*Downtown Liberty City Court House: Farooq and Senhor Perfect both stand trial on charges of speeding, reckless driving, running red lights, and a multitude of other charges. Let's peek in and see what happens* Bailiff: All rise, the honourable judge D. Sanchez presiding. Sanchez: You may all be seated. Senhor, I see you will be representing yourself? Senhor: Yes, your honour. My first objection is that farooq's lawyer is a 36" plasma TV dressed in a suit. I know I'm not as knowledgable about the law as yourself, but I don't think that's allowed. Sanchez: Farooq, care to explain?