Ring Announcer: The following match, is the Royal Rumble Match! Now, two superstars will start in the ring at the same time. Every 90 seconds a new participant will enter the match. Elimination occurs when you're thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. This will continue until all 30 participants have entered this match. The last remaining superstar will be declared the winner and will earn a championship match at Wrestlemania! *As the weird song plays throughout the area an unexpected Mr.Smith walks out to a nice nostalgia pop. The former co-GM now dressed as casual a fan makes his way to the announce table and picks up the mic placed on it.* Mr. Smith: It's that time of year again and I was approached about appearing for the second time to do commentary, and I just couldn't say no! I love being dragged out here as much as possible and I hope all of y'all do too. And with that... let's get ready to Rumble! *Mr.Smith takes his seat, puts on a headset and waits for the first entrant.* Christian makes his way out with his World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and Tag-Team Championship on his shoulder. He taunts the crowd before proceeding onto the commentary booth and sights Mr. Smith. Mr Smith: Got damn! I was hoping I'd get a professional this year, there goes my dream team with Adam! Christian approaches the commentary booth, takes a seat and puts on his headset. Christian: What the fuck are you doing here? Is this going to be some annual game of yours? Mr. Smith: Oh, you fancy huh? Thinking that since you're champion you ain't finna do work, I never see you in this thing! I was hoping I'd get an upgrade this year.. Christian: Watch who you're talking to. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion and actually have been for every Royal Rumble PPV there has been here in the IWT. Last year you were safe since you were the GM, but this year you aren't. Watch your mouth... I'm going to ignore you for the rest of this match. Mr.Smith: You won't be able to last more than 5 minutes with that little game of your's, if I was ignorable I wouldn't even be here right now! You better be glad you got me instead of Nano, he may be able to write FTJ to victory but that doesn't mean make him any more tolerable. Haha! Christian: Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, this is the third annual Royal Rumble match! One man will either get a shot at my World Heavyweight Championship or my partners Alias's IWT Championship at Wrestlemania 3! Also, unfortunately Alias won't be able to join us on commentary tonight. He's exhausted and has left the arena. Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Christian: No fucking way!? Mr. Smith: Way! Our broadcast partner from last year is number one! He drew number one! El Nino proceeds to walk down the ramp with Taco Bell bag in hand. Mr. Smith: Wait, what is he doing coming over here? Christian: Looks like no one told us we're having one more broadcast partner. Christian and Mr. Smith shake El Nino's hand before he takes a seat and puts on his headset. El Nino: It is I, El Nino, your Taco Saviour! Taco, taco, taco, taco! I brought some tacos for you guys! Christian: No thanks, but great to have you here. Mr. Smith: I'll take a couple. El Nino: Alright, lets get this match started! Entrant #1 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #1 (open) Entrant #1 (close) Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, the first entrant of the Rumble match, Nick! Mr. Smith: Oh ho ho ho, look who we have here! El Nino: Nick, the former World Heavyweight Champion who lost it earlier tonight to none other than the man beside us. Christian: ... Mr. Smith: Not going to say anything Christian or are you two scared. Christian: Keep on eating your fucking tacos. Nick eyes on Christian who is on commentary with a furious look. Entrant #2 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #2 (open) Entrant #2 (close) Big D. Smark walks out on stage wearing a IWT Out of Buildness shirt. He rips his shirt off revealing his oversized stomach and man titties. He runs down the ramp, but gets tired after reaching the ring. Ring Announcer: And the second entrant of the Rumble match, Big D. Smark! Christian: Hey I know this guy! He's a known IWT Fan online! Big D. Smark! El Nino: Then what on earth is he doing in the rumble match?! Mr. Smith: Man, this companies gone down hill since I was in charge. *DING DING DING* Mr. Smith: The match finally begins! El Nino: