The annoyances of not being single...

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Acailler, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. So,

    I'm very much in love and intent on marrying my other half...she is everything to me.

    So, I've been invited by a new French Jewish girl whose just moved to Liverpool and wants me to show her around, and has no friends, for Sushi....

    She looks like this...

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    IT'S LIKE TORTURE.
     
  2. See while you do these things while trying to pleasure your wife the only thing I have to pleasure is me :gusta:
     
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  3. :jericho:
     
  4. On this topic sometimes it's the little things like not been on ur PS3 patrolling the wastes on Fallout as ur at her house :(
     
  5. she is very pretty :)
     
  6. Well hello gorgeous.
     
  7. :haha::haha: You say everyones 'pretty', never ugly, fit, hot, sexy or anything, it's just 'pretty' with you :p.
     
  8. Tomorrow night...Sushi...8pm...

    I need some luck -.-
     
  9. I can't tell if this is a wind up or not? But my god, that's one ugly ass mouth.
     
  10. You do know that's not how she smiles? :dawg:

    She's fit. I would.
     
  11. *ahem*

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  12. She is really nice, ignore Mark.
     
  13. I generally do =)

    But yes, It's annoying.
     
  14. She is a very beautiful lady. Wish I could meat someone that beautiful. Have fun but good luck not causing any trouble or problems dude.
     
  15. This thread made me so confused. I wasn't sure if you were upset because you were attracted to her or if you find her ugly/annoying and you don't want to have to spend a night with her. XD
     
  16. He finds her attractive but he can't... seal the deal.
     
  17. He can't fuck her because he has a wife. Basically.
     
  18. I know it sounds difficult but think of the girl you're with at all times, why do you want to be with her and all the little quirks which make her awesome.
     
  19. You're missing my point...

    I do, and will, and currently am but...still...


    It's like being on a date with a MASSIVE WALL in between -.-
     
  20. :dafuq: