Scaring the straights

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Idiot #1, Feb 21, 2015.

  1. Anyone else love doing this.

    I love it when ego-manical lads are acting all fancy-free in a pub. I come in put some NIN on the jukey, and watch the looks on their faces.

    I am a classic eccentric. I memorise lines from comedy and wrestling, then shout them out in public. I don't give a shint shity if I am the only person who gets the joke. The looks on the straights faces is enough for me.

    I remember when some metrosexuals set fire to me hair on the college bus, abd through my bag out the window. I got off the bus, and bowed to them with a smile on my face. The lads did not know what hit them

    Any of you captains have any stories about scaring straights.
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    Scaring the straights? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much funnnn.
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  3. It is lad

    Its really all you can, at the end of the day
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    Are we gonna fuck, or what.
  5. Not gay lad

    Nothing against them, but I like pussayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    And the pussy loved a bit of my manly musk
  6. I don't follow. Was the pussy a post-surgery type deal?
  7. Opposite of straight is gay so...............
  8. Yeah man I love going up to straight people and blasting Queen while flashing my dick
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  9. I love acting eccentric

    It exposes the idiotsyncricies of lilly livered lads