Christian, what are your thoughts on the two men in the ring. Knowing that you have history with them. Christian: First of all, I don't know about Big D. personally. All I know is that he purchased one of my shirts and I appreciate that. As for Nick. He's a young and talented star, he's got a bright future for him, but his big mouth cost him his World Heavyweight Champion. He underestimated the veteran that is, Christian. Mr. Smith: Why do you talk in third person? Christian: You know what, go fucking fly a kite. As I was saying, he underestimated me and because of that, I carry this championship. Nick runs up to Big D. Smark and tackles him down. He begins throwing rights at him and looking back at Christian. He picks up Big D and tries to throw him over the top rope, but he's too heavy. Nick runs towards the ring ropes to gain speed as he goes to hit Big D with a clothesline. Nick connects with the clothesline, but it wasn't that effective as Big D just stumbled. Big D grabs Nick's head and hits him with a headbutt taking out both of them. Entrant #3 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #3 (open) Entrant #3 (close) Christian: Is it bad that I don't know this guy? He looks like one of the local fans. Mr. Smith: I've been watching IWT at home, who is he? El Nino: C'mon guys, you know him! He might have a chance to win the rumble! He's... who is this guy? The Reagmaster slides through the ring ropes and starts throwing a right back and forth against Nick and Big D. He looks over at Big D and irish whips him in the corner before running and hitting him with a dropkick. Reagmaster turns around grabs Nick and hits him with the scoop slam. The Reagmaster taunts the crowd to a few cheers. Christian: The Reagmaster looking strong in this match currently. Looks like we have a few seconds until... WAIT WHO'S THAT?!? Mr. Smith: What's with all those cops there?! El Nino: I think I might have an idea on who it is! Titantron (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Titantron (open) Titantron (close) El Nino: IT IS! IT'S FTJ! IT'S FTJ! BY GAWD YOU TWO IT'S FTJ! Christian: Oh my lord, he's been released from the mental facility! And look at that, he's still wearing the EBW Championship! That means Jeff Shock failed to cash in his money in the lunchbox! El Nino: Or maybe he just ate it... Mr. Smith: OH MY GOD! The straight edge, jock strapped, homosexual savior! Will we see pipebombs dropped on people's asses right now?! Entrant #4 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #4 (open) Entrant #4 (close) Frank the Jock comes out wearing sweatpants and a green shirt to a massive pop. He drops his EBW Championship and runs towards the ring. El Nino: There he is! He's free at last! Christian: Rumour has it that he's been banging Britanica in the mental facility creating little jock babies! Mr. Smith: I'd go to the mental facility if the same thing were to happen to me! Christian: Yeah, with Adam probably. Mr. Smith: Shut up! Frank the Jock jumps on the apron but trips going through the ring ropes. All three men in the ring see the huge threat FTJ and decide to stomp on his back. FTJ slowly gets up and starts hitting rights on all three men. He pushes Nick and Big D away and hits the Reagmaster with the SUMMER! Nick comes over to but he gets knocked out by the SUMMER! FTJ walks up to Big D breathing onto the back of his neck. Big D turns around and gets hit by a SUMMER! El Nino: SUMMER! SUMMER! BY GAWD LOOK AT ALL THESE SUMMERS! IT'S WINTER GODDAMMIT! IT'S A MASSACRE OUT HERE YOU TWO! Christian: Wait a second, what is he going to do here? Frank the Jock pulls down his sweatpants and is sporting a strap-on! Mr. Smith: Is that a strap on? What is he going to use that for? Is this legal?! El Nino: Everything is legal in the Rumble match! Big D. gets up on his knees and puts his arms on the second ropes. Frank the Jock pulls down Big D's tights. Christian: Ugh. Why isn't he wearing any underwear? Definitely not a Big D or even medium if we're being honest. Mr. Smith: Do you really need to ask that question? Look at him! El Nino: Bigger question, what is Frank the Jock planning to do?! Frank the Jock raises his hand as the cheers grow. Frank the Jock: PIPEBOOOOOMMMMBBBBBBBBB! Frank the Jock grabs Big D's waist and thrusts his strap-on into Big D's rectum. El Nino: BY GAWD, BY GAWD! FRANK THE JOCK PIPEBUMBED LITTLE D's ANUS! Christian: Yeah... we're getting complaints after this show. Mr. Smith: Good thing I left when I left. Entrant #5 