Post stuff you've done to warrant you being the top dawg badass of the day. End every single post in this thread with either of these smilies: (feel free to suggest other badass smilies, but include one of these three in your sugestion). I might go as far as deleting posts that don't have these smilies. Trolls will just get owned by the entire badass community on wweforums. Now I need to contribute. There were a flock of seagulls trying to steal a dropped bag of chips in town. I ran towards them and they flew off.