Retarded bets you can make on the Super Bowl

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Dolph'sZiggler, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. From my offshore bookie:

    CROSS SPORT MATCHUPS - What will be higher?
    Both must play for action.
    5:30p
    Dwight Howard Free Throw % Feb 3rd vs Detroit
    Pick (-115)

    Joe Flacco Completion % Super Bowl XLVII
    Pick (-115)
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    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing the US National Anthem?
    From first note starts until she completes saying "Brave" for the 1st time. All wagers have action, if she restarts for any reason, wager will start from restart. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Over 2 minutes 15 seconds
    -120

    Under 2 minutes 15 seconds
    -120
    --
    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys be booed during or after her rendition of the US National Anthem?
    Book manager's decision is final. Must be clear consensus of boo's for Yes to be graded the winner.
    5:45p
    Yes
    +500
    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?
    Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Yes
    +150

    No
    -200

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Alicia Keys add at least 1 NEW word of the official US National Anthem?
    Book manager's decision is final. repeating a word does not count, must be a new word added in.
    5:45p
    Yes
    +200

    No
    -300

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Beyonce be joined by Jay Z on Stage during the Super Bowl Half Time Show?
    Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Yes
    +110

    No
    -150

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Beyonce's admit to lip synching at Obama's Inauguration before the Super Bowl?
    Book manager's decision is final. Any wager placed after this becomes public knowledge will be graded as No Action.
    5:45p
    Yes
    +150

    No
    -200

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will Beyonce's hair be Curly/Crimped OR Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
    Book manager's decision is final. To see the hairstyles click here
    5:45p
    Straight
    -140

    Curly/Crimped
    EVEN

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will either Jack or Jackie Harbaugh be shown on TV wearing any clothing that has either a SF or BAL logo on it during the game?
    From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Yes
    +200

    No
    -300
     
  2. SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How long will the post game handshake/hug last between Jim & John Harbaugh?
    Must be clearly shown on TV. Will be from moment the touch to moment the release. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Over 7.5 seconds
    -120

    Under 7.5 seconds
    -120

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will be mentioned more by full name during the game?
    From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Must clearly say full name. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Jim Harbaugh
    -120

    John Harbaugh
    -120

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will Harbaugh be said during the game?
    From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Must clearly say name. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Over
    20½
    (-135)o
    (-105)u

    Under

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will the game be referred to as the Harbaugh Bowl or Har Bowl or Super Baugh during the game?
    From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Must say full name. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Over

    (-110)o
    (-130)u

    Under

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will be shown first during the game?
    From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Jim Harbaugh
    EVEN
    John Harbaugh
    EVEN
    Split screen shot of both
    +400
    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many times will Jay-Z be shown on TV during the game?
    From kick off until final whistle. Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Half time does not count towards wager. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Over
    ½
    (-120)o
    (-120)u

    Under

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Will any Baltimore of San Francisco Player on active roster be arrested before Super Bowl XLVII?
    5:45p
    Yes
    +500
     
  3. Thinking about taking the over on 20.5 'Harbaughs' lmao
     
  4. A few more good ones:

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game?
    Must publicly announce pick before kickoff. Any wager placed after this becomes public knowledge will be garded as No Action. Book mannager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Baltimore Ravens
    -200

    San Francisco 49ers
    +150

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
    If nothing is dumped wagers will be No Action. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Clear/Water
    7/4
    Orange
    5/2
    Yellow
    5/2
    Blue
    13/2
    Green
    13/2
    Red
    13/2
    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
    Wager is on Interview done with the Super Bowl MVP on field during the Trophy Presentation only. If Co-MVP wager is on first to speak. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Teammates
    5/4
    Coach
    12/1
    Family
    12/1
    God
    5/2
    Owner
    15/1
    Does Not Thank Anyone
    9/4
    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - If Ray Lewis is interviewed on TV after the game on the field or in the locker room how many times will he mention "God/Lord"
    Live pictures only, any taped pictures or past video does not count towards wager. Book manager's decision is final.
    5:45p
    Over
    3
    (-120)o
    (-120)u

    Under

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will the TV Rating be for the Super Bowl?
    5:45p
    Over Nielsen Rating
    46
    (-120)o
    (-120)u

    Under Nielsen Rating

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - How many average viewers will the game have?
    Source, Nielsen
    5:45p
    Over 111 Million Viewers
    -120

    Under 111 Million Viewers
    -120

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - Which region will have the higher local TV Rating?
    Source, Nielsen
    5:45p
    Baltimore
    -150

    San Francisco
    +110

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?
    5:45p
    Market Up
    -130

    Market Down
    -110

    SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS - What will be the highest tweet per second during the Super Bowl?
    Kickoff to final whistle.
    5:45p
    Over 15000
    -120

    Under 15000
    -120
     
  5. :dawg: There are some crazy ones for sure, curly or straight hair? WTF
     
  6. They should put Shannon Sharpe on commentary just to troll.

    Better: "What? They said the name Harbaugh 30 times! GIVE ME MY MONEY.

    Bookie: "Could you really understand a word coming out of Sharpe's mouth"?
     
  7. People really bet on that stuff? lol
     
  8. Yeah, it helps you pay more attention to stuff like this at the beginning/halftime, in turn helping you pay attention to the game. Small bets on this stuff (like $20 max) make sense.

    Trying to make money on shit like this is retarded, but you know Vegas is rolling in the dough with people picking Beyonce's wrong hairstyle.
     
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  9. I think i'd pay less attention to the game worrying about beyonce. I'd rather just bet on the game or stats.
     
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