The poontang thread

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Idiot #1, Feb 15, 2014.

  1. So lads, as we discussed this in other threads, I thought a thread about pulling the women is needed.

    I lack confidence but I get attention. I get women shaking their arse in my direcion often. Anyone else get this, its annoying as why cant poon just come up and start a conversation with me, why do they have to be so forward?

    I have fucked up many a opportunity due to women being so forward, this happen to anyone else
     
  2. Shake ur booty back.
     
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  3. I think you are in a strip club, that might have to do with all of this.
     
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  4. Its daunting, why cant women be less forward. Plus they never get my humor.
     
  5. nah lad, just normal boozers. too many metrsexuals and students in clubs
     
  6. Are you sure? Are you 100% surreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
     
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  7. yeah, do not overthink things
     
  8. I'm not. I'm sure that you aren't sure about being sure about me being sure that I am right.
     
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  9. I have been strip clubs, cannot be doing with the sales pitch

    in the boozers I get women shaling their arses in my crotch often, why cant they just come up and talk normal

    any advice on getting women skaing their arses, just ask
     
  10. YOU HAVE BEEN A STRIP CLUB?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?! :boss::eww2::cornette::booker::robbie::nogusta::park::rollins:
     
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  11. yeah it was pretty shit. I hate clubs, too many students and crappy music

    give me a nice pub anyday
     
  12. You're threads are just asking to be closed at this point.
     
  13. my response to this

    http://imgur.com/z1AKwm7
     
  14. cant outwit me
     
  15. I can, but there's nothing to outwit.
     
  16. You call yourself classy yet you post pictures of "yourself", acting as if you're trying to be clever. If that's trying to be clever, I don't want to know what cleverness is anymore.
     
  17. stop taking yourself seriously lad, i bet your pictures yo look like lance storm
     
  18. What's so bad about Lance Storm. And how would you know what I look like. Oh wait you don't. Nice try bud.