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #5 (open) Entrant #5 (close) El Nino: And here comes another guy you know very well, Christian! Mr. Smith: Where is this guy? Christian: Fucking loves taking his time to come out. He rivals Senhor on making it to the ring! At the 00:48 mark he finally appears and makes his way out on stage. Christian: Holy fuck, another entrant would have come out by now. Mr. Smith: This guy would have been smart if he picked number 30 at least. El Nino: Patience is key. That's what the taco bible say! Drake jumps on the apron and hits FTJ with a springboard dropkick. The Reagmaster picks up a laid out Nick and throws him over the top rope. He also spots a laid out Big D and throws him over the top rope. El Nino: Oh my god! The Reagmaster has just eliminated the former World Heavyweight Champion, Nick! And he's also eliminated Big D! Things are looking good for Reagmaster right now! As Reagmaster throws Big D out of the ring, he gets hit by a german suplex by Drake. Drake looks up at the Wrestlemania sign and points at it. He then waits as FTJ stands up and hits him with the DDT Impaler! Drake rolls FTJ and Reagmaster side by side, then quickly goes up on the top rope connecting a senton bomb on both men. Drake picks up The Reagmaster and throws him over the top rope eliminating him. Entrant #6 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #6 (open) Entrant #6 (close) El Nino: Drake just eliminated The Reagmaster right there... wait... It's Senhor Perfect! Another return in the rumble match! Mr. Smith: Half of the people in the ring aren't even on the current roster. What the fuck is up with this company? Christian: I'm more interested to see if he'll reach the ring before Drake. El Nino: Wasn't he your former tag-team champion partner, Christian? Christian: Yeah, he's not beating Drake's time. After a while, Senhor Perfect finally reaches the ring. Entrant #7 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #7 (open) Entrant #7 (close) Christian: Holy shit, by the time it took Senhor to reach the ring, the next entrant is coming out. Make sure he's not in the next rumble. El Nino: And here comes out B.Dazzle, a former tag-team champion! B.Dazzle storms to the ring as Senhor is going through the ring ropes. FTJ slowly gets up and all four men are looking at each other from each corner. They all come forward and B. Dazzle hits all all three men with rights, but Frank counters it and hits him with the SUMMER! FTJ quickly gets up and Drake quickly grabs FTJ's abnormal shaped head and throws him over the top rope eliminating him. The crowd starts boo'ing. Christian: The crowd, just in awe. Drake has just eliminated the crowd favourite FTJ! Mr. Smith: No more pipebombs will be dropped tonight it seems. FTJ looks onto Drake in the ring and gets pissed off. FTJ goes to the announce table and grabs a microphone. FTJ: THIS COMPUY SUCKS! MABE I WILL GO BACK TO EBW! MABE I'LL GO TO AGA! IWT OUT OF BUILDNESS ONE YEAR! FTJ drops the microphone and leaves. In the meantime, Drake hits a pele kick on Senhor Perfect He picks up Senhor and throws him over the top rope. El Nino: Drake! He just eliminated the longest Intercontinental Champion and the former IWT Champion! Drake picks up a laid out B.Dazzle and throws him over the top rope as well. Drake drops down on his knee and once again points at the Wrestlemania sign. Mr. Smith: Drake is really impressive tonight! He just might be my pick to win the Rumble! He's the only one in the ring! Entrant #8 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #8 (open) Entrant #8 (close) Mr. Smith: Oh my god! It's Dat Kid! One of the most iconic stars in IWT! Christian: Pretty sure that's Farooq! Mr. Smith: I know what I said! El Nino: Farooq, one of IWT Legends in the Rumble! How great is this?! Drake taunts Farooq and Farooq storms down the ramp and straight into the ring. They start throwing rights at each other, but Farooq gains advantage and hits him with a superkick! Farooq climbs the top rope and taunts the crowd to a loud reaction. Farooq comes down and misses a off the top rope leg drop on Drake. Drake picks up Farooq and throws him over the top rope, but Farooq doesn't get eliminated as he's still holding onto the ropes from the outside ring. Drake realizes and charges Farooq who kicks him on the head. Drake is dazed and Farooq attempts to do a springboard clothesline, but Drake pushes Farooq out of the ring eliminating him. The boo's in the crowd grow. Entrant #9 