The true B.Dazzle is back!

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  1. #1 B.Dazzle, Dec 24, 2013
    Last edited: Dec 25, 2013

    *The fans pop as B.Dazzle makes his entrance. His original theme is back, he is wearing nice dark jeans, with a buttoned up shirt, and some dark shades. He is holding his Tag title in one hand and a mic in the other. He walks up the steps and gets on top of the turnbuckle. He holds up his tag title and gets a huge pop. He gets in the ring and begins to speak.*

    B.Dazzle: Finally......the true B.Dazzle is back in the I...W....T!

    *Crowd pop.*

    B.Dazzle: For you see over these last few months B.Dazzle has had a major struggle. He's been struggling to find himself. He's been struggling to change and find his real self, when really he was being himself the whole time. B.Dazzle never needed to change. It was unnecessary, but B.Dazzle didn't know that at the time. He thought his career would plummet if he didn't change, but he was wrong. B.Dazzle never needed to change to get where he is today. Changing his image, his theme, and his act wasn't the key to his success. The key to his success was whooping candy ass all over the country!

    *Another crowd pop.*

    B.Dazzle: B.Dazzle can now say he is truly happy with himself, but he isn't happy with some things that are going on. He's said it before, and he'll say it again. ??? has pissed B.Dazzle off. He has stolen B.Dazzle's I.C title. What he didn't know is that he just bought a one way ticket straight to an ass kicking. He just brought back the B.Dazzle of old. The B.Dazzle that was whipping Jabroni ass like this world has never seen. Whether he likes it or not, the B.Dazzle of old is back. He's back and he's ready to check ???'s ass in to a luxury suite in the Smackdown hotel. At the slammys ???, you will know your role and shut your mouth!

    *Crowd says it along with B.Dazzle.*

    B.Dazzle: Merry Christmas to all and to all a Dazzling night!

    *B.Dazzle drops the mic and begins to head backstage.*
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  2. OOC: Really liked this hahah. Good stuff.
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  3. OOC: I can smell what B.Dazzle is cooking :rock:
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  4. *Sir Lee is sat next to David Cameron, Davids wife and their daughter as they watch B.Dazzles promo on the television, they sip champagne as they laugh and chuckle at his appearance, also making references to The Toothfairy*

    Sir Lee: Wow....That was great who the Dwayne Johnson has such emotion....

    David Cameron: By golly, it's people like that make my wonder why it isn't legal to kill people that aren't rich.

    Mrs Cameron: You're telling me dear, I bet their skin makes greaaaat material for our coats.

    David: Well all those foolish hippies banned our wonderful fox hunting, so what other choice do we have....

    Sir Lee: Yes yes yes, that's all good, but that promo..... He essentially made satisfied the needs of the audience by carbon copying a well established performer....And it worked..... Have either of you seen the work of that elegant soul Damien Sandow?

    David Cameron: Why yes actually, absolutely brilliant man, I met with him in New England in June after he won MITB, let me tell you, he is a DELIGHT! He even let me see his robe collection....Just astonishing!

    Sir Lee: Well..... Why don't I just take all his phrases and mannerisms, considering that Dazzle copy-cating Dwayne as well his partner talking like he's brain damaged and cannot develop a knowledge of sentence structure and grammar is all it takes to make people like you then being a Damien wannabe might just work.


    *His daughter starts crying*

    Mrs Cameron: Oh....why shout in front of our child.

    David Cameron: I sorry sweaty, daddy gets angry sometimes....No need to cry!

    *Mrs Cameron picks up her daughter hugging her until she stops, Mrs Cameron puts her back down*

    Sir Lee: Fine...fine...fine, I apologise for suuuuch a cheap tactic, you got any other ideas?

    David: Why yes I do actually....You.....make better...promos...than...that little....bag of faeces. Sound good Lee? *David makes a sarcastic and condescending face towards Lee*

    Sir Lee: Yes Davey, now if you excuse me, I'm going to go back to the IWT HQ, make a promo, so that your party keeps relevance and re-elected. Good day David..... Oh and Merry Christmas to you all. *Sir Lee waves to the Cameron family, the Cameron family wave back*/
  5. Sandow didn't win MITB until July. :lol1:
  6. OOC: Don't hate on David, he doesn't always get his months right :p
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  7. OOC: It's quite alright. Good job too. Was an enjoyable read.
  8. thanks. nice promo by the way.
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  9. Thank you.