The Double Champ Is Here

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by B.Dazzle, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. *B.Dazzle comes out with his I.C title and Tag Title on each shoulder. He is decked out in full John Cena gear. He salutes the fans and runs down to the ring. He throws his titles all the way across the ring as he slides in the ring. He runs out the ring and picks his titles back up. He slides back in and starts running the ropes for a minute. He stops and lifts his titles in the air.*

    Commentator: What the hell is he doing?

    B.Dazzle: The here! That's right. The champ is here in IWT. J.C.Dazzle is here tonight. He's here tonight in front of this great crowd. The people that J.C.Dazzle works his ass off every day and night because he loves them, and they love him back. At Survivor Series, J.C.Dazzle did everything he said he was going to do. He won both of his matches to stand here as your I.C and Tag Team Champion. He did it for the kids who have been told they can't do what they believe in. He did for each and everyone of you. Like J.C.Dazzle's song says, My Time is Now. It's the franchise boy, I'm shining now. You can't see me, my time is now. J.C.Dazzle is out here for one reason. To tell you all to but his merchandise at the concessions. We got J.C.Dazzle shirts, hats, hoodies, arm bands, shoes, socks, condoms, cologne, posters, DVD's, vibrators, books, and even a cut out of my head on a sex toy. We have all your J.C.Dazzle needs. So remember folks, never give up and never quit. It's always about hustle, loyalty, and respect. But there is one thing that you can never forget. One thing that is important that you always remember. What you all need to know is.........J.C.Dazzle wins. LOL!
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  2. Lazy fact #75483502723, You were too lazy to read that number.
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  3. Read it all. :finger:
  4. 66% of pet owners allow their pets to watch them have sex in the room.
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  5. [​IMG]
    ....but....what does that mean for me?
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