The spirit of Incognito

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Crayo, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. *The production of the show pauses and producers seem anxious and confused. You see employees talking into their earpieces signalling that something has perhaps gone wrong*



    *Suddenly the fans erupt in a somewhat inevitable loud level of noise and shock as Incognito's music plays. The fans expect the lights to go out but they don't; instead the lights dim as a cloud of smoke smothers the ring. You see a black figure within the smoke, but it's unrecognisable. Nobody knows for sure if this is Incognito, but the figure appears to speak to the masses. The voice you hear is quiet, as if it is talking to itself.*

    "Revenge:
    inflict hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong done to oneself. Perhaps for the first time in my existence I find myself at a crossroads. Ironically, seeking revenge for the wrongdoing that caused revolution in a company I let breathe its last breaths will please the very people that betrayed me."

    *The voice begins to sound angry, obstreperous, and vociferous*

    "The masses enrich this filth with their stupidity, betrayal, and selfishness. You have unworthy champions walk the corridors swimming in self-righteousness. Those champions feel entitled to whatever they want, whatever they please, but words like "karma" and "justice" turn them petrified. They start asking themselves questions: "what if they find out I'm not what I seem", "what if they take back what I haven't earned", and finally "what if HE comes back". It's human instinct to suspect something that perhaps doesn't seem likely. It's human instinct to detect danger and do its best to evade it. It's human instinct to be afraid of something that... isn't human."

    "I now talk directly to the paper champion. Remember that my patience isn't limited, unlike my authority; and remember that those who are made can be unmade. Perhaps the one instinct I possess is vengeance. Perhaps deep down I do have an ego, but it's more a reminder of who really is in control around here. Before long you will be dead and buried, and I will dispose of those who stand in my way."

    *The smoke dissipates and the figure has gone. The music begins to play again as the crowd begin to decipher what they have just heard. The production team, seeing an opportunity to make money, immediately write up a poll asking what this speech means. The questions they ask are "Is Incognito back? If so, who's he coming for? Will anybody try to stop him? CAN they stop him?"*
     
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  2. OH HELL NO! THIS MY DUGER!

    *sorry couldn't resist* :jbl:
     
  3. Heyo, its the guy who jobbed to Aids.
     
  4. [​IMG] In the most popular match in IWT history son.
     
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  5. Thought this was going to be a thread about Richie Incognito...I am very disappointed.
     
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  6. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE ROAD TO IWTMANIA.
     
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  7. (Gav the chav) Daddy? Daddy is that you?
     
  8. this isn't really a poll, as much as a series of dumb questions:

    The production team, seeing an opportunity to make money, immediately write up a poll asking what this speech means. The questions they ask are "Is Incognito back? If so, who's he coming for? Will anybody try to stop him? CAN they stop him?"*


    Yes. Aids. Probably Aids. probably, he has before.
     
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  9. I think it all depends on how EC goes, but i did laugh way too hard at that reply.
     
  10. Knew the overrated fag would come and reply all hipster-esque. You suck, bro. Seriously though, you do suck.
     
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  11. knew you'd call me a hipster you predictable ass lick
     
  12. You're a deth completely
     
  13. its the sweater in Oval's profile pic for sure.
     
  14. dude I was going to post a pic today of my new Eurofag soccer player hairdo I've been sporting. Not now. bitch.
     
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  15. :okay:
     
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  16. Alias: The spirit of Incognito, huh? Wanna hear about another spirit that still persists here? The Cure's spirit, and no, not this half-assed version of The Cure, I'm on about the original Cure. The Cure's spirit will always be lurking around, especially around you Incognito.
     
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