Shitty joke thread

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Senhor Perfect, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. What do you call lint on a vagina?

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    Clitty Litter! Hoo hoo :jeritroll:

     
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  2. What’s the golfers favorite part of the body?

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    The butt hole. :jeritroll:
     
  3. Ever go down on an elderly lady?












    Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
     
  4. What's the difference between a cactus and Mercedes' drivers?

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    A cactus has the pricks on the outside! :jeritroll:
     
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  5. What do terrorists do on New Years?

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    Watch the bomb drop. :woo1:
     
  6. How do you gross out an archaeologist?

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    Show him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. :jeritroll:
     
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  7. Enough with these Holocaust jokes already! My grandfather died in Auschwitz.

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    He fell out of the guard tower after slipping on a banana peel.
     
  8. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

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    They can smell it, but can't eat it! :jeritroll:
     
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  9. What do you say when you see a TV floating in thin air in the middle of the night?

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    "Drop the TV blackie!"
     
  10. I don't get it.
     
  11. You made this shitty racist jokes now. Upping the level, I see. :notsure:



    Why can’t puerto ricans be doctors?
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    You can’t sign your name in spray paint.
     
  12. Re: RE: Shitty joke thread

    What's the worlds cheapest meat?

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    Deer nuts, they're under a buck



    ~Three Said That~
     
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  13. That one was actually good.
     
  14. I recently auditioned for a movie about walking dogs...

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    I got the lead :otunga:

     
  15. What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

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    Where you put the cucumber :jeritroll:



    What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple?

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    At least a pimple waits until you’re a teenager, before it cums on your face! :jeritroll:



    What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?

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    One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. :jeritroll:
     
  16. Why did the banana go to the gym?

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    to get fit


    What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep?

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    A Wooly Jumper