Anyone else love doing this. I love it when ego-manical lads are acting all fancy-free in a pub. I come in put some NIN on the jukey, and watch the looks on their faces. I am a classic eccentric. I memorise lines from comedy and wrestling, then shout them out in public. I don't give a shint shity if I am the only person who gets the joke. The looks on the straights faces is enough for me. I remember when some metrosexuals set fire to me hair on the college bus, abd through my bag out the window. I got off the bus, and bowed to them with a smile on my face. The lads did not know what hit them Any of you captains have any stories about scaring straights.