The Second Coming of Black Jesus

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by TheTNHMaster, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. #1 TheTNHMaster, Sep 15, 2013
    Last edited: Sep 15, 2013
    *Black Jesus floats his way down the to the ring while smoke raises up behind him, did I mention he just had a...few...blunts?*​
    Black Jesus: Now, my bitches, my name is Black Jesus, your lord and saviour. I have arrived here in IWT, for one reason. To spread the religion known as....Blacky Christianity. It's better than English Arabs! No, I am not a part of the Cure. Nor am I apart of the Job Squad that is Adam and Full. Many do not know who I am, many know who I am. Many know me as Rick Rude's ass, Black Jesus, Black Slater, Hulk Hogan, and many other alter egos. But, here, here in IWT I am da Black Jesus. Da Black Jesus is here. Da Black Jesus smoked too many blunt back there. I'm not here to win titles, I'm not here to lose to Vice , nor am I here to form the Genetic Dudes. Now, I may rise and fall like ECW or I might rise and kill my self like my dawg Hitler. I will not make two burning buildings in NYC. I will spread Blacky Christianity. All of you will believe in me. My father, Morgan Freeman! My mother, Rosa Parks! And our devil, George Zimmerman. You will believe! Consider this the second coming of Black Jesus. My father is looking down at me right now telling me to pop a molly. Your father, God, is telling you to hate gays! Our bible is only 5 lines long it says "Morgan Freeman and Rosa Parks fucked, out came Black Jesus who fucked a white bitch and gave birth to Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman came a long and shoot him, then Black Jesus,Morgan Freeman, and Rosa Parks fled on Noah's slave ship to the heavens of safety." The end, not some 500000 page bullshit. ​
    IWT I have arrived, there is no turning back now since I have warrants for my arrest in every other state. I have flown my plane into IWT, now for it to come crashing down.​
    *Black Jesus starts floating up to the rafters while smoking a blunt*​

     
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  2. Whether it's in character or not, racist comments such as niggas aren't allowed in IWT, or on the forum in general.
     
  3. Welcome black!
     
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  4. Bitches will have to do den
     
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  5. Jesus is yellow!
     
  6. Oh, Yellow Jesus? I thought he was still working in that sweat shop. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  7. David: Well we see a second coming of Black Jesus. Who will free IWT of all its sins and who will succeed in one day putting Satin in his place. (George Zimmerman) I welcome you Black Jesus, as I think I am sin free. Only you can judge me though.
     
  8. *Looks through his book of Blacky Christianity followers*
    Black Jesus: Looks like you have 15 cases of theft, I am proud of you.
     
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  9. *gav appear on the titantron*

    (gav the chav) oi who the fuck do you think you are? Look at me when i'm talking you think your some sort of saviour is this this some sort of sick joke? Shut the fuck up you little egg in the bun
     
  10. Black Jesus: :damn:
     
  11. Fan: SHUT UP BLACKY! WE ALL KNOW THAT OUR SWEET WHITE JESUS WAS WHITE!! GET OUT OF HERE WITH YA GREESY NASTY FRIED CHICKEN AND CORNBREAD!! PRAISE WHITE JESUS!!
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  12. Black Jesus: Looks like someone is going to No Chicken Hell
     
  13. #13 David5150, Sep 15, 2013
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2013
    [​IMG]Crayo THE PLOT THICKENS!
     
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