Just got this in a text of my mate thought it was quite amusing no doubt a few of you heard it but thought I'd post. Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John are walking along Buckingham Palace after the jubilee concert when Kylie trips, falls forward and jams her head in the palace railings. Quick as a flash, Robbie pulls her knickers down and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse he turns to Elton and says, ''Your turn!'' Elton starts crying. 'Whats wrong?' says Robbie. Elton sobs, ''My head wont fit in the railings!