Talk like an old man, repeatedly say your name and job.
    Cure: Someone telling you, "YOU'REEEE FIREED!"
     
  8. Disease: Life
    Spread: Sex
    Symptoms: Being Alive
    Cure: Death
     
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  9. grammar :pity:
     
  10. Disease: Gay
    Spread: Being around gay people
    Symptoms: Acting gay
    Cure: Getting sex from a girl
     
  11. Disease: Pandafagitis
    Spread: Coming into contact with White Panda
    Symptoms: Talking shite
    Cure: Banning the troll
     
  12. This, even though Jonathan was the one who posted it. He has it also.
     
  13. I know. :upset: