A Thai man is recovering in hospital after a 3m (10ft) python emerged from a squat toilet and sank its teeth into his penis.
Attaporn Boonmakchuay said the python was "yanking very hard" as he and his wife tried to wrestle it off.
Doctors said Mr Attaporn, who lost a lot of blood in the...
Yep, go figure. Apparently the cowgirl position is responsible for 50% of penis fractures. Ouch.
That's the majority of it, but you can read the rest of it here.
And just because, here's the photo they included with it: