Storyline The Euro fairytale of Dolph's Ziggler

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Ovaldinho, May 1, 2014.

  1. *Lord Lee is stood in DisneyLand Paris, French people scatter around the place along with mixtures of British, Belgian, even Spanish and German. Lord Lee has his Euro belt with him, still wearing his professional apparel. He looks around, seeing people spending their cash and endorsing Disney branding, Lord Lee grins in delight.*

    Lord Lee: Hello, I'm Lord Lee, also a Sir. I am a European champion in IWT, and am a leading politician in our forever-moving political structure. Today, I take rest from my exhausting duties, preferably I would do this on Sunday, the Sabbath where God has me rest, but that day is when my Community Season 5 box set is delivered and I'm watching that on DAY ONE!! Also, there's a big match coming up, for I face fan favourite; Dolph's Ziggler, in a MOTY bout. The opportunity has arisen for me to beat him for a SECOND time, and this time.... without out the controversy and suspicions. Lee v DZ I may have been an odd turn of events...But Lee v DZ II.......THERE'S NO STOPPING US NOW! Although, despite my heightened confidence, I thought I could use Paris as an opportunity to briefly wind down, tease a moron dressed up as Goofy and remember what's important in life....MONEY AND GOLD!!! All day, I've been seeing people coming here, looking for one of Europe's hottest e-fedding assets right now.... ME, LORD LEE!!! They want to see me with this delicious belt, the belt that represents them in the IWT, and I'm proud to be their trusted representative, while they also buy their bulk in collectable Disney memorabilia, 5x what it cost Disney to make it for, and throw in the bin a week later, capitalism is a joy ride, right?

    And before you ask why I don't just immerse myself in that cesspool of obesity and naivety into thinking the idiots dressed up as cartoon idiots are actually the cartoon idiots...Don't. It's obvious why I'm not in Florida's version, although it Florida's DisneyLand came first, the classy nature of the French along with the king franchise in Disney....It's what has me on the tip of my toes, waiting to find out if I can buy stocks in it.

    And Dolph's....You think, as well as want MY title, the title of Europe, or do you just want to put me down...because I do you better; being highly confident; over-confident to some, as well as making the most out of people's detest of me, using it as fuel to the continuously burning fire of the people I see undesirable to this World. Just remember this Dolph's, what you want is nothing but a fairytale to me, your build surrounding you before you came here may give justification to assume you're a unstoppable force, especially in the upper mid-card, but sadly you've fallen prey to the hype of the media, like so many athletes and musicians, tipped to be a World beater but has to have a SECOND chance at a mid-card title shot. Sorry Dolph's your European Fairytale ends....Unless....YOU WANT TO GO TO DISNEY LAND Paris, because if you're a over-hyped pile of human waste called DOLPH'S ZIGGLER, YOU GET HALF PRICE!! HAHAHAHAHA!

    *Lord Lee chuckles, people around him vaguely glance at him, not making it too obvious incase he lashes at them, the broadcast ends with Lord Lee continuing to chuckle, hugging his IWT EU belt.*
     
    • Like Like x 2
  2. *FTJ IN BACKGOUND SUMMERING WVERBODY AND WIN DISNET TITLE**
     
    • Like Like x 1
  3. OH HELL NO!! FAKE FTJ MY CONTENT, AND FINSHER ASHLEY CALL THE STUMMER
     
  4. STUMMER IF FUCK!! SUMMER BES IN WORLD LIKE PUNK
     
  5. OOC: lol is Disneyland Paris a real thing? Mickey mouse with a rapist moustache and tight fitting USA prison striped clothes? I do love the promo.
     
    • Like Like x 1