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #9 (open) Entrant #9 (close) El Nino: Wait? No, can it be?! Mr. Smith: Oh snap, it's my hero! The "I don't got time for this IWT shit!", angry, ginger freak, Unknown! Wasn't he banned from IWT?! Unknown speeds through the ring and starts going at it with Drake. A security man tackles Unknown down and tries to take him out of the ring. Christian: Well it looks like he still is banned from IWT. The security and Unknown argue, but the security guard throws him over the top rope! El Nino: OH MY GOD! SECURITY GUARD JUST ELIMINATED UNKNOWN! Christian: WILL HE BE THE 2015 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER?! The security guard leaves the ring and pulls Unknown out of the arena. Christian: Where's he going, he can win this?!? He's losing a once in a lifetime opportunity?! Drake gets passed a microphone. Drake: Is this the best we've got so far? IS THIS THE BEST WE'VE GOT?! I want the next person to come out and show me what he's got, because if that's all we got, the top championship is as good as mines! Entrant #10 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #10 (open) Entrant #10 (close) Christian: And here comes the newcomer, Danny Jacobs entering his first Rumble match. I've been watching some of his stuff and this guy has a future, one half of the Big Guys! Danny Jacobs runs into the ring and hits Drake with a strong clothesline. Drake quickly gets up and gets hit run over by another clothesline. Drake gets up quickly, but gets hit by a back body drop. Danny Jacobs picks up Drake with both hands high and tries to throw Drake over the top rope, but Drake counters and kicks Danny in the knee. Entrant #11 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #11 (open) Entrant #11 (close) Mr. Smith: And here comes out the former IWT champion, Gav. Fun fact, he still thinks he is champ. He's won Money in the Bank, but will he win the Royal Rumble tonight?! Christian: What's up with him having no theme? And why does the titantron have a black man on it? Gav runs into the ring and Drake starts throwing rights at him immediately. Drake runs towards the ropes, but gets hit by a scoop slam by Gav. Now Danny starts going at it with Gav, but Gav ducks a clothesline and gives him also a scoop slam. Entrant #12 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #12 (open) Entrant #12 (close) El Nino: Here comes out Jwab, he was really impressive the past few month, especially in the Survivor Series match! Christian: He can be impressive all he wants, but he still can't beat me. FACT! Mr. Smith: Yeah, and you can't seem to stay in this company. FACT! Christian: I'm gonna slap that fucking headset off your face, boy. Jwab takes his time getting into the ring and stalks a chance to take advantage. Jwab slides in quickly and leg sweeps Gav. He goes up to Danny Jacob and sets him up for the Jwabtista Bomb. Danny Jacob counters and kicks him on his thigh. They both start hitting elbows at each other. Entrant #13 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #13 (open) Entrant #13 (close) Mr. Smith: OMG! It's Hollywood Farooq! El Nino: That's Dat Kid, one of the most beloved and hated star in the IWT! Christian: To me, he will always be a loser. Avoids me because he thinks I'm not worth it, but takes the time to face Michael. I would face him now, but all he is, is a has-been and I would be wasting my time, just like he's wasting his time in the Rumble match! Dat Kid struts his way down the ramp and gets in the ring. He goes up to Danny Jacobs and Jwab and hits them with a double DDT. Gav goes for a clothesline on Dat Kid, but he ducks and hits him with the crucifix driver! Entrant #14 (Move your mouse to reveal the content) Entrant #14 (open) Entrant #14 (close) El Nino: Woah, here is another guy I know! He's a fan of IWT, Xanth! Mr. Smith: Again, why is he in the Rumble then? But holy cow, he's huge! Christian: The 700 lbs monster Xanth is coming to the ring. Hopefully it doesn't break! Xanth tries to enter the ring, but is unable to because the ring ropes aren't wide enough. He then proceeds to go on the steel steps and climbs the turnbuckle, using that as a leverage of getting into the ring. He falls from the top rope and lands on everyone brawling in the ring. El Nino: OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ALL BROKEN IN HALF! XANTH USING AN IMPRESSIVE SPLASH! Xanth who is on the mat is having trouble getting up. The rest of the men roll over and heal in the mean time.