The Official Badass Thread

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Crayo, Nov 23, 2013.

  1. Post stuff you've done to warrant you being the top dawg badass of the day. End every single post in this thread with either of these smilies:

    :finger: :badass: :tough: (feel free to suggest other badass smilies, but include one of these three in your sugestion).

    I might go as far as deleting posts that don't have these smilies. Trolls will just get owned by the entire badass community on wweforums.

    Now I need to contribute. There were a flock of seagulls trying to steal a dropped bag of chips in town. I ran towards them and they flew off.

  2. Should probably ban Canadians from this thread; they'll have nothing to contribute. :finger:
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  3. Haven't slept for over 24 hours and i'm going to drink more coffee and do more stuff! :badass:
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  4. The other night I ate spaghetti for dinner, drank Cola on the way out of house; drank 10 beers out, ate 2 cheeseburgers, drank another 5 beers, ate another 2 cheeseburgers. All in timeline of 5 hours (10pm-3am).

    Conclusion and a major success: I did NOT throw up.

  5. Bullshit, you ate 3 cheeseburgers!
  6. I just bought a drink for 99p, I only had a pound coin. What did I do? I said "Keep the change." :finger:
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  7. Bloody ell' :tough:
  8. Pretty damn badass right? What's this? There's another?

    So I was in my room minding my own business, when I see a spider crawl into view, we stared into eachother's soul's for a few seconds, waiting for the other to make a move, it's legs buckled in fear so I took my chance, I sprinted at lightning fast speeds down the stairs and into the living room calling for my mother to follow me back up, as we arrived I spotted the spider attempting to escape, realising it was no match for me, but I showed no mercy, I pointed it out to mother and laughed hysterically as she crushed it with her size 4 shoes. Let that be a lesson to all potential spider's out there, don't come in my house, because I WILL tell my mother. :tough:
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  9. An example of why you're one of my favourite members and one of the most underrated. Anyone who does NOT tell their mothers about spiders are pussies. Well in son. :badass:
  10. #12 Stopspot, Nov 23, 2013
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    I once went to the dentist to fix a tooth, didn't ask for sedation :badass:
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  11. I talk shit on the Internet with no fear of the repercussions
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  12. But don't post the smilies. What a pussy thing to do. :tough:
  13. love you
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  14. Stayed up past ten....ON A SCHOOL NIGHT :tough:
  15. Went outside in the snow last year..... WITHOUT a jacket :tough:
  16. I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes. :tough:
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  17. Every time I enjoy a cold beverage, I put it on the coffee table. Without a coaster. :finger:
  18. Put a bullet in a rat in my house.